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RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:21 am
by Chickenboy
...the CEO and Chairman of Johnson and Johnson-makers of hair care products, who pointed at Mr. Bieber and exclaimed in unison.."

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:57 am
by YankeeAirRat
..."Don't you understand that she is the face of all of our baby and youthful skin products!" to which Bieber responded....

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:02 am
by Treetop64
...Oh, thank you! Tee-hee! But you're wrong about one thing. It's...

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:37 pm
by Cap Mandrake
..actually "Beiber" with the "e" before the "i". The immigration officer at Ellis Island changed it on my grandfather's papers when he got off the boat from...

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:54 pm
by Canoerebel
Nantucket.

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:17 pm
by Chickenboy
"Funny", said one of the Johnson and Johnson execs, "I once knew a man from Nantucket..."

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:39 pm
by nashvillen
... who had so much gray hair he proceeded to pluck it ...

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:53 pm
by Grollub
... and with a silly grin ...

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:31 pm
by Treetop64
...and a glassful of Gin...

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:49 pm
by YankeeAirRat
...who like to look for sin...

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:03 pm
by Schanilec
So much to do. Where to begin?

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:53 pm
by Chickenboy
"Hmmm...yes-I remember now", said the J&J representative. "His name was Flynn. Flynn was the man from Nantucket, whose..."

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:57 pm
by bradfordkay
captain left him stranded whilst off chasing a white whale...

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:05 pm
by Cap Mandrake
I think he is teeing up a limerick...[;)]


Flynn was the man from Nantucket, whose......


wife had a mouth like a bucket....

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:14 pm
by bradfordkay
(I know, Cap... I was just refusing to play along! Using parenthses to indicate that this is not part of the story)

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:14 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

(I know, Cap... I was just refusing to play along! Using parenthses to indicate that this is not part of the story)

Aha! An anarchist! [:)]



captain left him stranded whilst off chasing a white whale.......


Which, curiously, now appeared offshore in apparent distress because of....





RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:36 pm
by tc464
bad directions he had been given by an out of work Italian cruise ship captain...

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:44 pm
by Cap Mandrake
[:D]


who was at this very moment on the roof of Gino's Pizzaria on E. Elm St. in Nantucket, threatening to....

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:20 pm
by tc464
order from Domino's and drink wine from a box, and then...

RE: So, One Day...

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:29 pm
by bradfordkay
...the horrified citizens of Nantucket suggested that he...