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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

You may want to consider escorting your medium bombers up there...[:'(]

Then you are trading P-40K's for Wellingtons. I vote for fighter sweeps in superior numbers and then LRCAP over the target base on the day of the attack.

Sure. That will work too. Was this attempted or did the mediums go in 'naked'?

LYB contingent arrives for Parray at Efate.

I know I'm exceeding my posting allowance on this AAR, but I'm noticing the American contigent is generally standing at ease, except the short stocky guy ( w/ pencil thin mustache?) with the arms crossed in the middle front? LOL - he's your glass eater Cap?

BTW I cannot resist... Does Motel 6 leave the light on too? . . . .[:D][:D][:D]

Yes, he looks a bit fitter than the rest as well. I'm thinking he is USAAF from the uniform.

The combination of rear area duty and the Steve Garvey style of trouser elevation is not flattering. Several of the chaps have a paunch under their belt.


Good to see somebody got the Motel 6 gag. [:)]

***********Over the Arafua Sea, Dec. 11, 1942(c)************


<radio chatter> "..Motel 6, Motel 6, this is Tevya 1, join up, join up..."

.....

<reply radio chatter> &nbsp;"Motel-6, Motel-6, Tevya-1 is down, repeat down, contact Maid service on frequency two, acknowledge..." ROFLMAO!&nbsp; (sign of a sick sick mind with too much time on my hands)

uncomplicated gonorrhea

Or you could just wear a hat on your todger.

[font="Times New Roman"]SEAC Standing Orders - Appendix 1.

Under no circumstances are cheesy hammy eggys to be served for breakfast.

Breakfast shall consist of bacon, powdered eggs, tinned tomatoes, baked beans and on

Mondays: Fried eggs
Tuesday: Spithead pheasant
Wednesday: Shit on a raft
Thursday: Fish fingers
Friday: Snorkers
Saturday: Optional wheaties
Sunday: Seggies[/font]

Seamen and women don't mix...

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What! Doesn't Mussolini rate an "also starring [for comic relief] billing"?

********FOB Mai Tai, Papaete, Dec. 11, 1942(c)********


Fleet Admiral Mandrake: <reading message traffic> Goddamnit! Why don't they just learn to speak English. <calls out> MOANA, GO FIND OUT WHAT A TODGER IS.

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ORIGINAL: sprior

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What! Doesn't Mussolini rate an "also starring [for comic relief] billing"?

I think that is Mussolini in drag in the middle.

********FOB Mai Tai, Papaete, Dec. 11, 1942(c)********


Fleet Admiral Mandrake: <reading message traffic> Santa Maria! No wonder it takes so long to get things done. The crazy bastards must go through 50,000 pheasants a week. That is quite a logistical tail. This war has been tough on the Russkis but it must be murder on pheasantdom.....

ORIGINAL: sprior

Seamen and women don't mix...

Ye Gods! Not a very flattering portrayal of Engrish women...or is she Australian? No wonder the Bali Hai Club is bustling.

Fighting over Burma (mostly)

Also a bit higher tempo of transport losses, probably from the effort over Dobo.

Do transport aircraft take ground fire on an airdrop mission (pretend I didn't read the manual)?

The fight for Dobo. Allied surface groups going in tonight after the Jap transports. It is about time for the LYB crusier force to come back...and then there are Musashi and Yamato. A fast transport force is going to try to drop off more Marines of 21st Regt tomorrow night. A new squadron of B-25's arrived Merauke.

Where would Musashi have to rearm? Could she rearm at Kendari?