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We all know and love our lil'green friend Goblin..he is one heck of a gamer (even if he does not like easy8's, but who could blame him, nobody likes'um when me and Jenny are driving.)

Well for you Mr.Gobrin,

"OLD FRIENDS" a scenario by M4 Jess

This a 2 player scenario only!

Try and take over the world as the lil'meangreenmachine King Goblin, or fight bacK the terror as the "People" lead by the mighty Paster Jess....

Comming later tonight...I just have to fix a couple "lil" things..pun intended...

Paster Jess AKA M4

Two Friends*
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This scenario is a gift to the mighty Goblin!*
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2 player only! HtH-or-PBEM*
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A long time ago in a grass field, two little boys were playing, Eric, and Jesse.
Jesse was a nice little boy, always helping out and finding things to do. Eric
on the other hand was always in trouble, picking his nose at school, building
snot bombs (shot through a vacuum) And beating up little girls.*
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Eric and Jesse were playing "dig" a neat little game where two players race
each other digging up items from the "old days."
Jesse let out a scream,
"Look Eric! I found a bottle its called a Coke" As Jesse was dancing with his new
toy "Thump!" Eric's digging tool found something hard, very hard, Eric and Jess had
never seen such a hard thing.*
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After hours of digging, the two boys starred in wonder "what could this be?'
It looked like two box's, a smaller one sitting on top of a larger one, in the smaller
box there was a very long tube sticking out about 28 feet. "Look Eric, what do you
think the two inverted V's mean?"*
Eric?*
Eric?*
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Years later, Jesse returned home after years and years of study, now a Doctor of
love and the priesthood, along with getting a major in kindness, growth, and leadership.
The "People" came to call Jesse "Pastor Jess" with Pastor Jess's leadership the People
were happy (of course).*
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Then! just as the people were fire'n up their (2,235) grills for Sunday dinner,
"Pastor Jess, you hear that?" "why no honey, hear what?" "wait a sec!" *
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"PASTOR JESS!! PASTOR JESS!!" come the yell, as the three little girls ran
toward Pastor Jess, "Pastor Jess, they slimed our families!", "who slimed your
families?" , "A whole slew of lil'green men! they looked like buggers! , they were
riding on top of some box's and slimed our families!" ,
"THERE WAS FIRE COMING FROM THEIR PEE PEES!"*
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At the same time some 20 miles south, Eric was dancing a jig on top of the
eight slimed family members, "Now wezz gotum, now wezz gotum! , and
ta thunk my ol friend Jesssssseeezzzz is leading the po fools!" *
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The end of the story until later todight!

M4 Jess

>GROAN<

Do I even want to go there? I think Goblins get a bad rap. If you follow my 'Goblin is' lines, you know they are wrongly accused!

Goblin- A Goblin is virtuous;)

Eric and Paster Jess met in the middle of Friendship Bridge, *
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"Eric!" what is it that you want?" , "you my ol friend, hsssssssss ,
hssssss" , "but why?" , "becauzz you did dis to me!" , (Eric takes
off his overcoat) , "Ahhhhhhhhhhhyoooooooo!! , screams Pastor Jess*
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"ERIC!" , "I too have built an army, an army of the people!" , "If you dare
cross this bridge or any other, the People will destory you!" , "and because
of your smell and slime, from this day forward you shall be known as "GOBLIN!"*

This scenario does not work playing the computer!

Here is the scenario....

"OLD FRIENDS" (or Goblin takes a ride)

The battle starts as Goblin and his scum attack poor city people.

I'll have to wait for Goblin to challange me to fight him this war:D

M4 Jess aka Pastor Jess

enjoy

Thanks Jess!:) I think....

When Bernie's done moving, I will see if he wants to try it with me.

Enough delaying your turn! Get it on!:D

Goblin- A Goblin thinks one M4 is O.K.

Now how many times do I have to tell you to play nicely! Mr M4 you need to keep your rolling flaming coffin's on your side of the river and Mr Goblin you need to keep your slimely little Hetzers on your side of the river and play nicely. Other wise in two weeks Herr Doom is going to bomb your bridge and naplam your citys to get you to behave. [in other words I am challanging you both, I may not win but I will get you two to behave!]

Don! If its okay with Goblin I will join forces with him on the "green" side of the river! (M4's evil twin, if you will)

what you think ol'lil'green one?

Jess

Don, oh Don, how could you turn so quickly?

I'll team up with you Jess. The Doominator has slapped our faces with the gauntlet of challange, and I can do naught else.

Be forewarned, oh most untrustworthy Doom Doctor, that we will fight tyranny in the trees, on the hills, -- you get the idea.

We will fight for our right to fight! You cannot keep us from killing eachother's armor, or infantry, or artillery, so in the spirit of warfare, we will-- is this dragging on and on?

Goblin- A Goblin spouts rhetoric:)

Don!

the battle stage is set! Are you talking about filling the role of Paster Jess" if so, them be some big shoes to fill!

T34Jeff (M4's Evil Twin):mad:

Oh, you might want to post a challange!

T34Jeff

1.] nice map
2.] Date & time after May 23
3.]pick side
4.] M4 interesting names and equipment you have picked for both sides.
5.] 2 on 1 interesting, I am game
6.] Any mod's you want?
7.] ver? I have or will have 7.1 by then.
8.] What time limit per side.
9.] perfer c&c off, but will do "on"
10.] All other are open for comment or dualing at 500 metters.

That is all.
May the God of War take pity on me.

1.) Haven't, and won't look at it yet, don't wanna spoil surprise.
2.) I haven't played alot of two on one, so this will be cool.
3.) 7.1
4.) I will most likely be sitting my kids when we play, and may need little 2 or 3 minute pauses now and again.
5.) C&C off
6.) Ok, I WILL take pity on you!;)

Goblin- A Goblin thinks he is Ares incarnate:mad:

I agree, but I think we should fight this PBEM..the scenario is very large and I can see at least 30 min. per side...

Thought?

Jess AKA T34Jeff

Originally posted by M4 Jess
I agree, but I think we should fight this PBEM..the scenario is very large and I can see at least 30 min. per side...

Thought?

Jess AKA T34Jeff

PBEM?!?! I didn't know you could play three players! It would be better for me.

gOBLIN- a gOBLIN iS gONNA gET dOOM:D

I have posted over on M4's[flaming coffens] post about using a different battle as this one was made for Goblin by M4.

Don is wondering if they can read or just go by the color rings on their 75mm rounds.