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ORIGINAL: Walloc

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Ramree Isrand is barely an isrand. Even the biggest esutuarial channels dividing it from the mainland are less than 500 ft across. I shudder to think what a malaria and croc hell-hole it was in 1945(a).

Jan/Feb 1945 Operation Matador

http://www.britain-at-war.org.uk/WW2/Lo ... -Feb_1945/

U got Crocodile Dundee preped too, right?

Rasmus

As I recall from history ... Its the IJ are the ones that needs "Crocodile Dundee " .. It was the IJ defenders that realized that more LYB's would be eaten in those marshlands/swamps than killed by lead missles and concussion ...[;)]

As Rord Admirar Fabertong is off on a Budhist retreat..or is it Bokonism..oh well, doesn't matter. The point is there is a seam in the Empire's command apparatus. I think the transports are headed for Manado and it looks like the place is undergarrisoned. Ditto Ternate.

The USMC Para Bn at Namlea will drop on Manado and the 503rd at Boela will drop on Ternate. There is a RCT aboard transports to exploit if either is captured. Recon is not very good so this may not work.

ORIGINAL: Crackaces

As I recall from history ... Its the IJ are the ones that needs "Crocodile Dundee " .. It was the IJ defenders that realized that more LYB's would be eaten in those marshlands/swamps than killed by lead missles and concussion ...[;)]

Correct, but that was 1945(a) this is 1943(c). Question of learning from the past, erm i mean from the future. What if no LYB goes there but instead Spriors pongoos. Crocs dont differentiate, spam or no spam.[;)]

Rasmus

We don't need no spam, we've got cornbeef!

ORIGINAL: sprior

We don't need no spam, we've got cornbeef!

I see you're from Naughtyham, Sprior. I couldn't agree with you more. Here in the states corned beef and cabbage is the main staple on St. Pattie's Day. We export all our spam to Canada, they love it!

Bah! This is the real stuff right here.

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Bah! This is the real stuff right here.

That was recovered from the Titanic, right? What is that stuff?

Do not try and tell me you can get Chorizo on scrambled eggs in a can.

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Bah! This is the real stuff right here.

That was recovered from the Titanic, right? What is that stuff?

Do not try and tell me you can get Chorizo on scrambled eggs in a can.

Tushonka. Quite simply the best stuff that ever came out of a can.

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Tushonka. Quite simply the best stuff that ever came out of a can.

You must be forgetting "Three's Company" [:'(]

<woosh>

For those of you not in the know, I present you with :

Here's the mugshot that was inevitable.

Err....I think I get it now. But I'll leave the comments for Mandrake.

Yeah, I'm being a bit too esoteric with the jargon. In this sense, namely TV shows, "canned" means "formula" which means some dudes got together and dreamt up a show that would make money, and it went something like this:
"So, we need to make some money, dudes. What should we do?"
"Let's get a girl with big tits, she doesn't need to know how to act, and we'll add a couple of real actors who we give some lines."
"Okay, I'm cool with that, but what's the show about?"
"Well, it's about sex, but we can't actually put any sex in it because this is America and it's TV."
"Okay, I'm good with that, but why can't we have four or five girls with big tits?'"
"Well, the studio is putting us on a really tight leash as far as expenditures go."
"Sounds like a plan."[8D]

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I see you're from Naughtyham, Sprior. I couldn't agree with you more. Here in the states corned beef and cabbage is the main staple on St. Pattie's Day. We export all our spam to Canada, they love it!

Of course Canadians love it - we resell it to M&M Enterprises who send it to the Far East. Almost as good as dog, there.

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I see you're from Naughtyham, Sprior. I couldn't agree with you more. Here in the states corned beef and cabbage is the main staple on St. Pattie's Day. We export all our spam to Canada, they love it!

Of course Canadians love it - we resell it to M&M Enterprises who send it to the Far East. Almost as good as dog, there.

You are aware that the Chinese add melamine to it and ship it back to Canada as baby formula?

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

I see you're from Naughtyham, Sprior. I couldn't agree with you more. Here in the states corned beef and cabbage is the main staple on St. Pattie's Day. We export all our spam to Canada, they love it!

Of course Canadians love it - we resell it to M&M Enterprises who send it to the Far East. Almost as good as dog, there.

You are aware that the Chinese add melamine to it and ship it back to Canada as baby formula?

Yeah, but we caught on to that scheme so now we extract the melamine and turn it into picnic dishes and send the rest as foreign aid to various third world countries. Does our noble hearts proud!
PS - ever wonder why shipping companies are still doing well? Just follow the Spam ...

You know, here in Southern Canada we have a use for discounted melamine. You guys need to look into that.

So world trade is actually one big ponzi scheme?

Rasmus

P.S I want to publicly apologiese to Cap and Sprior. The discourse in this thread hasnt improved since i started posting, tho i ofc blame Cap and not my self. Thats the joy of being infallible. <insert big ego>

ORIGINAL: Walloc

So world trade is actually one big ponzi scheme?

Rasmus

P.S I want to publicly apologiese to Cap and Sprior. The discourse in this thread hasnt improved since i started posting, tho i ofc blame Cap and not my self. Thats the joy of being infallible. <insert big ego>

Well, if recently the discourse stinks, that would be more my fault, not yours. I think I'll shut up now.