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***********December 29, 1941(d)***********


Ruzon: Sneaky Arried-dogs sneak in some P-40's to Bataan? and shoot down 4 Bettys. Zero escorts in Takao fly over Hong Kong instead of with Bettys. [:@][:@][:@] Arried mens are trying to run in suppry AK's and AKL's to Ruzon. Japan-mens orders CVL's to Suru Sea and some PB's to guard Manira Bay and Bataan. Japan-mens wise to this trick because we use in former rife.

Port Moresby: The landing group makes excerrent progress and will begin landing tonight but Ise stopped to rook at frying fish. Mandrake-san remind captain of Ise of mission so get ass to Port Moresby tonight. No sign of Arried-mens ships.

Maraysia: Rook rike Dunkirk II ovah. Bah.

SPrior-san moving on Singapores. Seems to me Japan-mens need to bomb prace a bit.[:)]

Mandrake-san HQ farring apart. Water coming out of wall.

Mandrake-san turn on water again for 20 minutes so everyone run around and frush toirets and brush teeth and take showers. Mandrake-san nevah see so much efficiency and energy from normarry deadbeat 13 year old. Mandrake-san hatch idea to pretend watah broken forever.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san HQ farring apart. Water coming out of wall. Mandrake-san make sure carpet get ruined downstairs so get new carpet from baaaahstards at State Farm.

Mandrake-san turn on water again for 20 minutes so everyone run around and frush toirets and brush teeth and take showers. Mandrake-san nevah see so much efficiency and energy from normarry deadbeat 13 year old. Mandrake-san hatch idea to pretend watah broken forever.

Perhaps you are Moses reincarnated! Did you strike the wall with your staff before the water came gushing out? [&o]

Does the HOA know you will be putting half a ton of wet carpet out at the curb for the trash pickup? Will they allow it if the carpet pattern is to their taste?

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san HQ farring apart. Water coming out of wall. Mandrake-san make sure carpet get ruined downstairs so get new carpet from baaaahstards at State Farm.

Mandrake-san turn on water again for 20 minutes so everyone run around and frush toirets and brush teeth and take showers. Mandrake-san nevah see so much efficiency and energy from normarry deadbeat 13 year old. Mandrake-san hatch idea to pretend watah broken forever.

Perhaps you are Moses reincarnated! Did you strike the wall with your staff before the water came gushing out? [&o]

Does the HOA know you will be putting half a ton of wet carpet out at the curb for the trash pickup? Will they allow it if the carpet pattern is to their taste?

One time Mandrake-san throw away some carpet in recycle bin and the f****** trash-mans write Mandrake-san a nasty message. [:D][:'(]


Mandrake-san just get off brower with HOA HQ. Damndest thing happen. Nice HOA-womans aporogize for nasty retters and rook back at arr of messages about f****** pine tree and say "poor homeowner-mans! HOA-woman need to aprorogize." [X(][X(]

HOA-womans say neighbor comprain about f***** radder.

Mandrake-san say painters not 35 feet tarr.

HOA-womans raugh. Mandrake-san wonder if want to have date. Hory crap! Mandrake-san forget memsahib.


Mandrake-san not-ah get any respect.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Mandrake-san not-ah get any respect.

Hai! [8D]

Mandrake-san find out Hiei not-ah aburh to rearm main guns even at Truk with rever 6 port and 260 navarh support.

Seem rike Japan-mens need cranes or not-ah buird guns so big.

Japan-mens sending new AE to Truk. Broody annoying. Fortunatery, Mandrake-san pran ahead and send two more BB's to Rabaurh to wait around. [:)]

Will a Kashino class AKE (5700 tons) be able to do the job at Truk given the port size and naval support.


I realize someone explained this before but pretend it didn't take.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san HQ farring apart. Water coming out of wall. Mandrake-san make sure carpet get ruined downstairs so get new carpet from baaaahstards at State Farm.

Mandrake-san turn on water again for 20 minutes so everyone run around and frush toirets and brush teeth and take showers. Mandrake-san nevah see so much efficiency and energy from normarry deadbeat 13 year old. Mandrake-san hatch idea to pretend watah broken forever.

Perhaps you are Moses reincarnated! Did you strike the wall with your staff before the water came gushing out? [&o]

Does the HOA know you will be putting half a ton of wet carpet out at the curb for the trash pickup? Will they allow it if the carpet pattern is to their taste?

One time Mandrake-san throw away some carpet in recycle bin and the f****** trash-mans write Mandrake-san a nasty message. [:D][:'(]


Mandrake-san just get off brower with HOA HQ. Damndest thing happen. Nice HOA-womans aporogize for nasty retters and rook back at arr of messages about f****** pine tree and say "poor homeowner-mans! HOA-woman need to aprorogize." [X(][X(]

HOA-womans say neighbor comprain about f***** radder.

Mandrake-san say painters not 35 feet tarr.

HOA-womans raugh. Mandrake-san wonder if want to have date. Hory crap! Mandrake-san forget memsahib.


Mandrake-san not-ah get any respect.

Mandrake-san get more respect from now on. Last night noticed real reason for HOA backpedal on SyFy channel listings.

And look at your co-star!

AHA! Now I know what that simian is staring at. HAI!

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san find out Hiei not-ah aburh to rearm main guns even at Truk with rever 6 port and 260 navarh support.

Seem rike Japan-mens need cranes or not-ah buird guns so big.

Japan-mens sending new AE to Truk. Broody annoying. Fortunatery, Mandrake-san pran ahead and send two more BB's to Rabaurh to wait around. [:)]

Yes it will do the job. A 5400 ton capacity AKE can re-ammo the Iowa class 16"/50s. The 5700 ton AKE should be able to handle Yamato.

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

AHA! Now I know what that simian is staring at. HAI!

Ooo! Ooo! I know what! Simian stare at watch! Simians like gadgets.
BTW - giruh need to eat more bananas.

ORIGINAL: witpqs
Mandrake-san get more respect from now on. Last night noticed real reason for HOA backpedal on SyFy channel listings.

You know, that is not really a flattering picture. When my agent saw that she made me start flossing.


Also, the debut on USA network hurt us, I think. I always thought the 3.6/10 rating was not representative. You know, Battleship Potemkin didn't do very well when first released either.

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san find out Hiei not-ah aburh to rearm main guns even at Truk with rever 6 port and 260 navarh support.

Seem rike Japan-mens need cranes or not-ah buird guns so big.

Japan-mens sending new AE to Truk. Broody annoying. Fortunatery, Mandrake-san pran ahead and send two more BB's to Rabaurh to wait around. [:)]

Yes it will do the job. A 5400 ton capacity AKE can re-ammo the Iowa class 16"/50s. The 5700 ton AKE should be able to handle Yamato.

HAI! Thank you Fanboy-san. Mandrake-san now send this valuaburh ship to Rabuarh to support operation on Lord Howe Isrand. Maybe to Noumea if we manage to capture prace,

Buird up at Rabaurh. Staff frunkie not-ah send enough gasorine. Staff frunkie get sent to Paramashiro-jima

SG get shoulder surgery yesterday. Good news...SG survive. Bad news...Mandrake-san have to do arr of housework aftah The Mayan get fired.

Rittah girhs herp out but Mandrake-san have to be very specific when giving orders. If Mandrake-san say "unroad dishes", rittah girhs just unroad dished but reave grasses.

Mandrake-san not-ah recommend insurance-womans. Insurance-womans try to get Mandrake-san to not fire craim. Mandrake-san nota-h say rearh name but midderh name "Greek" so Mandrake-san carr insurance-womans "**** the Greek ********".
Rike Jimmy "the Greek". It-ah bug crap out of insurance-womans office but a comprete raugh riot.

Insurance-womans: Mr. Mandrake, you did have a claim for $20,000 in 2006. Our actuaries predict a claim of that type every 11 years.

Mandrake-san: Apparentry pipes not-ah read actuary taburhs. <Mandrake-san raugh at own joke. Insurance-womans not amused>

Insurance-womans: I do need to advise you the company may require a higher deductible.

Mandrake-san: Hai! Mandrake-san take chance.

Insurance-womans: Also, I need to inform you that they may cancel the policy.

Mandrake-san: Ahh. That-ah rear shame. Mandrake-san stirr want too go ahead.

Insurance-womans: Very well, Mr. Mandrake. I will put that through. One other thing, Mr. Mandrake, have you been living abroad? The policy language requires this be your primary residence.

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: zuluhour

AHA! Now I know what that simian is staring at. HAI!

Ooo! Ooo! I know what! Simian stare at watch! Simians like gadgets.
BTW - giruh need to eat more bananas.

Not-ah necessarry. Giruh werr represented with fruit. She-ah have nice coconuts.

During filming were enough choreographers and dancers employed telling your story to keep several West Hollywood restaurants profitable? I like movies with song and dance numbers, and I know it's not easy to stage song and dance numbers like the one in Blazing Saddles.

Hard to believe you co-star is almost a senior citizen.