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An argument is, to quote the Monty Python sketch, "a connected series of statements to establish a definite proposition."

My personal favorite is the fallacy of Irrelevant Conclusion.

Go figure.....

ORIGINAL: irrelevant

My personal favorite is the fallacy of Irrelevant Conclusion.

Shame on him.

ORIGINAL: Tristanjohn

Are you speaking for yourself? [:)]

Also quilty as charged !! [;)]

My favourite part of reasonable arguement comes in 339 BC, after Athenians vote 280-221 that Sokrates is guilty of impiety. During deliberations about what his fine should be, Sokrates' "reasonble arguements" pissed off the Athenians so bad that they voted 441-60 to just kill him in lieu of a fine!

ORIGINAL: doktorblood

My favourite part of reasonable arguement comes in 339 BC, after Athenians vote 280-221 that Sokrates is guilty of impiety. During deliberations about what his fine should be, Sokrates' "reasonble arguements" pissed off the Athenians so bad that they voted 441-60 to just kill him in lieu of a fine!

Yes, That tends to happen when you tell people they're not real smart.

     Moral: If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all.

Moral: If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all.

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[;)]

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I'm baffled that pasternakski hasn't showed up yet....... [:D]

You're not paying strict attention. Our good friend has already generously contributed a ditty and some other choice remarks.

     (havepatiencemysonandheshallcomeagain)

ORIGINAL: Mynok

I'm baffled that pasternakski hasn't showed up yet....... [:D]

I'm trying to be nice to TJ. He's not only my pal, he's my hero. Just read what he has to say, believe it, make the sign of the "T" on your abdomen, and thank Ford that no one put alcohol in your decanting jar...

     (soendeththelesson)

ORIGINAL: Tristanjohn

Not that you would or could appreciate that, but as long as we're pointing out "niceties" today. . . .

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Ah, TJ is back. The wandering eye of the preacher man once more casts his gaze in our direction..

We lucky few..

Yeah, it's often "me against them" as it were, and you wanna know something? All things considered I kinda like it that way. [:)]

ORIGINAL: Tristanjohn

Yeah, it's often "me against them" as it were, and you wanna know something? All things considered I kinda like it that way. [:)]

Hi, That needed no admission on your part. We kinda figured that out months ago.

ORIGINAL: Mogami

ORIGINAL: Tristanjohn

Yeah, it's often "me against them" as it were, and you wanna know something? All things considered I kinda like it that way. [:)]

Hi, That needed no admission on your part. We kinda figured that out months ago.

If so (and I strongly doubt you comprehend the "why" of that dynamic) that might well be one of the few things "you" figured out months ago, for as far as I can tell the same silly arguments are still being forwarded to support the same silly points of view around here held by the same old crowd, almost as if education were a dirty word.

ORIGINAL: Tristanjohn
almost as if education were a dirty word.

It's not? I mean, in the 21st century, it's not?

Shoot. I thought self-actualization and globalized values (not to mention using "-ize" words, which are so much fun, and convey so much meaning) were the only clean things we had.

Congratulations, my friend, on knowing when to use the hypothetical mood verb form. There can't be more than 10,000 users of the English language who remember that (and far fewer know why it matters).

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: Tristanjohn
almost as if education were a dirty word.

It's not? I mean, in the 21st century, it's not?

Shoot. I thought self-actualization and globalized values (not to mention using "-ize" words, which are so much fun, and convey so much meaning) were the only clean things we had.

Congratulations, my friend, on knowing when to use the hypothetical mood verb form. There can't be more than 10,000 users of the English language who remember that (and far fewer know why it matters).

It seemed when I was growing up that about half of all sentences started with "Ummm. . . ." Nowadays I hear "Obviously. . . " preface about half of all sentences," with an occasional "Ummm--obviously . . ." sprinkled in, possibly just to break the boredom, possibly to encourage the optimists out here to believe at least some people have not totally neglected their history.

ORIGINAL: Tristanjohn

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

ORIGINAL: Tristanjohn
almost as if education were a dirty word.

It's not? I mean, in the 21st century, it's not?

Shoot. I thought self-actualization and globalized values (not to mention using "-ize" words, which are so much fun, and convey so much meaning) were the only clean things we had.

Congratulations, my friend, on knowing when to use the hypothetical mood verb form. There can't be more than 10,000 users of the English language who remember that (and far fewer know why it matters).

It seemed when I was growing up that about half of all sentences started with "Ummm. . . ." Nowadays I hear "Obviously. . . " preface about half of all sentences," with an occasional "Ummm--obviously . . ." sprinkled in, possibly just to break the boredom, possibly to encourage the optimists out here to believe at least some people have not totally neglected their history.

You forgot, Like you know...like she said...like I was going to do that!

ORIGINAL: Tristanjohn
It seemed when I was growing up that about half of all sentences started with "Ummm. . . ." Nowadays I hear "Obviously. . . " preface about half of all sentences," with an occasional "Ummm--obviously . . ." sprinkled in, possibly just to break the boredom, possibly to encourage the optimists out here to believe at least some people have not totally neglected their history.

Ah, yes, the poor man's offhand citation to authority. "Obviously we could of won in Vietnam if we wanted to."

As an undergraduate, I used to enjoy the rich man's offhand citation to authority, uttered by a professorial type (not always a professor), starting with "Clearly," and containing a fluttering hand gesture reminiscent of the one used by those slutty-looking models on "The Price Is Right" presenting merchandise for bids (but, clearly, that's another story). The best one I ever heard, though, was in law school:

"Clearly," (fluttering hand gesture) law is an interpenetrating medley of social and cultural medians and mores without specific design, but exacting particular effect, on the sociocultural environment in which they, and it, exist, evolve, and are applied to arising and emergent issues."

There were dozens of people in the room, and not one had thought to bring a gun that day.