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Well, what does every good Tag Team match need? A trash-talking thread of course .

Allied players should feel free to lambaste the Japanese players, the Japanese the Allies and, of course, the Imperial Japanese Army should feel free to tell those little wusses in the Navy just how pitiful and insignificant they are [8D].

May I be the first to say that ALL of your mothers smell of elderberries and your fathers were right to disown you all as a bunch of useless cretins [:D]...

Well, even for me, that's a record number of people insulted in a single post. You may begin to attempt to phrase your retaliations safe in the knowledge that I won't point out how utterly assinine and ineffective they are [:'(]

Not one foot of our land will be given to the enemy!! [:@]

ORIGINAL: Nemo121

Well, what does every good Tag Team match need? A trash-talking thread of course .

Allied players should feel free to lambaste the Japanese players, the Japanese the Allies and, of course, the Imperial Japanese Army should feel free to tell those little wusses in the Navy just how pitiful and insignificant they are [8D].

May I be the first to say that ALL of your mothers smell of elderberries and your fathers were right to disown you all as a bunch of useless cretins [:D]...

Well, even for me, that's a record number of people insulted in a single post. You may begin to attempt to phrase your retaliations safe in the knowledge that I won't point out how utterly assinine and ineffective they are [:'(]

HA! Why insult the Japanese? Everybody knows they are all near-sighted and have poor balance because their mothers carried them on their backs as babies. They must be the worst pilots in the world!

So much for the theory EOS was based on JOINT IJA and IJN planning and "cooperation". This was not how I originally conceived Japan would gain increased efficiency. I may be Navy, but I think IJA thinking on how to get along is "wet" (British usage).

Can someone explain to me the British usage of "wet"? I've looked it up in Urban Dictionary, and I'm not sure which of the 46 sexual interpretations applies here... On the other hand, maybe I don't want to know...

[;)]

Sid,
 
Trash talk = bit of fun = not to be taken seriously. Bloody squid [:D]

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ORIGINAL: VSWG

Can someone explain to me the British usage of "wet"? I've looked it up in Urban Dictionary, and I'm not sure which of the 46 sexual interpretations applies here... On the other hand, maybe I don't want to know...

[;)]

In this connotation, you can assume it means "f###ed up as a soup sandwich".

ORIGINAL: AU Tiger

ORIGINAL: VSWG

Can someone explain to me the British usage of "wet"? I've looked it up in Urban Dictionary, and I'm not sure which of the 46 sexual interpretations applies here... On the other hand, maybe I don't want to know...

[;)]

In this connotation, you can assume it means "f###ed up as a soup sandwich".

Sorry to break in but this one I got to write down.[:D]

ORIGINAL: BigJ62

ORIGINAL: AU Tiger

ORIGINAL: VSWG

Can someone explain to me the British usage of "wet"? I've looked it up in Urban Dictionary, and I'm not sure which of the 46 sexual interpretations applies here... On the other hand, maybe I don't want to know...

[;)]

In this connotation, you can assume it means "f###ed up as a soup sandwich".

Sorry to break in but this one I got to write down.[:D]

Hellfire boy, you're from Raleigh! You outta know that one.

Heard some good ones but never that one, oh well.

Ok, well lessons learned about our opponents so far:

1. Soviets: Their soldiers have abandoned their weapons and been issued bottles of vodka. We would slag this off but, actually, it is probably the best thing they could do. If you've got to die you might as well die pissed out of your mind [:D]. As to giving up your territory... correct, you won't give it. We'll be taking it [8D]


2. China... Ooh, big brave Chinese soldier hides behind woman and child. Enough said. It is good to see that business there is continuing as usual.


3. As to AUTIger... Well what can I say guys? I'm SO glad we already organised to have alternates since I realised I forgot to add "If your player is clearly delusional and living in a hallucogenic dreamstate" to the list of reasons you might want an alternate... It looks like he thinks he is in some sort of bastardised kabuki play or something... If I were on his team I'd be worried, not as worried as if I was one of his subordinates mind you but still pretty worried [X(]

you will not get intel about churchill

ORIGINAL: Nemo121

Sid,

Trash talk = bit of fun = not to be taken seriously. Bloody squid [:D]

Don't even try, Nemo. You're talking to the Grinch that stole Christmas... [;)]

Well i will have heads of those jap b******s that forced me to cancel my vacation on the beach near Sydney[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] any way i need to ask Churchil to give me back my units from Malaya and N Africa[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

and churchill will probably refuse

ORIGINAL:  Nemo121

1. Soviets: Their soldiers have abandoned their weapons and been issued bottles of vodka. We would slag this off but, actually, it is probably the best thing they could do. If you've got to die you might as well die pissed out of your mind [:D]. As to giving up your territory... correct, you won't give it. We'll be taking it [8D]

Maybe the clown fish should visit an eye specialist for once! [8|] It's not a bottle, it's the newest Soviet hand grenade with Kablammo!(TM) inside! [X(] Here, let me zoom in for you:

I know what you're thinking: 'Did he lose 6.000 or only 5.000 tanks against the Germans?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a T-34, the most powerful tank in the world, and would blow your army right away, you've got to ask yourself one question:

Nemo, you should better be prepared - as Soviets will attack in small groups 5-6 millions each.