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RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:03 pm
by AW1Steve
Sprior, Sprior, Sprior! [:D]
RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 1:05 am
by crsutton
ORIGINAL: geofflambert
Hey, I'm from West Virginia. Don't get all snooty on me.
Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?
A. Someone always loses a trailer.
RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 6:07 pm
by geofflambert
ORIGINAL: crsutton
ORIGINAL: geofflambert
Hey, I'm from West Virginia. Don't get all snooty on me.
Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?
A. Someone always loses a trailer.
We're talking WVa. No trailers, just tents, lean-tos and cardboard boxes.
RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 7:01 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: geofflambert
ORIGINAL: crsutton
ORIGINAL: geofflambert
Hey, I'm from West Virginia. Don't get all snooty on me.
Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?
A. Someone always loses a trailer.
We're talking WVa. No trailers, just tents, lean-tos and cardboard boxes.
And lots of 'cousins'.
RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 7:06 pm
by BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: geofflambert
ORIGINAL: crsutton
Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?
A. Someone always loses a trailer.
We're talking WVa. No trailers, just tents, lean-tos and cardboard boxes.
And lots of 'cousins'.
There is even a poster about WV:
RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:15 pm
by PzB74
Mean Marines never die...they only go to heck to regroup 😎
RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:03 pm
by Grfin Zeppelin
O.O
RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 7:45 pm
by AW1Steve
Any legitimate request for specific "old guard"? Terminus, Terminus, Terminus, I'm still waiting![:D]
RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 7:46 pm
by AW1Steve
And here's a tough one.....Bobo-goes-boom, Bobo-goes-boom, Bobo-goes-boom! Come on Derrick, I know your alive, I saw it on your facebook page! [:D]
RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 8:31 am
by Dixie
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
Dixie, Dixie, Dixie! [:D]
RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:24 am
by Grfin Zeppelin
Cribtop Cribtop Cribtop
RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:49 am
by Leandros
ORIGINAL: geofflambert
ORIGINAL: Anachro
When does one officially become the "old guard?" [8D]
Going bald also qualifies.
If your ears noticeably perk up when a Viagra commercial comes on, that counts.
If you get a grandchild to set up your computer system, you achieve brevet rank in the Old Guard.
If you can remember something that happened thirty years ago as though it was yesterday, but can't remember what you had for breakfast yesterday, you may achieve Feldmarchal's rank in the Old Guard.
If you're a guy but buy products from Hanes, you might be Old Guard.
I may have a chance to qualify, then - even if I don't understand the meaning of your last line. Oh, I forgot, I'm not gone. Was that not a pre-requisite, too?
Fred
RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2016 6:19 pm
by geofflambert
I wear compression socks as an alternative (I should have said Lleggs or something else, I meant nylons), but that's because of a surgical wound, my right leg doesn't swell. However the memory thing is active, making me a Feldmarschall, lower half.
RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:48 am
by sprior
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
Sprior, Sprior, Sprior! [:D]
As if by magic...
RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:06 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: geofflambert
I wear compression socks as an alternative (I should have said Lleggs or something else, I meant nylons), but that's because of a surgical wound, my right leg doesn't swell. However the memory thing is active, making me a Feldmarschall, lower half.
Of course the memory thing is active if you're wearing comprehension socks. Make sure your right leg (and head) don't swell too much though.
RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:07 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: sprior
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
Sprior, Sprior, Sprior! [:D]
As if by magic...
Glad you made it back. [8D]
RE: Bring back "The Old Guard" request.
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:01 pm
by Anthropoid
Welcome back Sprior!