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RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 8:09 pm
by fabertong
Persimmon?
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 8:15 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Forget the Salem Witch Trials, let's have the Thread Rabbit Trial!
RE: FWAG THE WABBIT!!!
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 8:18 pm
by Nikademus
Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury......i submit to you that the Wabbit did indeed commit the crime of overabundant torpedo usage. This resulted in my client suffering grevious harm and mental anquish at the hands of a dastardly dame who goes by the code name....."Beatty"
The Thread!!!
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 8:25 pm
by DuckofTindalos
"Beatty"?
I didn't know Beatty was a dame...
RE: The Wabbit!!!
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 8:34 pm
by Nikademus
The real name was changed to protect the innocent.
RE: The Bunny Killer!!!
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 9:21 pm
by Mynok
Innocent?
The Thread!!!
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 10:06 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Nikademus
Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury......i submit to you that the Wabbit did indeed commit the crime of overabundant torpedo usage. This resulted in my client suffering grevious harm and mental anquish at the hands of a dastardly dame who goes by the code name....."Beatty"
Wabbit/Nik is having an affair with Adm. Beatty's wife? Isn't she a bit old for you, Nik? Does GF Mk I bis know about this???
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 10:24 pm
by rtrapasso
Mordak has finally done it!!!
Yes folk, our IT director, Mordak, Preventor of Information Services, has finally managed to COMPLETELY PREVENT people from using the computer from outside the building. Apparently, we have all been locked out of our network. It probably shouldn't cost the company more than, oh, $500,000 or so...
Soon, perhaps, he can prevent anyone, anywhere from using the computer!! Then, his job will get much simpler, as he will have nothing to do (and be unemployed to boot...)[8|]
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 11:34 pm
by dtravel
ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
Mordak has finally done it!!!
Yes folk, our IT director, Mordak, Preventor of Information Services, has finally managed to COMPLETELY PREVENT people from using the computer from outside the building. Apparently, we have all been locked out of our network. It probably shouldn't cost the company more than, oh, $500,000 or so...
Soon, perhaps, he can prevent anyone, anywhere from using the computer!! Then, his job will get much simpler, as he will have nothing to do (and be unemployed to boot...)[8|]
I thought he didn't even work for the same company you did. Didn't you say he worked for the company that your company pays to provide them with network AND INTERNET access?
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 1:01 am
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: dtravel
ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
Mordak has finally done it!!!
Yes folk, our IT director, Mordak, Preventor of Information Services, has finally managed to COMPLETELY PREVENT people from using the computer from outside the building. Apparently, we have all been locked out of our network. It probably shouldn't cost the company more than, oh, $500,000 or so...
Soon, perhaps, he can prevent anyone, anywhere from using the computer!! Then, his job will get much simpler, as he will have nothing to do (and be unemployed to boot...)[8|]
I thought he didn't even work for the same company you did. Didn't you say he worked for the company that your company pays to provide them with network AND INTERNET access?
Well, by contract, the two companies are intermingled - they share from the same profit pool. The other company is supposed to provide access to the computers and the internet - getting the reports out on time depends on this.
If the reports don't get out, the clients will cancel their contracts - no more profit. They are extraordinarily sensitive to turn around time.
After messing around for some time, the other company finally restored access to the internet.
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 2:06 am
by dtravel
ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
Well, by contract, the two companies are intermingled -
Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 2:29 am
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: dtravel
ORIGINAL: rtrapasso
Well, by contract, the two companies are intermingled -
Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
well, i hope not, but things could run smoother...
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 5:38 am
by fabertong
All Hail the Thread.
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 6:10 am
by DuckofTindalos
Morning (yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn) Tithe...
bunny power!!!!!
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 6:24 am
by Nikademus
midnight tithing with BOOZE!!!!!
<HIC>
The Thread!!!
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 6:26 am
by DuckofTindalos
On a Monday night? Tsktsktsk...
"My name is Nikademus, and I'm an alcoholic..."
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 12:34 pm
by Mynok
Bunnies have tendencies that way.....something about being the bottom of the food chain and severe depression.
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 12:51 pm
by rtrapasso
"Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems!"
Post-Monday tithe (Tuesday much better!)
All Hail The Thread!
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 12:54 pm
by Speedysteve
Tithe...grumble....grumble.....
Hope Threaders are well.
RE: The Thread!!!
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 1:02 pm
by rtrapasso
ORIGINAL: Speedy
Tithe...grumble....grumble.....
Hope Threaders are well.
You sound like i felt yesterday!![X(]
Hopefully, 24 hours will bring new perspectives (hey, it worked for me!)
i'd post some funny penguin pics to cheer you up, but Mordak has made it pretty impossible while i am at work...