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ORIGINAL: Mynok


Mynok's Mantras:

1. Stout is not beer. It's good, but it's not beer.
2. If it isn't bitter, it isn't beer.
3. PBR isn't beer, it's horse piss.
4. What goes in must come out....up or down. PBR likes to go up.

ONE (and only one) problem with PBR (as well as other US low-end beers) is that to try to increase the ethanol content in a small amount of time, they put sugar into the brew. This does have the desired effect, but the brewer doesn't have the patience (or probably more likely he/she has the desire to turn a larger profit in a shorter periord of time) to let all the sugar ferment. Thus - the end product is relatively weak (as far as ethanol content) and distinctly SWEET (bleh). Plus they dump all kinds of other chemicals in to try to do various things. The end product is PBR.

Now personally, i don't drink anything stronger than Pop - but Pop drinks just about anything! (EXCEPT PBR)...

ORIGINAL: Mynok


Mynok's Mantras:

1. Stout is not beer. It's good, but it's not beer.
2. If it isn't bitter, it isn't beer.
3. PBR isn't beer, it's horse piss.
4. What goes in must come out....up or down. PBR likes to go up.

Niceguy's Mantras - Based on real life experience
1. Stout isn't beer, it's motor oil sold at a premium
2. GOOD beer isn't bitter, it's smoooooth, rich, with a robust flavor....aaarrrrggghhhhh *slobber, drool*....beer.
3. PBR isn't beer; it's a beverage for getting college girls drunk [:'(]
4. Life is too short for bad beer, unless that's all that's handy, then it's ok.

EDIT: Kids, it's not ok to take advantage of them when they are drunk though!

PBR isn't beer; it's a beverage for getting college girls drunk

EDIT: Kids, it's not ok to take advantage of them when they are drunk though!

[8|][:'(]Said by the man who has this for an avatar:

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

PBR isn't beer; it's a beverage for getting college girls drunk

EDIT: Kids, it's not ok to take advantage of them when they are drunk though!

[8|][:'(]Said by the man who has this for an avatar:

Not the most trustworthy-looking of folk.......

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

OK - here's a pic you can read...

Look out KB, you're in trouble now. [:D]

Looks suspiciously like Big B's 1000lb AP bomb for all level bombers..... [:'(]

"Don't do THAT, kids! That would be wrong!!!"[:'(]

1 cookie for the person who can name the politician who said something very similar to this (shortly before being driven from office...)[:D]

Sounds like something Nixon would have said...

What, you've never seen the picture of someone plotting world domination?

It all starts with the squirrels you know. Keep your eye on the squirrels. *insert evil laughter*

My partisans are already watching, waiting for the time to...well, we'll just keep the rest a little secret until later. *more evil laughter*

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

3. PBR isn't beer; it's a beverage for getting college girls drunk [:'(]

EDIT: Kids, it's not ok to take advantage of them when they are drunk though!

Then what's the point of getting them drunk?

ORIGINAL: dtravel

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

3. PBR isn't beer; it's a beverage for getting college girls drunk [:'(]

EDIT: Kids, it's not ok to take advantage of them when they are drunk though!

Then what's the point of getting them drunk?

I would refer you to this notice from the legal department of Niceguy Inc.

"Nicegy2005, Inc. its subsidaries and all it's forms and holdings hereby states that it does not support, promote, endorse or otherwise encourage in any shape or form the consumption, sale or disstribution of alcoholic bevarages. Further, it does not condone the coersion, manipulation, or persuation (and pleading is seriously frowned upon) of those under the influence to take any action, real or imagined that they might not otherwise undertake."

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

ORIGINAL: dtravel

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

3. PBR isn't beer; it's a beverage for getting college girls drunk [:'(]

EDIT: Kids, it's not ok to take advantage of them when they are drunk though!

Then what's the point of getting them drunk?

I would refer you to this notice from the legal department of Niceguy Inc.

"Nicegy2005, Inc. its subsidaries and all it's forms and holdings hereby states that it does not support, promote, endorse or otherwise encourage in any shape or form the consumption, sale or disstribution of alcoholic bevarages. Further, it does not condone the coersion, manipulation, or persuation (and pleading is seriously frowned upon) of those under the influence to take any action, real or imagined that they might not otherwise undertake."

All of which nicely fails to answer the question. [:'(]

Which means the legal department did its job nicely. [:)]

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

Which means the legal department did its job nicely. [:)]

The name niceguy2005 says it all.........it's 2006 that worries me........

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

Which means the legal department did its job nicely. [:)]

"First, we shoot all the lawyers...."

ORIGINAL: dtravel

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

Which means the legal department did its job nicely. [:)]

"First, we shoot all the lawyers...."

one of the most popular "quote" (or maybe misquote) from the Bard...[:D]

First we'll take Manhattan.......

Then we take Berlin...

Ahhhh, yes........

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