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Well unsurprisingly the most salient point has been missed here. It's not the number of posts, its not the post/time or indeed any other faux measure.

Simply, one cannot be found guilty of spambottery if the quality of the posts are of sufficient... er... well, quality.

For example I have over 30,000 posts. But I do not look at that number in isolation, nor do I look at the length of time I have been on the forums. No, instead I - and this been confirmed by my fellow forumites - have over 30,000 quality posts.

Who can forget these gems:

31/12/2008

quote: warspite1
+1

3/4/2009

quote: warspite1
Look at the funbags on that!

10/5/2010

quote: warspite1
I disagree

14/5/2014

quote: warspite1
Yes, but to be fair, I was innocent, the judge was biased, and everyone knows these restraining orders are manifestly unfair

quote: warspite1
+1 - I wholly agree with the other 133 posters about this. That ******** Chickenboy is a ******** *****

And as for testimonials - I have them too

3/06/2009

Quote: Mummywarspite1

As can be seen. Quality oozes from every pore of this fine wordsmith. He is as erudite as he is handsome

Just so.

See, I'm learning! [:D]

ORIGINAL: witpqs

See, I'm learning! [:D]

warspite1

witpqs that was a nice try, but you made a bit of a schoolboy error. Watch a master at work and see what you should have done.

Just

so

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Eh voila! [:)]

[:D]

[&o] [:D]

If I didn't know better I would suspect spambots hade made a stop here. But since I know better I am in awe of masters at work.

[:)]

20,972? I oughta surpass you by the end of the week.

Please note the rate of your near 21,000 posts exceeds the rate of mine since you joined in 2004. Therefore you're a spambot.

A very helpful spambot (what with the Windows 10 help you provided [&o]). But an Argletonian spambot-'tis true.

+++???+++ Out of cheese error. Redo from start.

Wow. I remember when I was way ahead of CB. He's really been busy, hasn't he. [:D]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Wow. I remember when I was way ahead of CB. He's really been busy, hasn't he. [:D]

He has been as persistent as the creature in his avatar. [;)]

ORIGINAL: warspite1
Who can forget these gems:

You didn't list one of my personal faves. It nearly brought the house down, what with your wit and wisdom:

ORIGINAL: warspite1
Fnar fnar...

Brilliant stuff. [&o]

We need more posts, but it really will not confuse the Gorn any more than he all ready is.

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