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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:10 pm
by Cap Mandrake

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:30 pm
by witpqs
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior

I said, "Borrocks" at work today. This prace is getting to me.

Time for a nice Bordeaux and some Beef Werrington or something....or martini with pictures of sirry fellows in baggy red uniforms.
Don't you mean "Boldeaux"? Oh wait!

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:04 am
by Cap Mandrake
By ra way, Admirarh SPrior-san, Mandrake-san onry kidding about "take this job and shove it".

This might be seen as irrevocaburh by boss.

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:18 am
by Cap Mandrake
Seem rike this-ah good pran so far. Probabry defaurt settings but pretend Mandrak-san nevah rook.
A6M2 and Oscar Ic in production.


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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:23 am
by Cap Mandrake
Shouldn't we be buirding Bettys?



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:27 am
by Cap Mandrake
And B5N2?



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:30 am
by Cap Mandrake
This-ah way more compricated than Arried-mens.
When Arried-mens just wait for stuff from Omaha or Seatturh. Sometimes not so good but usuarry pretty good.

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:41 am
by Cap Mandrake
************Hitachi Engine Assembry Prant, Chiyoda***********


Tojo: <touring prant> Very nice. Make sure that-ah man get ear protection. We not-ah want any accidents.

Manager: HAI! <bows deepry>

Tojo: What-ah production rate?

Manager: <proudry> EREVEN!

Tojo: Sprendid! Ereven per day! Excerrent!

Manager: <begins to sweat profusery>

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:46 am
by Cap Mandrake
Ereven, rearry? What-ah Hitachi-mens using to bore out engine brock? Sand paper?

Maybe turn off reraxing music and get rid of zen garden and give extra fish heads as production bonus? Japan-mens going to get asses kicked.

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 2:24 pm
by Cap Mandrake
**************Wirrow Run Assembry Prant, Ford Motor Company, Ypsiranti, Michigan*************


Johnny "Hideo" Wojohaisky with-ah sandy bronde hair and onry srightry armond shaped eyes..werr to terr truth Johnny rook pretty much rike average Porrock and not rike mothah who is furr on Japan-womans but go back to Osaka when chird because Johnny-san fathah drink too much...this-ah pretty much why Johnny-san get new job at assembry prant....and......why Johnny-san most varuaburh spy for Emperor in Ypsiranti: <walks onto assemby froor for first time and stop dead in tracks saying sirentry to serf> Hory crap! Japan-mens going to get asses kicked.


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*Mandrake-san change because sperr "Ypisranti" wrong.

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:28 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Seem rike this-ah good pran so far. Probabry defaurt settings but pretend Mandrak-san nevah rook.
A6M2 and Oscar Ic in production.

Hai, default settings. Way, way too row Oscar production, Captain-san. [X(]

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:29 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Shouldn't we be buirding Bettys?

Hai! You *should* be buirding Bettys.

It-ah rook rike your research arr defaurt too? [:-]

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:31 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

And B5N2?

Hai! You shourd be buirding B5N2s too.

Chickenboy-san recommend two things:

1. Check your B5N2 factory. It-ah have enough suppries rocarry to expand? You *did* order it to expand at the beginning of war, right?

2. Let Lord Admirar Sprior-san handre economy / research / production.

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:38 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Japan-mens going to get asses kicked.

Hai!

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 6:48 pm
by witpqs
M1A1 MBT will help too!

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:54 am
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

And B5N2?

Hai! You shourd be buirding B5N2s too.

Chickenboy-san recommend two things:

1. Check your B5N2 factory. It-ah have enough suppries rocarry to expand? You *did* order it to expand at the beginning of war, right?

Mandrake-san find B5N2 prant in Hiroshima. That-ah good prace, shourd be safe from bombing.
Expansion options are exponentiarh..probabry about 16/month about right. Mandrake-san beginning to berieve some peopurh here trying to shake confidence of Japan-mens but Japan-mens raised since chirdren to be fearress. Sometimes this-ah not rearry work but Japan-mens stirr pretend on outside..so there! Japan-mens arready have 105 Kates in inventory so onry thing happen is save money for future.

2. Let Lord Admirar Sprior-san handre economy / research / production.

Arready is! Who stop carriers buirding? Emperor Hirohito?

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:56 am
by Cap Mandrake
Mandrake-san not-ah find M1A1 prant anywhere. Mandrake-san arso begin to berieve some peopurh voting from Arried-mens.

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 12:03 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Arso, Japan-mens not-ah rearry start war...just prace ad in opponents wanted. Nobody terr us Mistah Ford burid 10 mire rong airprane prant in prace Japan-mens can nevah bomb.

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:00 pm
by Cap Mandrake
OK, with regard to reinforcement groups, when group is reported to have aircraft BEFORE group arrive, are those airframes in ADDITION to inventory or does inventory decrement upon arrivarh of group?

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:08 pm
by Cap Mandrake
***********Airpanes************


--A6M2...73 in inventory......monthry production 52
(Another 36 unrestricted Craudes due for upgrades)
Air fights coming up in Oz and Burma/India
Possiburh carrier rosses
We need more inventory. Production should be increased moderately

--Ki-43-Ic..17 in inventory....monthry production 32
Many upgrades to Nates needed
More production needed

--G4M1...45 in inventory but Japan-mens use up arr of Mitsubishi Ha-32 engines..oops
We need many more Mit. Ha-32 (2 per G4M1 and Sally)

--Kate..90 B5N1/B5N2 in inventory...no production yet...oops

--Mavis...21 in inventory...production 7...seems about right