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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Then we'll get together when you come out here. Williamsburg most likely would be late winter.

Right now I seem to be growing mostly moles. The hippies are wecome to them. I've tried smoking them (out) , gassing them, drowning them, and starving them out. Now it's time to buy a mole guillotine.[:(]

I think its time to start a snake breeding program. You can scare off any sissy neighbors at the same time. Nothing says "Get Off My Lawn!!!" quite like a snake infestation.

Maybe that's why the guy down the road has multiple signs up warning "Dangerous venomous indigenous reptiles on property" with a picture of a snake underneath... of course, he ALSO has at least 15 other signs up in front of his house, many with religious quotes, etc... he recently ran out of space (he seems to have rule about how close you can put signs near each other) and started posting signs up his own driveway... since you can't really read them unless you are IN his driveway, i assume they are for his own edification. [&:]

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Then we'll get together when you come out here. Williamsburg most likely would be late winter.

Right now I seem to be growing mostly moles. The hippies are wecome to them. I've tried smoking them (out) , gassing them, drowning them, and starving them out. Now it's time to buy a mole guillotine.[:(]

I think its time to start a snake breeding program. You can scare off any sissy neighbors at the same time. Nothing says "Get Off My Lawn!!!" quite like a snake infestation.

Maybe that's why the guy down the road has multiple signs up warning "Dangerous venomous indigenous reptiles on property" with a picture of a snake underneath... of course, he ALSO has at least 15 other signs up in front of his house, many with religious quotes, etc... he recently ran out of space (he seems to have rule about how close you can put signs near each other) and started posting signs up his own driveway... since you can't really read them unless you are IN his driveway, i assume they are for his own edification. [&:]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea




I think its time to start a snake breeding program. You can scare off any sissy neighbors at the same time. Nothing says "Get Off My Lawn!!!" quite like a snake infestation.

Maybe that's why the guy down the road has multiple signs up warning "Dangerous venomous indigenous reptiles on property" with a picture of a snake underneath... of course, he ALSO has at least 15 other signs up in front of his house, many with religious quotes, etc... he recently ran out of space (he seems to have rule about how close you can put signs near each other) and started posting signs up his own driveway... since you can't really read them unless you are IN his driveway, i assume they are for his own edification. [&:]

I....umm....see.... Say, you wouldn't happen to live in Montana (or California), would you?

ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea

ORIGINAL: JWE
I will NEVER do anything that has stinking birds in it.

So you're some kind of anti-birdite, are you? Be careful what you say or you maybe cleaning a lot of unwanted stuff off your car. Word has a way of getting around.

ORIGINAL: ChickenOfTheSea
Justice in the bird world is quite unpredictable and beyond the understanding of man. I parked under a nice shady tree yesterday and now I have a completely redecorated car thanks to the local avian population.

Grump, grump, grump!

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Cute Per. So why don't you use some of that "Hippie magic", and do a "Pied piper" and get these %&*@#$%$ moles off (or rather out of ) my lawn? [:D]

ORIGINAL: Grollub

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Cute Per. So why don't you use some of that "Hippie magic", and do a "Pied piper" and get these %&*@#$%$ moles off (or rather out of ) my lawn? [:D]

Ok, the music ...


... and the anti-mole dance ...

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Grollub

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Cute Per. So why don't you use some of that "Hippie magic", and do a "Pied piper" and get these %&*@#$%$ moles off (or rather out of ) my lawn? [:D]

Ok, the music ...


... and the anti-mole dance ...

I would bet that a .22 would do a number on a dancing banana. That would be fun. [8D]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Grollub




Ok, the music ...


... and the anti-mole dance ...

I would bet that a .22 would do a number on a dancing banana. That would be fun. [8D]

Naw....why use a .22 when you just got this new toy to play with

http://www.rossiusa.com/product-details ... umbseries=

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

Grump can't be bright green[:D]