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Hmmm. Universal Orders...

Like:

Always store beer in dark places.

Women and children first!

There has never been anything more dangerous to humanity than human beings.

And then there's Murphey's law.

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ORIGINAL: RevRick

Hmmm. Universal Orders...

Like:

Always store beer in dark places.

Women and children first!

There has never been anything more dangerous to humanity than human beings.

I'll add:

- never push the red button
- apple juice and fried chicken go together in small amounts only
- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk

also

Resistance is Futile!

When in the woods, identify the leaf before using it as toilet paper.

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk

Case in point:

ORIGINAL: Charbroiled

When in the woods, identify the leaf before using it as toilet paper.

hope no one has to learn that the hard way[:D][X(]

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk

Case in point:

i love that poster[:D]

of course now its reversed. redshirts are command officers and gold shirts are engineering/security[:'(]

I see everyone is vigorously disregarding off topic threads....as usual...... [8D]

OH GOD!!! We fianlly put the disregard thread to rest and you morons go and create "Son of disregard"![:-]

It's in our nature.

BAH! YOU FOOLS! IT'S A TRAP!!!!!! ARG!!!!!!!!!![X(]

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

- don't wear a red shirt beaming down w/ Kirk

Case in point:

Holy Heck that is funny. Can you imagine the poor schlub...he tries out for the part....then he goes back to waiting tables sweating out the decision for two weeks....then...joy of joys, his agent calls with the wonderful news, "YOU GOT THE GIG!"....there is a round of drinks for all at some place on Sunset...a $400 bar tab..then he spends hours practicing his "Ensign look" in the mirror...he calls his family in Des Moines...leases a new BMW...and...on the day of days he reports to costume dept at NBC studios in Burbank...30 minutes early and pacing back and forth in excitement...the jaded costumer shakes his head and pulls out some notes, then heads into the back for a few minutes, only to return with a red shirt[:D][:D][:D]

ORIGINAL: Charbroiled

When in the woods, identify the leaf before using it as toilet paper.

That's right up there with "Never urinate on an electric fence."

Just because you have had 8 beers, doesn't mean that you can now sing well, dance smoothly, and all of a sudden know karate and can kick that big guy's ass.

ORIGINAL: Charbroiled

When in the woods, identify the leaf before using it as toilet paper.

This gets my vote. [:D]

ORIGINAL: Mynok


I see everyone is vigorously disregarding off topic threads....as usual...... [8D]

Idle hands are the devil's friend...they need to produce AE fast!