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RE: Hello
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 2:08 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: Zap
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Hi
I'm a slicitr and I represent 24 letters f the alphabet*. I am putting yu all n ntice that I am presenting a case fr discriminatin n the grunds that this thread is biased tward the letter Z. This disgusting behaviur cmpletely ignres the rights f all ther letters* and needs t stp.
Nte I am nt representing the letter O as this letter has frmed its wn splinter grup and will be taking separate actin.
Thank-yu.
I knw this laywer wh des wrk fr the underwrld he will make a class actin lawsuit against the letter (O). Denied the letter (O) will cause a great hardship n the whle wrld. Peple culd die.
Als frm the firm:
Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe, Esq
warspite1
Guys can we please find someway to break the impasse here? This alphabet problem is now getting really serious. I was in Tesco earlier and they have confirmed that due to the various on-going legal claims, counter-claims, injunctions and whatnot, there are now no tins of Alphabeti Spaghetti available for sale.
We need Alphabetti Spaghetti because Alphabetti Spaghetti always provides the answer
RE: Hello
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 2:29 pm
by Zap
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: Zap
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Hi
I'm a slicitr and I represent 24 letters f the alphabet*. I am putting yu all n ntice that I am presenting a case fr discriminatin n the grunds that this thread is biased tward the letter Z. This disgusting behaviur cmpletely ignres the rights f all ther letters* and needs t stp.
Nte I am nt representing the letter O as this letter has frmed its wn splinter grup and will be taking separate actin.
Thank-yu.
I knw this laywer wh des wrk fr the underwrld he will make a class actin lawsuit against the letter (O). Denied the letter (O) will cause a great hardship n the whle wrld. Peple culd die.
Als frm the firm:
Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe, Esq
warspite1
Guys can we please find someway to break the impasse here? This alphabet problem is now getting really serious. I was in Tesco earlier and they have confirmed that due to the various on-going legal claims, counter-claims, injunctions and whatnot, there are now no tins of Alphabeti Spaghetti available for sale.
We need Alphabetti Spaghetti because Alphabetti Spaghetti always provides the answer
Big one's
RE: Hello
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 2:57 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: Zap
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: Zap
I knw this laywer wh des wrk fr the underwrld he will make a class actin lawsuit against the letter (O). Denied the letter (O) will cause a great hardship n the whle wrld. Peple culd die.
Als frm the firm:
Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe, Esq
warspite1
Guys can we please find someway to break the impasse here? This alphabet problem is now getting really serious. I was in Tesco earlier and they have confirmed that due to the various on-going legal claims, counter-claims, injunctions and whatnot, there are now no tins of Alphabeti Spaghetti available for sale.
We need Alphabetti Spaghetti because Alphabetti Spaghetti always provides the answer
Big one's
warspite1
Ah I see we have an intellectual in da house. A thoughtful and well reasoned argument put forth there Zapster.
RE: Hello
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 3:26 pm
by RangerJoe
ORIGINAL: Zap
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: Zap
I knw this laywer wh des wrk fr the underwrld he will make a class actin lawsuit against the letter (O). Denied the letter (O) will cause a great hardship n the whle wrld. Peple culd die.
Als frm the firm:
Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe, Esq
warspite1
Guys can we please find someway to break the impasse here? This alphabet problem is now getting really serious. I was in Tesco earlier and they have confirmed that due to the various on-going legal claims, counter-claims, injunctions and whatnot, there are now no tins of Alphabeti Spaghetti available for sale.
We need Alphabetti Spaghetti because Alphabetti Spaghetti always provides the answer
Big one's
[&o][&o][&o]
RE: Hello
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 4:07 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
ORIGINAL: Zap
ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1
Guys can we please find someway to break the impasse here? This alphabet problem is now getting really serious. I was in Tesco earlier and they have confirmed that due to the various on-going legal claims, counter-claims, injunctions and whatnot, there are now no tins of Alphabeti Spaghetti available for sale.
We need Alphabetti Spaghetti because Alphabetti Spaghetti always provides the answer
Big one's
[&o][&o][&o]
We need some Greek alphabet soup - Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, etc.
RE: Hello
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 4:24 pm
by Zovs
Nanoo the Eskimo says 75 posts to go so it seems logical to proceed with the countdown to one thousand posts since Marylee96 introduced herself to this forum and then vanished without a trace.
RE: Hello
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 4:54 pm
by RangerJoe
ORIGINAL: Zovs
Nanoo the Eskimo says 75 posts to go so it seems logical to proceed with the countdown to one thousand posts since Marylee96 introduced herself to this forum and then vanished without a trace.
Call in the X-files people.
RE: Hello
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:20 pm
by MrRoadrunner
ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: RangerJoe
ORIGINAL: Zap
Big one's
[&o][&o][&o]
We need some Greek alphabet soup - Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, etc.
Beta Omega Omega Beta Sigma
RR
RE: Hello
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:17 pm
by Zovs
Lima Lima Mike Foxtrot over
RE: Hello
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:02 am
by Zovs
RE: Hello
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:48 am
by Zovs
Zoinks
RE: Hello
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:36 am
by Zap
RE: Hello
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:46 am
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Hi
I'm a slicitr and I represent 24 letters f the alphabet*. I am putting yu all n ntice that I am presenting a case fr discriminatin n the grunds that this thread is biased tward the letter Z. This disgusting behaviur cmpletely ignres the rights f all ther letters* and needs t stp.
Nte I am nt representing the letter O as this letter has frmed its wn splinter grup and will be taking separate actin.
Thank-yu.
Dear Sir or Madam,
If you check your records, you will find that this thread does, in fact, own the 26 characters known as the Latin Alphabet*. Accordingly, we are entitled to collect royalties from you for usage of said characters, at the very reasonable rate of $0.001 USD per letter since the beginning of this thread. We will also be pursuing the aforementioned 'O' group.
Cordially Yours,
Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe, Esq.
*
Per the Marylee96 statute of written symbols
warspite1
* For legal reasons we have had to delete the letters from this response. We hope the intention of the post and the meaning it meant to convey has not been lost as a result.
RE: Hello
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:45 am
by Zovs
I apologize warspite, due to my dyslexia I may have written warspit and no offense was meant.
Zon zwith zthe Zhow!
RE: Hello
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:17 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Hi
I'm a slicitr and I represent 24 letters f the alphabet*. I am putting yu all n ntice that I am presenting a case fr discriminatin n the grunds that this thread is biased tward the letter Z. This disgusting behaviur cmpletely ignres the rights f all ther letters* and needs t stp.
Nte I am nt representing the letter O as this letter has frmed its wn splinter grup and will be taking separate actin.
Thank-yu.
Dear Sir or Madam,
If you check your records, you will find that this thread does, in fact, own the 26 characters known as the Latin Alphabet*. Accordingly, we are entitled to collect royalties from you for usage of said characters, at the very reasonable rate of $0.001 USD per letter since the beginning of this thread. We will also be pursuing the aforementioned 'O' group.
Cordially Yours,
Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe, Esq.
*
Per the Marylee96 statute of written symbols
warspite1
* For legal reasons we have had to delete the letters from this response. We hope the intention of the post and the meaning it meant to convey has not been lost as a result.
After due consideration of your argument, the facts, and exhaustive perusal of the AB thread, we conclude that this motion has developed not necessarily to our advantage. Accordingly, have declared a 'Z' holiday. No usage of said letter will be permitted until further notice.
RE: Hello
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:41 pm
by Zap
tap,tap, tap,drip, drip, drip.
the end is near.
RE: Hello
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:49 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Zap
tap,tap, tap,drip, drip, drip.
the end is near.
RE: Hello
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:51 pm
by Zovs
There is unrest in the alphabet
There is trouble with the letters
For the Z's want more sunlight
And the O's ignore their pleas
The trouble with the Z's
And they're quite convinced they're right
They say the O's are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the O's can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the Z's
Can't be happy in their shade?
There is trouble in the alphabet
And the letters all have fled
As the Z's scream 'oppression!'
And the O's, just shake their heads
So the Z's formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The O's are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more O oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the letters are all kept equal
By erasers,
Whiteout,
And backspace
RE: Hello
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:22 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Zovs
There is unrest in the alphabet
There is trouble with the letters
For the Z's want more sunlight
And the O's ignore their pleas
The trouble with the Z's
And they're quite convinced they're right
They say the O's are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the O's can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the Z's
Can't be happy in their shade?
There is trouble in the alphabet
And the letters all have fled
As the Z's scream 'oppression!'
And the O's, just shake their heads
So the Z's formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The O's are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more O oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the letters are all kept equal
By erasers,
Whiteout,
And backspace
Keep your day job.
RE: Hello
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:42 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Zovs
There is unrest in the alphabet
There is trouble with the letters
For the Z's want more sunlight
And the O's ignore their pleas
The trouble with the Z's
And they're quite convinced they're right
They say the O's are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the O's can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the Z's
Can't be happy in their shade?
There is trouble in the alphabet
And the letters all have fled
As the Z's scream 'oppression!'
And the O's, just shake their heads
So the Z's formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The O's are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more O oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the letters are all kept equal
By erasers,
Whiteout,
And backspace
Getty Lee just popped an aneurysm.