ORIGINAL: USS America
I can only shake my head at the demeaning phrase "Sir Robin Defense" - with the obvious implication being out and out cowardice.
I have nothing bad to say about it and happen to be a big fan. [;)]
Bravely bold Sir Robin
Sailed forth from his safe port.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared
To be sunk by Yamato.
Or to have his cruisers torpedoed
And his destroyers sunk.
To have his merchants defenceless
And his carriers under the sea,
And then to see KB show up,
Brave Sir Robin.
His divisions crushed
And bombers shot down
And aces killed
And bases taken
And airfields holed
And forts burned down
And his pen--
Brave Sir Robin ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("no!")
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
("I didn't!")
And gallantly he chickened out.
****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
("all lies!")
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
("I never!")