RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:35 am
Get off the lawn!!!! It's turning into MUD!!!!!!
ORIGINAL: BrucePowers
Get off the lawn!!!! It's turning into MUD!!!!!!
Page 33 of 112
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:17 am
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:03 pm
It was a tough year, but I made it !!!
But not everyone is as lucky as I am......
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.
Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan . When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
[:D]
But not everyone is as lucky as I am......
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.
Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan . When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
[:D]
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:42 am
[&o][&o][&o]ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: BrucePowers
Get off the lawn!!!! It's turning into MUD!!!!!!
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:00 pm
Excellent! I mean GRUMP! [:@]ORIGINAL: thegreatwent
It was a tough year, but I made it !!!
But not everyone is as lucky as I am......
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.
Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan . When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
[:D]
[;)]
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:10 pm
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
[&o][&o][&o]ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: BrucePowers
Get off the lawn!!!! It's turning into MUD!!!!!!
Personally, I think the "third" one is a bit redundant.....[8|]
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:24 am
You can never be too good looking, too rich or have too much fire power. Trust a young pup not to know that![:D]
Grump from the nation's capital! (DC).[:D]
Grump from the nation's capital! (DC).[:D]
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:33 am
Grump from the frozen tundra!ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
You can never be too good looking, too rich or have too much fire power. Trust a young pup not to know that![:D]
Grump from the nation's capital! (DC).[:D]
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:02 pm
Geeze and grump![:D]
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:02 pm
(said to no one in particular) What are you lookin' at? [:@]
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:36 pm
Get off my lawn.
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:46 am
Grump!!!!!![:D]
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:22 pm
Happiness ... RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:00 pm
....is a warm shotgun! [:D] And a running hippie! [:D]
Have a good trip Per? [:)]
Have a good trip Per? [:)]
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:27 am
I'm quite fine thank you.
And how is your trip? [:)]
And how is your trip? [:)]
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:59 pm
ORIGINAL: Grollub
I'm quite fine thank you.
And how is your trip? [:)]
Very, very enjoyable. Despite nearly a total of nine years of living in Virginia, I'd never been to colonial Williamsburg. Trips to Washington DC,Norfolk,West Virgina, and Charlottesville to see friends and relatives were also enjoyed. If only airlines weren't involved, it would have been perfect![:D]
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:08 pm
[:D]ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Grollub
I'm quite fine thank you.
And how is your trip? [:)]
Very, very enjoyable. Despite nearly a total of nine years of living in Virginia, I'd never been to colonial Williamsburg. Trips to Washington DC,Norfolk,West Virgina, and Charlottesville to see friends and relatives were also enjoyed. If only airlines weren't involved, it would have been perfect![:D]
That is quite a tour you're doing! [&o]
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:01 pm
ORIGINAL: Grollub
[:D]ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Grollub
I'm quite fine thank you.
And how is your trip? [:)]
Very, very enjoyable. Despite nearly a total of nine years of living in Virginia, I'd never been to colonial Williamsburg. Trips to Washington DC,Norfolk,West Virgina, and Charlottesville to see friends and relatives were also enjoyed. If only airlines weren't involved, it would have been perfect![:D]
That is quite a tour you're doing! [&o]
It's actually over. I've been back in Nebraska since tuesday. But we are planning to visit Williamsburg again within the next year. We'd really like to visit in late December. [:)]
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:58 pm
Grump!
RE: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:23 pm
Damn right Steve.
u r nt my bff. u cn bt my brky.
Just practicing. My silly nieces got me an Android for my birthday and insist on texting me on it. I think it suks, but "Golly Uncle John, that thing you have now is sooo yeaterday." (imagine this in a completely unintelligible Alabama accent).
So here I am with this Android thing, 'whathefugiszisanyway, whaddamigonnadowizishit, areyoutayourmind, whozideawazisanyway?'
And then there's sweet little Christine and Amber, 'Oh c'mon Uncle John, you old fart, ... ' (in another Alabama accentism).
But I will NOT tweet. I will NEVER tweet. I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it. And I'm gonna teach these kids a new text word - GOMFL
u r nt my bff. u cn bt my brky.
Just practicing. My silly nieces got me an Android for my birthday and insist on texting me on it. I think it suks, but "Golly Uncle John, that thing you have now is sooo yeaterday." (imagine this in a completely unintelligible Alabama accent).
So here I am with this Android thing, 'whathefugiszisanyway, whaddamigonnadowizishit, areyoutayourmind, whozideawazisanyway?'
And then there's sweet little Christine and Amber, 'Oh c'mon Uncle John, you old fart, ... ' (in another Alabama accentism).
But I will NOT tweet. I will NEVER tweet. I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it. And I'm gonna teach these kids a new text word - GOMFL