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Chicken_Salad fortifies Gallilee. All inhabitants of Gallilee love Chicken_Salad.

The wisdom of Chicken_Salad is so prevalent. He has a dream and prophecies that war vs the Gazans would be a bad idea since they have a superninja army. Chicken_Salad turns his benevolent eyes towards bazrah....once the women of this city had been pilliaged, Chicken_Salad, to display his piety, does not allow his soldiers to eat the children. Chicken_Salad heralded as a hero for this magnanimous act. Statues of this exist to this day.



The Edomites, faced w/ surrender or death, chose death. Such was their dread of Chicken_Salad.

At Tyrie, Chicken_Salad, somehow undermined by his enemies, those scoundrels and brigands, retreats to his crib in Sumaria.

Chicken_Salad discovers bronze. Chicken_Salad makes armor from this and equips his troops. Meanwhile Chicken_Salad fortifies all of Sumaria. Chicken_Salad reinvades Tyrie. When Chicken_Salad's troops despair at the vastness of their enemies, Chicken_Salad climbs the walls of Tyrie, kills all the guards, then rallies his men. The den of theifs soon fell. 1,000,000,000 of Chicken_Salad's enemies slain, and only 2 lost. Thus was the valour of Chicken_Salad

All tremble and hail the coming of the mighty Chicken Salad....
and the prophets put forth their incantations of that glorious day Hail o' Salad...Hail to the might of the venerable Chicken...[&o][&o][&o][&o][&o] and the people came and bathed the mighty Chicken Salad in the ancient river Mayonaise and then wrapped their mighty ruler in the glorious mantle of Pita...

...and thus in the days it becometh warm and the Chicken_Salad doth send salmonella afore him and causeth great consternation among the peoples of the land. Chicken_Salad marvelled at what he had wrought and declared it good in his eyes. Yea, the people built for him an altar of Romaine to add to his riches of pita and a new estate along the mighty Mayonnaise just before the Great Falls of Cholesterol. With all they gave it was still a poultry sum. [:)]

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*Chicken_Salad the Great