The Warship Blues
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:58 pm
Do your carriers have a coronary when the KB shows up? do your battleships hide from battle? are your cruisers afraid to cruise? your destroyers unable to destroy? and your subs permanently submerged?? Well my friends, you might be suffering from the heartbreak of the Warship Blues. Yes, my friends … the Warship Blues. This affliction strikes without warning, young and old alike, without regard to sex (sorry, ..gender). Thousands suffer in silence while their opponents laugh at them behind their backs, their wives and sweethearts pack their bags and go to hotels, their friends are filled with ennui and inertia, … yes my fellow sufferers, it’s the Warship Blues.
But help is at hand! Yes, my friends, due to the miracle of modern technology, you can ease the heartbreak, clear up those blemishes, and turn the tables on that snickering rabble that look on you as only a target. Yes!! Help is at hand! Now, for a limited time only, you!, and you alone! can have access to this transcendental Oriental secret recipe, reproduced in our laboratories for the first time ever. Thanks to Dr. Chi-ken Fat, the heartbreak of the Warship Blues can be cured forever.
What is this amazing new cure, you ask? Why .. simple, we respond. Dr. Chi-ken Fat says, “warships?, you don need no steenking warships”. No .. annoy and irritate the neighbors with those pesky patrol craft, mendacious minelayers, salubrious subchasers, and gnarly gunboats. Yes, my friends, harass and attrit, peck em in the posterior, grab em by the g*nads, and slice and dice their ….. did I mention that this product is enthusiastically endorsed by Moe and Shemp (our pecking and grabbing evaluation testers).
Now, for a limited time only, samples of this amazing new product are available below. A 2 year supply will be available, with a Dr’s prescription, from the RogueUSMC shortly. Operators are standing by.
JWE
But help is at hand! Yes, my friends, due to the miracle of modern technology, you can ease the heartbreak, clear up those blemishes, and turn the tables on that snickering rabble that look on you as only a target. Yes!! Help is at hand! Now, for a limited time only, you!, and you alone! can have access to this transcendental Oriental secret recipe, reproduced in our laboratories for the first time ever. Thanks to Dr. Chi-ken Fat, the heartbreak of the Warship Blues can be cured forever.
What is this amazing new cure, you ask? Why .. simple, we respond. Dr. Chi-ken Fat says, “warships?, you don need no steenking warships”. No .. annoy and irritate the neighbors with those pesky patrol craft, mendacious minelayers, salubrious subchasers, and gnarly gunboats. Yes, my friends, harass and attrit, peck em in the posterior, grab em by the g*nads, and slice and dice their ….. did I mention that this product is enthusiastically endorsed by Moe and Shemp (our pecking and grabbing evaluation testers).
Now, for a limited time only, samples of this amazing new product are available below. A 2 year supply will be available, with a Dr’s prescription, from the RogueUSMC shortly. Operators are standing by.
JWE
