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...English bulldog in a rather provocative manner...

...which resulted in a most unsightly rash, which was later determined to be...

(By the way, this thread is incontrovertible proof, if any was needed, that everyone on this board is completely insane. [:D])

...caused by eating mangoes, to which he was allergic.

"You rascal, you," intoned a visibly agitated Sister Mary, who only a week before had seen...

But by now being addicted to mangoes, the mutt tried to climb the mango tree and took a nasty......

...dump, which smelt of elderberries, oddly enough.
 
"I object, Your Honor," the lawyer interjected after LST Express began his testimony before the House Committee on Rare Fruits and Edibles.  "The agent known as LST Express clearly isn't keeping in the spirit of things.  His last statement was clearly nonresponsive.  I move that he be excuded from further..."

And this drove everyone in the vicinity to...

cringe in fear as beyond the elderberry infused dog du du they saw...

...soon, however, in the hot Co-prosperity sphere sun, the undigested elderberries began to ferment, which attracted the attention of....

The local Undertaker, and a part-time Taxidermist.

a flock of European (not African) swallows who had been resting in a neaby coconut tree. The man in the fine linen pants then............

...looking dreamily into the noon-time sky declared "I see a great opportunity here. If we play our cards right, we could...

double post.... [8|]

"Never! I barely single post", cried the stripping nun from the stage of.....

...the Mayan sacrificial altar she fled, whilest hot on her heels..

Was a flock of seagulls singing " I just ran, I ran all night and day" all the while the stylists were....

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

...the Mayan sacrificial altar she fled, whilest hot on her heels..

came Lord Louis Mountbottom in loin cloth and feather headress..

ORIGINAL: YankeeAirRat

Was a flock of seagulls singing " I just ran, I ran all night and day" all the while the stylists were....

were putting the finishing touches on Lord Louis' Justin Bieber hair-do and adjusting his......

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

...the Mayan sacrificial altar she fled, whilest hot on her heels..

came Lord Louis Mountbottom in loin cloth and feather headress..

calling for his shock troops, the 158th yodelers of Derbyshire to carry the day on their crossing of the Irrawaddy river and chasing the lyb all the way to ......

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: YankeeAirRat

Was a flock of seagulls singing " I just ran, I ran all night and day" all the while the stylists were....

were putting the finishing touches on Lord Louis' Justin Bieber hair-do and adjusting his......

jock strap for another fun day in county jail running from all the wild........

...YouTubers who came to visit him in the jail so they could finally fulfill their wish to kill him, only to be stopped by...