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RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:34 pm
by Speedysteve
Indeed Mr T. With responses like that he wonders why the Japanese are going to win this war [X(]
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:34 pm
by Nikademus
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!!!
I need TP for my bunghole......heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:38 pm
by Speedysteve
You certainly need something for your bunghole [:D]
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:53 pm
by DuckofTindalos
A cork!
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:58 pm
by Nikademus
fire.....fire.....fire....heh heh heh heh heh Fire FIRE FIRE FIRE!! FIRE ! FIRE!!!!
heh heh heh heh heh
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:12 am
by Speedysteve
My glorious pilots shot down many Allied untermenschen today.
I shot down 26 planes to my 3 lost Zero's [X(] [8D]
Nik wonders why I will win the war when I have such skilled men on my service. LTJG Kawato scored 6 kills over 2 days. He is the leading ace with 7 kills to his name now. He flys with F2/Kanoya Daitai currenly based at Mandalay. He was granted several women and lots of Saki. Pah. Hurris and Buffalos are dogmeat to my fantastic Zeros. Come to papa! [;)]
Nik has interesting tactics in China. More mobile and forward than my other opponents. I like it.
AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/07/42
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Sub attack at 62,80
Japanese Ships
PC Ch 23
PC Ch 10
DD Ariake
DD Wakaba
Allied Ships
SS Greenling
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 13
Allied aircraft
Blenheim IV x 3
Wellington III x 3
Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged
Allied aircraft losses
Blenheim IV: 1 damaged
Wellington III: 1 damaged
Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Blenheim IV bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Wellington III bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Akyab , at 30,29
Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 10
Blenheim IF x 8
No Allied losses
Aircraft Attacking:
8 x Blenheim IF bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on Kohima , at 34,25
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 34
Ki-21 Sally x 39
Ki-48 Lily x 24
Ki-15 Babs x 4
Allied aircraft
Lysander I x 3
Hurricane II x 5
Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed
Ki-21 Sally: 1 damaged
Ki-48 Lily: 3 damaged
Allied aircraft losses
Lysander I: 2 destroyed
Allied ground losses:
10 casualties reported
Runway hits 3
Aircraft Attacking:
16 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
9 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
6 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
12 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
4 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
4 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
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Day Air attack on Lae , at 54,87
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 12
Allied aircraft
B-17C Fortress x 9
Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 3 damaged
Allied aircraft losses
B-17C Fortress: 7 damaged
Japanese ground losses:
20 casualties reported
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 1
Aircraft Attacking:
6 x B-17C Fortress bombing at 10000 feet
3 x B-17C Fortress bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on 28th Chinese Corps, at 39,37
Japanese aircraft
Ki-21 Sally x 31
Ki-15 Babs x 1
No Japanese losses
Allied ground losses:
23 casualties reported
Guns lost 1
Aircraft Attacking:
18 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
13 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on 21st Chinese Corps, at 39,37
Japanese aircraft
Ki-21 Sally x 11
Ki-15 Babs x 1
No Japanese losses
Allied ground losses:
20 casualties reported
Aircraft Attacking:
7 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
4 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on 83rd Chinese Corps, at 42,40
Japanese aircraft
Ki-27 Nate x 14
Ki-51 Sonia x 36
No Japanese losses
Allied ground losses:
23 casualties reported
Guns lost 2
Aircraft Attacking:
36 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on 51st Chinese Corps, at 47,36
Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 10
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-51 Sonia: 1 destroyed, 8 damaged
Aircraft Attacking:
9 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 9
Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 2
Hudson I x 7
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-48 Lily: 1 destroyed
Ki-21 Sally: 1 destroyed
Allied aircraft losses
Hudson I: 1 damaged
Japanese ground losses:
10 casualties reported
Runway hits 5
Aircraft Attacking:
4 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
3 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Lae , at 54,87
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 9
Allied aircraft
Wirraway x 7
Kittyhawk I x 10
Beaufort I x 3
P-39D Airacobra x 8
Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 2 destroyed, 1 damaged
Allied aircraft losses
Wirraway: 1 destroyed, 5 damaged
Kittyhawk I: 1 destroyed, 2 damaged
Beaufort I: 1 damaged
Runway hits 1
Aircraft Attacking:
6 x Wirraway bombing at 2000 feet
3 x Beaufort I bombing at 8000 feet
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Ground combat at Yenen
Japanese Deliberate attack
Attacking force 143097 troops, 1595 guns, 161 vehicles
Defending force 42740 troops, 223 guns, 0 vehicles
Japanese engineers reduce fortifications to 1
Japanese assault odds: 0 to 1 (fort level 1)
Japanese ground losses:
1772 casualties reported
Guns lost 70
Vehicles lost 4
Allied ground losses:
714 casualties reported
Guns lost 12
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AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/08/42
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Day Air attack on Haiphong , at 37,38
Japanese aircraft
no flights
Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 52
IL-4c x 6
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 1 destroyed
Allied aircraft losses
IL-4c: 4 damaged
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 2
Aircraft Attacking:
3 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
3 x IL-4c bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 11
Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 13
LB-30 Liberator x 20
Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged
Allied aircraft losses
Buffalo I: 9 destroyed
LB-30 Liberator: 6 damaged
Runway hits 2
Aircraft Attacking:
14 x LB-30 Liberator bombing at 6000 feet
6 x LB-30 Liberator bombing at 6000 feet
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Day Air attack on Kohima , at 34,25
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 36
Ki-21 Sally x 37
Ki-48 Lily x 21
Ki-15 Babs x 5
Allied aircraft
Lysander I x 2
Hurricane II x 6
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 3 damaged
Ki-48 Lily: 4 damaged
Allied aircraft losses
Lysander I: 1 destroyed
Hurricane II: 5 destroyed
Allied ground losses:
27 casualties reported
Guns lost 2
Airbase hits 2
Runway hits 6
Aircraft Attacking:
10 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
9 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
9 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
6 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
4 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
8 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-48 Lily bombing at 18000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 18000 feet
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Day Air attack on 81st Chinese Corps, at 47,36
Japanese aircraft
Ki-51 Sonia x 6
Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-51 Sonia: 3 damaged
Aircraft Attacking:
6 x Ki-51 Sonia bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on Mandalay , at 33,30
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 10
Allied aircraft
Buffalo I x 3
Hudson I x 5
Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged
Allied aircraft losses
Buffalo I: 1 damaged
Hudson I: 1 damaged
Runway hits 1
Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
2 x Hudson I bombing at 10000 feet
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Day Air attack on Lae , at 54,87
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 10
Allied aircraft
Wirraway x 3
Kittyhawk I x 10
Beaufort I x 3
P-39D Airacobra x 11
Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 damaged
Allied aircraft losses
Wirraway: 1 damaged
Kittyhawk I: 1 destroyed
Beaufort I: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged
P-39D Airacobra: 1 destroyed
Airbase supply hits 1
Aircraft Attacking:
3 x Wirraway bombing at 2000 feet
2 x Beaufort I bombing at 8000 feet
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Ground combat at Yenen
Japanese Bombardment attack
Attacking force 716 troops, 24 guns, 0 vehicles
Defending force 41491 troops, 208 guns, 0 vehicles
Allied ground losses:
135 casualties reported
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:44 pm
by Nikademus
Boy this game sure is broken. It certainly wasn't my plan that was broken. No sir!
Invasion plans for Tokyo are moving forward.
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:51 pm
by DuckofTindalos
If you don't want us to mock you, then don't start whining about a broken game...[:)]
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:57 pm
by Speedysteve
I've heard that before....where was it.....Ah thats right TJ and Ron!
Based on your plans yesterday to bomb Mandalay I would scrap your invasion plans for Tokyo. You'd be lucky to reach 60 miles out of PH without your ships colliding [:'(]
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:58 pm
by Nikademus
Denmark of course, is well known for it's large population of Allied Fanboys. hmm....how to put an entire country on "Ignore"....
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:59 pm
by Speedysteve
[:D]
This is cool. Popcorn in my own AAR. Who would have thought that?!?
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:02 pm
by Nikademus
ORIGINAL: Speedy
[:D]
This is cool. Popcorn in my own AAR. Who would have thought that?!?
$5 says he uses "Jiffy Pop"
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:03 pm
by Speedysteve
WTF is Jiffy Pop?
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:18 pm
by Nikademus
Poor man's popcorn.
Easy to make, place the Jiffy pop plate on the stove, forget about it then wait for the BOOM.
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:31 pm
by Speedysteve
Pffft. Any more outrageous claims then i'll bomb San Francisco
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:44 pm
by Nikademus
Lots of AA guns at San Fran.....and they work too
Come to Butthead.....huh huh huh huh
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:53 pm
by DuckofTindalos
I'd tell you to go stick your head in a microwave, but judging by your continuing Beavis and Butthead references, you already did! [:D]
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:03 pm
by Speedysteve
Ok i'll tell you. Go and stick your head in a microwave.
P.S Flak that works? WTF?!? [:'(]
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:10 pm
by Nikademus
ORIGINAL: Terminus
I'd tell you to go stick your head in a microwave, but judging by your continuing Beavis and Butthead references, you already did! [:D]
B&B were just appointed to be the US representatives for the United Nations. They're embarking on a world goodwill tour next month....first stop....Denmark.
cool! huh huh huh......you have 'Dikes' huh huh huh huh huh
RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:30 pm
by DuckofTindalos