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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Ethel is a patient...and long-suffering woman.

Long Suffering!!!

Did I ever tell you about the story of the exploding piles????!!![>:][>:][>:]

I put Ethel in my gas tank! [:D]

ORIGINAL: Empire101

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Ethel is a patient...and long-suffering woman.

Long Suffering!!!

Did I ever tell you about the story of the exploding piles????!!![>:][>:][>:]

Do tell. [:D]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

I put Ethel in my gas tank! [:D]

You either have trouble with spelling or with homicidal tendencies. [X(]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

I put Ethel in my gas tank! [:D]

You either have trouble with spelling or with homicidal tendencies. [X(]

Yes.

Poor Ethel....both of them. [:D]

Hey chaps, why are you so fucking old?

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Empire101

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Ethel is a patient...and long-suffering woman.

Long Suffering!!!

Did I ever tell you about the story of the exploding piles????!!![>:][>:][>:]

Do tell. [:D]

If you could just pass me my ear trumpet......thankyou dear.....

Now where was I......ah yes....'The Curious Case of the Incredible Exploding Piles'......


Many years ago, when I was a young man and Winston Churchill was just a gleam in the eye of his father, I was posted to the North West Frontier with the 24th Foot Regiment of Field Mice......
It was very hot when suddenly.....[>:][>:][>:][>:][>:][>:]

Granpa's asleep again. Time to put Tabasco sauce in his denture cream... [:D]

ORIGINAL: Historiker

Hey chaps, why are you so fucking old?

What's wrong with being old? It beats the hell out of the alternative! [:D]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Granpa's asleep again. Time to put Tabasco sauce in his denture cream... [:D]

Better yet....in his preperation H! [:D]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: Historiker

Hey chaps, why are you so fucking old?

What's wrong with being old? It beats the hell out of the alternative! [:D]

Dead? [:D]

ORIGINAL: Historiker

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

ORIGINAL: Historiker

Hey chaps, why are you so fucking old?

What's wrong with being old? It beats the hell out of the alternative! [:D]

Dead? [:D]

Yes!

I tend to agree, but I'm still waiting on my turn! [;)]

ORIGINAL: Historiker

I tend to agree, but I'm still waiting on my turn! [;)]

I think what he's trying to say is that he' been waiting for his turn for so long that he's not quite sure if youre still alive. [:'(]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: Historiker

I tend to agree, but I'm still waiting on my turn! [;)]

I think what he's trying to say is that he' been waiting for his turn for so long that he's not quite sure if youre still alive. [:'(]

Pretty standard. I wait a couple of days for a turn from him and it's "oops". He waits for a couple of hours, and its the end of the flippin' world! [:D] He's supposed to be playing the Japanese. But he's neither "inscrutable" nor patient. Which is why I will stomp his ass! [:D]

Well then....

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Granpa's asleep again. Time to put Tabasco sauce in his denture cream... [:D]

If I find that young scoundrel, I'll tar and feather him!...My gums are still sore....

Anyway, where was I.....Oh yes, The NorthWest Frontier, 1869. A wild and lonely outpost of the Empire....
Our commander sent us out to visit the Mahahraja of Kumboto, a most fearsome warrior, and scourge of the Frontier, with a peace offering from Her Majesty's Government.

The Diplomatic case contained gold, silver, a pair of surgical appliances,
some gob stoppers ( of which the Maharajah was particularly fond) ,
and 'Dr Throgmortons combined Miracle hair ointment and Soothing Pile Cream For Gentlemen'....

Anyway.......[>:][>:][>:][>:][>:][>:]

BUMP! [RACKS SHOTGUN]

I like it! I really like it![&o][:D]