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RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:34 pm
by *Lava*
Well...
For the moment we are on the defensive...
But our scientists are almost finishing a new weapon which will smite you and your allies...
Ray (alias "the desperate Kaiser" Lava)
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:38 pm
by TheBlackhorse
Lava,
Out of curiosity, why the need to kill France early? Why not hold in France and deal on Russia?
I'm always intrigued by the desire to go after the strongest (initially) TE nation as opposed to going after the TE achilles heel....
Hmm..maybe I'm becoming interested in another PBEM...
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:16 pm
by EUBanana
British forces advance into No Mans Land, Scots regiments playing bagpipes, other units kicking footballs as they go. The month long barrage surely trashed the enemy after all, and the enemy have no trenches, so it was gonna be easy, right?
Wrong.
The BEF attack across a fairly broad front but make no breakthroughs anywhere. A bit surprised, they pause and lick their wounds, and take comfort from the fact that the Germans suffered as much as they.
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:14 am
by *Lava*
I... Kaiser Lava...
Welcome Czar Ferdinand into the war...
Ray (alias "The Kaiser" Lava)
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:43 am
by EUBanana
Douglas Haig is convinced that the enemy is close to breaking, and orders that the assaults go on despite the lack of initial progress.
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:47 am
by *Lava*
We welcome the General's advance...
Ray (alias "The Kaiser" Lava)
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:14 pm
by *Lava*
Grim...
The dead pile up...
Ray (alias "The Kaiser" Lava)
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:58 pm
by EUBanana
Looks like the Kaiser has abandoned the ground in front of the BEF.
British troops advance with no opposition. Presumably the Kaiser has something special planned for them soon...
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:18 pm
by *Lava*
ORIGINAL: EUBanana
Presumably the Kaiser has something special planned for them soon...
Beware the Trojan rabbit gambit!
Ray (alias "The Kaiser" Lava)
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:33 pm
by EUBanana
Mystifying. Nobody about on the Western Front, all the Boche have legged it, aside from a pocket up by Luxembourg who look like they are planning on staying put.
British forces with some French support libertate Dijon, Lyons will be back in Entente hands soon.
But one wonders what the Kaiser is up to...
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:58 pm
by *Lava*
Well...
We got tired fighting the Brits...
Ray (alias "the bored Kaiser" Lava)
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:06 pm
by EUBanana
ORIGINAL: Lava
Well...
We got tired fighting the Brits...
Mess with the best, die like the rest!
Looking for easier prey eh.
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:06 am
by *Lava*
Well...
Hemmed in by the Brits and French to the West, Italy to the South and Russia bearing down on me from the East, figured it was time to start another war!!!
[:D]
The Kaiser declares war on Romania.
Ray (aka "the Kaiser" Lava)
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:13 pm
by EUBanana
The Kaiser is clearly playing for pride now, he wants to see another Entente surrender - even if it is only poxy little Romania. [:D]
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:49 pm
by *Lava*
Hpp..
German fighters bag their first TE aircraft.
Biggles goes down in flames.
Ray (alias "The Kaiser" Lava)
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:26 pm
by EUBanana
You killed Biggles! You *****!
Germans, Bulgarians and Ottomans mass on the Romanian borders, which see heavy fighting. Amazingly the Romanians do not immediately fold, but surely they will fold very soon.
Russian forces advance into eastern Romania meanwhile.
In other news, the Canadian Corps and ANZAC Corps have now been deployed, as I finally scrape up enough transports to move them around.
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:00 pm
by Joel Rauber
This gets my vote for the most original AAR of all time[8D][&o]
A poll anyone?
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:08 pm
by *Lava*
Actually...
This is what happens to pollsters in Imperial Germany...
Ray (alias "The Kaiser" Lava)
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:19 pm
by EUBanana
Brunn falls to the Entente again and an Austrian cavalry screen adjacent to it is swept away. Vienna not too far away!
Romania meanwhile collapses rapidly, if it lasts the strategic turn I'll be impressed.
The French hit the Germans on the Western Front with the biggest barrage of the war this turn, hopefully that hurt the Boche good.

Biggles's apprentice was up overhead as well.
RE: This is War King 'Nana!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:23 pm
by *Lava*
All hell's broken loose...
Battles rage in in almost every theatre.
The Romanians are locked in a death struggle in Bucharest while CP artillery pours on a rain of steel.
This the spring of 1916...
Ray (alias "The Kaiser" Lava)