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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:03 am
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: crsutton
Check out my new AAR. "Passport to Victory" CRSutton vs Rolins. I am pretty sure I can take this guy..
Only if you're playing the Allies. [:'(]
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:05 am
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: obvert
ORIGINAL: crsutton
ORIGINAL: obvert
Use a laptop! I've played this game on four continents and in about 8-10 countries!
Are you the one who recruited Rolin to join the forum? [:D]
How do you know I'm not a mole placed here years ago by Rolins just for this moment? Maybe I've been playing AE all over the world to entice you all to get out of your basements and spare rooms.
Get an 'original high-quality fake passport' and join me in a cabana on Beachcomber Island in Fiji. The Rolins Stones play every night from 6-9 and 'original high-quality fake' cocktails are 2 for 1 before 7.
All of the servers wear 'original high-quality fake' coconut shell bras on shift and look a bit more like LargeSlowTarget's sig pic when they're off.
Free wifi!!
I can vouch for Obvert. He is good to his word in paying off sucker bets. [:'(]
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:06 am
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: offenseman
If I get a British passport does it come with the fake accent of an American trying to talk like a Brit?
I say! That would be smashing! Positively smashing! Jolly, jolly good what what.
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:26 am
by crsutton
Rolins, am I going to get my turn soon? You said a turn a day but seem to be slacking off a bit.
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 3:55 am
by Encircled
He's a bit busy at the moment with a rush of business.
Apparently its not that easy to make a Krygistan driving licence.
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 3:59 am
by JeffroK
They have cars in Kyrgystan??
Or do you mean a Camel license??
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:21 pm
by crsutton
Yo Rolins dude! I just got my new driver's license from you. This piece of crap does not even look like me. Seriously man, I want my bitcoins back..
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:23 pm
by mind_messing
I'm disapointed there's not more of you getting Solomon Islands passports...
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:36 pm
by mind_messing
buy Camouflage passports,
Can I see one, or are they
that good?
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 2:07 pm
by Califvol
Please Rolins, I desperately need an Austro-Hungarian passport. I want to travel north but my father the customs official can’t seem to help. I guess his being dead is a pretty good excuse. I just feel so over-looked and forgotten. Nobody appreciates my art. Maybe I can make something of myself if I can just get out of here. I’d be so happy if I could just get out of here. You make that happen and I will have a party the world will never forget. Please help!
Your friend,
Wolf [X(]
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 3:12 pm
by geofflambert
I need a passport to get out of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. Do you accept Kronen? --Franz Kafka
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 4:53 pm
by Encircled
He's a charlatan
Look at my new chinese passport!
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:37 pm
by obvert
ORIGINAL: crsutton
Yo Rolins dude! I just got my new driver's license from you. This piece of crap does not even look like me. Seriously man, I want my bitcoins back..
He also forgot your first name. Damn. One name isn't gonna cut it. Not to mention it's already expired. How does Rolins think he can get away with that?
I also never would have guessed you're so much younger than me!
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:15 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: obvert
One name isn't gonna cut it.
Are you kidding me? With a name like McLovin', that's the only name you need. Ain't no one gonna forget meeting you. Just ask Prince, Oprah or Dr. Phil.
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 11:26 pm
by geofflambert
[:D]
ORIGINAL: Encircled
He's a charlatan
Look at my new chinese passport!
I saw this too, outstanding, I want to know what university that tyke is going to. [:D][;)][:D][;)][:'(]
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 11:34 pm
by geofflambert
insensitive remark removed
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 5:58 am
by obvert
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: obvert
One name isn't gonna cut it.
Are you kidding me? With a name like McLovin', that's the only name you need. Ain't no one gonna forget meeting you. Just ask Prince, Oprah or Dr. Phil.
McLovin. Too many syllables.
You forgot Seal, Sade, Cher.
Anyway. As Officer Michaels pointed out, McLovin "... sounds like a sexy hamburger."
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 7:26 am
by DuckofTindalos
Okay, now that this has attracted another piece of spamscum, maybe playtime is over?
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 9:08 am
by JeffroK
Why??
You running the shop today?
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:39 am
by KenchiSulla
ORIGINAL: Terminus
Okay, now that this has attracted another piece of spamscum, maybe playtime is over?
Says the guy with 41186 posts...