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RE: Any volunteers to go to Koepang?
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:12 am
by Cap Mandrake
The Japanese team took the weekend off [:)]
Koepang is going down to the wire. A new Jap transport force is apparently headed down from Balikpapan. At least 2 Jap carriers (probably 3) are loitering about 350 W of Timor cutting off resupply and reinforcement from Oz. Big Jap raids are pounding 251 Brig and the airfield....but....substantial RN and USN naval forces (carriers adn fast BB's) have been released from the Milne Bay landings and are headed for Timor....will they get there in time? Will they be enough?

See koepang and die
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 3:06 pm
by Cap Mandrake
I have a feeling something is going to happen. It may be good. It may be bad. [8D]

RE: See koepang and die
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 3:29 pm
by Terminus
Oooh, I predict much in the way of confusion, bright lights and loud noises...
"M. M."
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:41 pm
by Cap Mandrake
25,000..kewl [:)]

Attach string "A" to lever "B"
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:50 pm
by Cap Mandrake
****************Office of Gen Kenney, SWPac Air Boss, Aug 7, 1942**************
Gen Kenney: Colonel, tell me about S. Sgt. Minderbinder at 11th AAF dentention center. You wouldn't believe the inquiries this chap is generating.
Lt. Col. Turgidosn: Sir; the man has worked wonders. He is a model prisoner. What had previously been a purposeles collection of deserters, murderers, thieves, sociopaths and drunks has become a disciplined, motivated workforce. They are turning out 3,000 license plates a day. There is a big sign at the camp entrance that says "Work Makes You Free". There are 412 prisoners in the camp, and, to a man, they all have a 5% interest in the new company. They are going public in a week or so. The camp commandant has a 20% share. They could all be rich. 11th AAF has had to order 50 extra copies of the Wall Street Journal with the new demand. Morale is fantatastic! It is really something to see.
Gen Kenney: Col., may I ask, what do you think is the purpose of the 11th AAF Detnetion Center?
Lt. Col. Turgidosn: Rehabilitation, sir?
Gen Kenney: No Col. The US Army doesn't need to rehabilitate wayward soldiers. We have a draft. The purpose of the 11th AAF Detention Center is DETERRENCE, Col.! How would it be if our men in New Guinea found out that the 11th AAF prisoners were the new scions of industry? What do you think that would do for motivation? Christ, Col., we are fighting for Democracy not Capitalism. I want him back at his unit pronto.
Lt. Col. Turgidosn: But sir, there is an order from Mr. J. Edgar Hoover.
Gen Kenney:: <obviously annoyed> Col., what color is Mr. Hoover's uniform?
Lt. Col. Turgidosn: Sir, I don't believe he wears a uniform.
Gen Kenney:: That is correct, Col. And how many stars does he have on his shoulder?
Lt. Col. Turgidosn: Why, none sir.
Gen Kenney:: You are again correct, Col. Do you have any other questions?
Lt. Col. Turgidosn: None sir.
Gen Kenney:: Good. Get him out of there. I dont care how you do it. Just get him out of there. You are excused.
Lt. Col. Turgidosn: Yes sir. <turns to leave>
Gen Kenney:: Ah, Col. I will be out next week. I'll be doing some sport fishing off Queensland.
RE: Attach string "A" to lever "B"
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:50 pm
by rtrapasso
Good old Turgidosn (aka Turgidson?)
i believe you and he worked together at a SAC base after the war, no?[:D][:D]
RE: Attach string "A" to lever "B"
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 4:32 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
Good old Turgidosn (aka Turgidson?)
i believe you and he worked together at a SAC base after the war, no?[:D][:D]
Ah yes, typing error on "Turgidson". I did meet Turgidson once at a SAC "Meat and Greet Bar-B-Q" in Omaha. Gregarious fellow, he is. Bit of a blow hard, though. I remember mistaking his "date" for his daughter, terribly embarrassing for me although the two of them had a grand laugh at my expense over the matter.
I believe you may be mistaking him with Gen. Ripper, who is quite an odd bird.
RE: Attach string "A" to lever "B"
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 5:55 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
Good old Turgidosn (aka Turgidson?)
i believe you and he worked together at a SAC base after the war, no?[:D][:D]
Ah yes, typing error on "Turgidson". I did meet Turgidson once at a SAC "Meat and Greet Bar-B-Q" in Omaha. Gregarious fellow, he is. Bit of a blow hard, though. I remember mistaking his "date" for his daughter, terribly embarrassing for me although the two of them had a grand laugh at my expense over the matter.
I believe you may be mistaking him with Gen. Ripper, who is quite an odd bird.
Right you are! Old Buck T. was dating "Miss Foreign Affairs" (his secretary.) General Ripper had the fixation with "Purity of Essence".
Stoic Ceremony of Atonement
Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 2:40 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Miss Foreign Affairs [:)]

Purple Arse
Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:25 pm
by Cap Mandrake
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RE: Purple Arse
Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 1:36 am
by Knavey
I'm tellin' you...bind this stuff up and publish it at the end of the war..."Memoirs of a Mad Mind" and I will buy a copy!
RE: Purple Arse
Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 1:43 am
by rtrapasso
As a (sorta) sequel, i always thought that the title should be "Catch 23"...[:'(]
RE: Purple Arse
Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:42 am
by Knavey
And I would buy that one too!
[:D]
RE: Purple Arse
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:57 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: Knavey
I'm tellin' you...bind this stuff up and publish it at the end of the war..."Memoirs of a Mad Mind" and I will buy a copy!
Wait...who is the "mad mind"...me or Yossarian? [:)]
Rob just sent 90th BS(M) to Gili Gili. Lets hope he doesn't get someone killed.
Well done lads!
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:53 pm
by Cap Mandrake
At a key juncture, the line holds. Perhaps aware of the approach of our carriers, the enemy appears to have accelrated his timetable.

Potential Energy
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 7:17 pm
by Cap Mandrake
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Ladies Night
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 3:07 am
by Cap Mandrake
Mr Hoover could hardly have imagined the cascade of events he set in motion in his zeal to root out the "Go-gan" conspirators.

RE: Ladies Night
Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:12 am
by frank1970
bump
Wagons Ho!
Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 2:48 pm
by Cap Mandrake
The Allied carriers close on Koepang but the Jap. carriers retreat to the Banda Sea. 4 possibilities:
1) They saw us coming and chose not to fight today
2) They are returning to Kendari to refuel and get Av Gas
3) We have a security leak [:)]
4) They hope to engage us at longer range

RE: Wagons Ho!
Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 3:02 pm
by Terminus
If it were me, I'd go with option#4. Longer range is about the only advantage the Japs retain...