PBEM Surrenders thougths for the Devs
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:45 am
HiHi
For any folk out there who may harbour thoughts of taking up a Diplomatic career below is a 1st class example of how NOT to, “Win friends & influence people” [:D]
Eric, Gil, would there be any way for you to introduce in the next patch an Attribute/Upgrade called “Backbone”, designed specifically for the PBEM game where many players are surrendering at the nod of a hat even before a shot is fired in anger or any major land battles have been fought.
In the latest example of this now seeming new craze, a player who had cocked up somewhat alarmingly with his supply system and as a result had suffered quite sever Forage losses in his local armies, just simply surrendered without any land battle having taken place (apart from an unsuccessful siege), only to then proudly proclaim that he would then launch his 300,000 strong army at another player, I hasten to add this is not an isolated case of ‘Gamey’ surrenders which covers many players in several games.
Just for a point of emphasis let’s use a wee bit of creative licence and imagine the following “Historical” scenario.
In the following Epic (? [8|] ) Drama the names have been changed in order to protect the innocent .
Scene 1 (Scene 2 deleted as it may cause embarrassment to the under 5’s)
A Royal court somewhere in Europe c1795
Courtier Fred: “Majesty! Majesty! Great news, the ‘Outer Mongolian Peoples Republic’ has just declared War on us”
King Urgstan XXXIV: “Oh dear, O dear (great wringing of hands and other signs of intense agitation from King) are my newly laid Petunia beds in danger?”
Courtier Beryl: “Well Majesty, there is a vague possibility that if we don’t Surrender immediately the great unwashed hordes of the ‘Outer Mongolian Peoples Republic’ may, just may, not only trample your newly laid Petunia beds, but also waltz off with your collection of (Blush appears on face of Courtier Beryl) Dirty Lithiographs” ... (and yes folks, there is a story there!)
King Urgstan XXXIV: “What! even the ones with you in” ... (see I’m not the only one who can be undiplomatic)
An embarrassed Hush starts to descends on the Court, broken with suberb timing by ..
Courtier Fred: “But Majesty don’t you see this is a Golden opportunity! If we surrender now the Gods on high will automatically grant as several great benefits for our Armed forces.”
King Urgstan XXXIV: “Hmmm, but don’t I have an army to protect my Petunia beds and Dirty Lithographs? (cast apologetic look in direction of Courtier Beryl, who again Blushes, but sweetly this time)
General of the Army Count Onre of Hergaville: “Majesty I must protest, if the army were to actually fight, then their Muskets would get dirty”
Grand Treasurer Skinflint: “Oh! that would never do, we would then have to purchase some Musket polish.
King Urgstan XXXIV: “Ah, and that would mean I can’t afford those new Lithographic plates I was after, very well then surrender immediately”
Exit Stage left King Urgstan XXXIV and Courtier Beryl, smiling fondly at each other ... I do like happy endings, but that Dear reader is the reason Scene 2 has been deleted [:'(]
The above amateur (very) production was sponsored by the ‘Outer Mongolian Peoples Daffodil growers Guild’, who not only have a Vested interest but are also shameless publicity seekers, in association with, ‘I really should be doing something else but what the Hell’ incorporated.
The above "Historical" production also brings to mind the rather surprising anomaly that it is as often as not the people who bang on and on with great intensity about historical accuracy and ‘feel’ for the Napoleonic era who are the prime offenders in “Lets Surrender in case something awful happens.” [X(]
So, Eric, Gil, in the new patch can I strongly urge that staggering GP losses are included to cut out the above ‘gamey Surrenders’ and also while you are at it, the wonton cancelling of Alliance/Treaties and Sneak attacks, IMO the PBEM games are being wrecked by these practices, even to the point where you now have to factor in. If I do so and so will someone just cancel Treaty/Surrender/Sneak attack etc.
All the Best
Peter
For any folk out there who may harbour thoughts of taking up a Diplomatic career below is a 1st class example of how NOT to, “Win friends & influence people” [:D]
Eric, Gil, would there be any way for you to introduce in the next patch an Attribute/Upgrade called “Backbone”, designed specifically for the PBEM game where many players are surrendering at the nod of a hat even before a shot is fired in anger or any major land battles have been fought.
In the latest example of this now seeming new craze, a player who had cocked up somewhat alarmingly with his supply system and as a result had suffered quite sever Forage losses in his local armies, just simply surrendered without any land battle having taken place (apart from an unsuccessful siege), only to then proudly proclaim that he would then launch his 300,000 strong army at another player, I hasten to add this is not an isolated case of ‘Gamey’ surrenders which covers many players in several games.
Just for a point of emphasis let’s use a wee bit of creative licence and imagine the following “Historical” scenario.
In the following Epic (? [8|] ) Drama the names have been changed in order to protect the innocent .
Scene 1 (Scene 2 deleted as it may cause embarrassment to the under 5’s)
A Royal court somewhere in Europe c1795
Courtier Fred: “Majesty! Majesty! Great news, the ‘Outer Mongolian Peoples Republic’ has just declared War on us”
King Urgstan XXXIV: “Oh dear, O dear (great wringing of hands and other signs of intense agitation from King) are my newly laid Petunia beds in danger?”
Courtier Beryl: “Well Majesty, there is a vague possibility that if we don’t Surrender immediately the great unwashed hordes of the ‘Outer Mongolian Peoples Republic’ may, just may, not only trample your newly laid Petunia beds, but also waltz off with your collection of (Blush appears on face of Courtier Beryl) Dirty Lithiographs” ... (and yes folks, there is a story there!)
King Urgstan XXXIV: “What! even the ones with you in” ... (see I’m not the only one who can be undiplomatic)
An embarrassed Hush starts to descends on the Court, broken with suberb timing by ..
Courtier Fred: “But Majesty don’t you see this is a Golden opportunity! If we surrender now the Gods on high will automatically grant as several great benefits for our Armed forces.”
King Urgstan XXXIV: “Hmmm, but don’t I have an army to protect my Petunia beds and Dirty Lithographs? (cast apologetic look in direction of Courtier Beryl, who again Blushes, but sweetly this time)
General of the Army Count Onre of Hergaville: “Majesty I must protest, if the army were to actually fight, then their Muskets would get dirty”
Grand Treasurer Skinflint: “Oh! that would never do, we would then have to purchase some Musket polish.
King Urgstan XXXIV: “Ah, and that would mean I can’t afford those new Lithographic plates I was after, very well then surrender immediately”
Exit Stage left King Urgstan XXXIV and Courtier Beryl, smiling fondly at each other ... I do like happy endings, but that Dear reader is the reason Scene 2 has been deleted [:'(]
The above amateur (very) production was sponsored by the ‘Outer Mongolian Peoples Daffodil growers Guild’, who not only have a Vested interest but are also shameless publicity seekers, in association with, ‘I really should be doing something else but what the Hell’ incorporated.
The above "Historical" production also brings to mind the rather surprising anomaly that it is as often as not the people who bang on and on with great intensity about historical accuracy and ‘feel’ for the Napoleonic era who are the prime offenders in “Lets Surrender in case something awful happens.” [X(]
So, Eric, Gil, in the new patch can I strongly urge that staggering GP losses are included to cut out the above ‘gamey Surrenders’ and also while you are at it, the wonton cancelling of Alliance/Treaties and Sneak attacks, IMO the PBEM games are being wrecked by these practices, even to the point where you now have to factor in. If I do so and so will someone just cancel Treaty/Surrender/Sneak attack etc.
All the Best
Peter