Matrix Games Forums

<insert mindless filler here>

ORIGINAL: sprior

It's really put a crimp, however, on Walkabouts by the aboriginals.

or Jenny Agutter

you didn't really expect us to know what you were talking about, did you? [:)]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior

It's really put a crimp, however, on Walkabouts by the aboriginals.

or Jenny Agutter

you didn't really expect us to know what you were talking about, did you? [:)]

I thought he was fantasizing about crimping Jenny Agutter.

I actually have a 4x6 movie poster of her from Logan's Run at home. SG thought is was kinda creepy so I cut Micahel York out of the picture.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

I actually have a 4x6 movie poster of her from Logan's Run at home. SG thought is was kinda creepy so I cut Micahel York out of the picture.

And then there was her shower scene in An American Werewolf in London.

Who said AARs were lacking in cultural sophistication?

No turn yet....so I start goofing around with Scourge of War (a Civil War game). SG Jr. (11 year old version) is watching.

SG Jr(11): Are you the blue guys?

FAM: Yes.

SG Jr(11): They are getting killed. <she is actually right..a NY regiment has advanced to an exposed position in a wheat field and is being mown down>

FAM: That's why they earn the big bucks.

SG Jr(11): How much did they make?

FAM: Not very much. They were probably Irish.

SG Jr(11): Well, they sure are getting killed. Haha. <I think this was meant to be a critique on me> Hey, what is that buidling?

FAM: A barn probably. Farmer Jones' barn

SG Jr(11): Ohhhhhhhh, are the animals getting hurt? <now suddenly empathetic when mere seconds ago the wholesale slaughter of Irishmen was an amusement>

FAM: No, all the animals are at the Gettysburg pound.

SG Jr(11): What about those horses?

FAM: Well, yes, I forgot about the horses. Those are the commanders riding them.

SG Jr(11): Why don't you just shoot the commanders then the other guys won't know what to do.

FAM: Hey! That is pretty damn smart. I'm gonna tell your teacher to put you in GATE.

SG Jr(11): <smiles>..... <few minutes later...the good guys win...a picture of a particualrly craggy and war weary Lincoln pops up> OH MAN! HE IS UGLY!

FAM: You think that's bad you should see his wife. <googles Mary Todd Lincoln>

SG Jr(11): OH MAN! <mirthmaking ensues> Hey, have you ever noticed ugly people marry ugly people?

FAM: <now, I recognize immediately this is a unique moment for a life-lesson on love and devotion for the true person inside, not just physical beauty> Well, yeah, usually that is true, but sometimes a beautiful person will marry an ugly person.

SG Jr(11): Why?

FAM: Because the ugly person has lots of money.

I'm supposed to be catching up on work...so I answer the is call form a Vietnamese woman. She wants some form...probably to get free stuff form the government...oh wait..pretend I didn't just say that. [:D]


Mrs. Nguyen (not real name...I picked a made up name that no real Vietnamese would probably have): Hi, Doctor Mandrake. I need form. I fak you last night.

FAM: <temporary brain overload> I'm sorry. I think I would have remembered that.


Mrs. Nguyen No, no. I fak you. I fak you last night at work.


FAM: <understanding starts to creep in> Ohhhhhhhh, a fax?


Mrs. Nguyen Yeah, yeah. I need fak today.


FAM: Good, well I have the staff get it for me. We'll send it over Mrs. Nguyen (not real name).........

Who said AARs were lacking in cultural sophistication?

Everyone.

Just talk amongst yourselves.

And then there was her shower scene in An American Werewolf in London.

I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I thought he was fantasizing about Jenny Agutter.

Why would anyone do that?

ORIGINAL: sprior

And then there was her shower scene in An American Werewolf in London.

I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

But is your hair immaculate and do you have a really good tailor? [allusion to the great song "Werewolf in London" by Zevon someone].

Philistine. His hair was "perfect", not "immaculate". We're not talking about Liberace or Alan Thicke here. [:'(]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Philistine. His hair was "perfect", not "immaculate". We're not talking about Liberace or Alan Thicke here. [:'(]

Thanks for the correction Poultry Kid. Been a while since I heard the song. I'm an old wolf [Boy Scout Leader] who is getting a bit "long in the tooth".

Wow! I just bought the game in September and started reading the AAR for some tips. I picked this one because it sounded like someone might have a sense of humor (Bring me the head of Diego Garcia!) Little did I know.... Absolutely hilarious!

Just finished catching up this morning, and had to join the forum so I could throw in my 1-1/2 cents worth once in awhile.

ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard
started reading the AAR for some tips.

Oh dear...you weren't hoping for advice on good or even marginally effective gameplay were you?

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard
started reading the AAR for some tips.

Oh dear...you weren't hoping for advice on good or even marginally effective gameplay were you?

There might be some tips here on what not to do [:D] ....

ORIGINAL: Crackaces

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard
started reading the AAR for some tips.

Oh dear...you weren't hoping for advice on good or even marginally effective gameplay were you?

There might be some tips here on what not to do [:D] ....

Must have misread. I have it good authority that this is the world's worst AAR!

Sandy Island? Never heard of it.

throw in my 1-1/2 cents worth once in awhile.

One of us will in contact with details of the off-shore account.