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RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:48 am
by DuckofTindalos
Same here. It was awful, like The Da Vinci Code.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:51 am
by sprior
ORIGINAL: Terminus
Same here. It was awful, like The Da Vinci Code.
Good, I thought I was missing something. I gave up and got
A History of Modern Britain instead.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:54 am
by Grollub
ORIGINAL: sprior
ORIGINAL: Terminus
ORIGINAL: sprior
Per, did you read any of the Stieg Larsson books? How well received were they in Sweden?
I believe the words "Insanely Popular" are adequate.
I gathered as much so tried reading one and found it so dull.
T is correct. They were a huge success. I can understand your sentiments though. When I read the first book, I had problems keeping myself awake for the first 150+ pages. It got better though and book #2 & #3 were really good. Not rocket science reading, but nice for relaxing the brain.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:55 am
by sprior
test message from 20 yo son: dad, call me, we need to talk.
Me: Hi, what's up
Him: We need to talk
Me: Are you in trouble? Is everything okay? What's up?
Him: We just need to talk
Me: Ok, talk
Him: Well, er, you know <insert 19yo gf name here>?
Me: Yes
Him: Well, she's pregnant
Me: You nugget
etc, etc
I'm going to be someone's grandad at 49. What a strange feeling. I never gave my kids permisson to breed.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:59 am
by DuckofTindalos
Congratulations, grandpa...[:'(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:01 am
by DivePac88
Hi Guys... Just got Shattered Sword in the post, and can't keep my hot little hands off it.
Sprior; being a Grandfather will go with your grey hair. [;)]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:03 am
by Dixie
ORIGINAL: sprior
test message from 20 yo son: dad, call me, we need to talk.
Me: Hi, what's up
Him: We need to talk
Me: Are you in trouble? Is everything okay? What's up?
Him: We just need to talk
Me: Ok, talk
Him: Well, er, you know <insert 19yo gf name here>?
Me: Yes
Him: Well, she's pregnant
Me: You nugget
etc, etc
I'm going to be someone's grandad at 49. What a strange feeling. I never gave my kids permisson to breed.
You'd best start buying Werther's Originals then [:'(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:03 am
by sprior
ORIGINAL: DivePac88
Hi Guys... Just got Shattered Sword in the post, and can't keep my hot little hands off it.
Sprior; being a Grandfather will go with your grey hair. [;)]
It's falling out faster than it can turn grey. I blame the Resolution.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:04 am
by sprior
ORIGINAL: Dixie
ORIGINAL: sprior
test message from 20 yo son: dad, call me, we need to talk.
Me: Hi, what's up
Him: We need to talk
Me: Are you in trouble? Is everything okay? What's up?
Him: We just need to talk
Me: Ok, talk
Him: Well, er, you know <insert 19yo gf name here>?
Me: Yes
Him: Well, she's pregnant
Me: You nugget
etc, etc
I'm going to be someone's grandad at 49. What a strange feeling. I never gave my kids permisson to breed.
You'd best start buying Werther's Originals then [:'(]
I hate those things
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:10 am
by DuckofTindalos
That's irrelevant. Grandpa regulations demand that you buy them.[:'(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:14 am
by DivePac88
ORIGINAL: Terminus
That's irrelevant. Grandpa regulations demand that you buy them.[:'(]
And also like them!
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:15 am
by sprior
Shan't. So there.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:17 am
by sprior
And I shall teach said kid all the words to "Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn'y have fallen in love with?" and possibly "Turning Japanese" too.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:19 am
by Dixie
ORIGINAL: Terminus
That's irrelevant. Grandpa regulations demand that you buy them.[:'(]
You also need stories about:
"all this were fields as far as t' eye could see when I were a lad"
"the war"
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:22 am
by sprior
ORIGINAL: Dixie
ORIGINAL: Terminus
That's irrelevant. Grandpa regulations demand that you buy them.[:'(]
You also need stories about:
"all this were fields as far as t' eye could see when I were a lad"
"the war"
Oh, I got them. Are stories about ladyboys in Singapore acceptable?
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:25 am
by Dixie
ORIGINAL: sprior
ORIGINAL: Dixie
ORIGINAL: Terminus
That's irrelevant. Grandpa regulations demand that you buy them.[:'(]
You also need stories about:
"all this were fields as far as t' eye could see when I were a lad"
"the war"
Oh, I got them. Are stories about ladyboys in Singapore acceptable?
As long as they were either working in the fields or you met them during "the war" [;)]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:30 am
by sprior
Does the Cold War count?
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:44 am
by Dixie
ORIGINAL: sprior
Does the Cold War count?
It doesn't matter
which war, just that it's The War and it's used to entertain/bore the grandchildren. It's just The War, something that you experienced and your grandchildren can also experience through the medium of long rambling stories.
For added effect, The War can actually be a composite event. Featuring the Cold War, Gulf War and a night out in Portsmouth for example.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:47 am
by sprior
ORIGINAL: Dixie
ORIGINAL: sprior
Does the Cold War count?
It doesn't matter
which war, just that it's The War and it's used to entertain/bore the grandchildren. It's just The War, something that you experienced and your grandchildren can also experience through the medium of long rambling stories.
For added effect, The War can actually be a composite event. Featuring the Cold War, Gulf War and a night out in Portsmouth for example.
Switch off Shaun the Sheep kiddies grandpa's going to tell you about a night out in Port Canaveral during The War...
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:48 am
by sprior
Mum, grandpa won't tell us what lap dancing is.