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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:38 am
by Dixie
Really?

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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:52 am
by Telemecus
Can you do the Fandango?

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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:12 pm
by Zorch
This silliness must stop.

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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:18 pm
by Dixie
ORIGINAL: Telemecus

Can you do the Fandango?


Why, yes. Yes I can.

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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:24 pm
by Zorch
I have ordered Matrix to lock this thread, as it is a vast waste of time, has no redeeming social value, and expects everyone to be surprised by our nice red uniforms and fanatical devotion to the...forget it [8|]

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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:30 pm
by Dixie
Pfft. I didn't listen to officers when I was in the military and should have been. I won't start now!

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:32 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Dixie

Pfft. I didn't listen to officers when I was in the military and should have been. I won't start now!
Well you should have...

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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:27 pm
by RangerJoe
ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Dixie

Pfft. I didn't listen to officers when I was in the military and should have been. I won't start now!
Well you should have...

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Why listen to the officers? They get the entire unit lost when they are given the map.

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:34 pm
by Telemecus
ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
Why listen to the officers? They get the entire unit lost when they are given the map.


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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:34 pm
by Telemecus
and also ....

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:35 pm
by Telemecus
INP

And yeah the 200 guy! [;)]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:47 pm
by RangerJoe
ORIGINAL: Telemecus
ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
Why listen to the officers? They get the entire unit lost when they are given the map.


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There was a US Army paratrooper demonstration. A Sergeant said that he had made over 50 jumps. An older gentleman said that he was a paratrooper too. The Sergeant asked him how many jumps he had made. The old man said "Five. North Africa, Sicily, Salerno, Normandy, Holland . . . " I guess that he figured that those were the only ones that counted!

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 3:37 pm
by Zorch
Social Distancing for Cowboy fans...

https://twitter.com/PHLPublicHealth/sta ... as-cowboys

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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 3:38 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Telemecus

INP

And yeah the 200 guy! [;)]


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RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:03 pm
by Dixie
This social isolation lockdown stuff is hard work with two small children. It's like having a pair of demented parrots who have learned to talk about Pokèmon at a volume I have only experienced whilst working with jet engines. It's a good job they've already been born, else this past week would have put me right off the idea of having children, the pair of them are stuck on transmit. [X(]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:18 pm
by USSAmerica
ORIGINAL: Dixie

This social isolation lockdown stuff is hard work with two small children. It's like having a pair of demented parrots who have learned to talk about Pokèmon at a volume I have only experienced whilst working with jet engines. It's a good job they've already been born, else this past week would have put me right off the idea of having children, the pair of them are stuck on transmit. [X(]

.... and you come to THE THREAD!!! for a bit of sanity. I see. [:D]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:19 pm
by Dixie
ORIGINAL: USSAmerica

ORIGINAL: Dixie

This social isolation lockdown stuff is hard work with two small children. It's like having a pair of demented parrots who have learned to talk about Pokèmon at a volume I have only experienced whilst working with jet engines. It's a good job they've already been born, else this past week would have put me right off the idea of having children, the pair of them are stuck on transmit. [X(]

.... and you come to THE THREAD!!! for a bit of sanity. I see. [:D]

This should tell you how bad things have got, if this place is more normal than my current situation....

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:24 pm
by USSAmerica
My wife and I are home with just us and the two cats. No children here, but we do say there is no adult supervision in our home. [:D]

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:32 pm
by RangerJoe
ORIGINAL: USSAmerica

ORIGINAL: Dixie

This social isolation lockdown stuff is hard work with two small children. It's like having a pair of demented parrots who have learned to talk about Pokèmon at a volume I have only experienced whilst working with jet engines. It's a good job they've already been born, else this past week would have put me right off the idea of having children, the pair of them are stuck on transmit. [X(]

.... and you come to THE THREAD!!! for a bit of sanity. I see. [:D]

Get the children some chewy, sticky taffy.

RE: THE THREAD!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:40 pm
by btd64
ORIGINAL: Dixie

This social isolation lockdown stuff is hard work with two small children. It's like having a pair of demented parrots who have learned to talk about Pokèmon at a volume I have only experienced whilst working with jet engines. It's a good job they've already been born, else this past week would have put me right off the idea of having children, the pair of them are stuck on transmit. [X(]

My wife and I have my daughter and husband plus two grandchildren. All in a 3 bedroom apartment. The place just isn't big enough....GP