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simple question. do you wear band shirts of the bands you like? personally, i have a ton of band shirts, but i have friends that prefer not to wear them. i take pride in collecting particularily outrageous ones.. but i get most of them from rockworldeast

how about you guys... are you a "band shirt kinda guy"?

no

Nah. I love music but I've never been a concert/band shirt wearing type of guy [:D]

I like these guys who really care about what I like to do and wear.... makes me feel loved.[8D]

I haven't worn them since I was @ 20-21 years of age. One memorable T-shirt I did wear around the streets of Perth was from a great Glasgow band called "The Jesus and Mary Chain." One of the T-shirts I happened to buy at one of their concerts consisted of "Jesus F*^k" emblazoned in red letters on a white T-shirt. And yes, the F-word was spelt out in its entirety. I wore it only once as it did offend a handful of older residents. I tried to explain that it was about a Glasgow band but appreciated their feelings also.

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

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No! He's a real boy...[:D]

Out grew that 30 years ago.[:D]

sometimes

I'll wear one around the house but more people than not will tell you that it's not very "cool" to wear them espcially at shows. When I was in my teens and early 20's I did though.

England talks big and then ties the Yanks 1-1.

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Blonde_bingo?

So one blonde calls another blond at 3 a.m.

1st: Is this one, one, one, one?
2nd: No, it's eleven, eleven.
1st: Oh I'm sorry to wake you.
2nd: That's ok, I had to get up anyway, the phone was ringing.

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Blonde_bingo?

So one blonde calls another blond at 3 a.m.

1st: Is this one, one, one, one?
2nd: No, it's eleven, eleven.
1st: Oh I'm sorry to wake you.
2nd: That's ok, I had to get up anyway, the phone was ringing.

LOL! [:D]

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

Sounds like a bot.

Anyway, I don't wear band t-shirts because I can't afford them and they usually become unusable much faster than normal t-shorts.

*sigh* A stupid spambot. I hate those guys.

Anyways, about 1987 I was wearing my Whitesnake/Motley Crue T shirt when I went to my girl friends apartment. I was sitting with her at her table when she looked at me and said, "I hate your T shirt." I got up and walked out and that was the end of our relationship! [:D]

Nowadays, I'm 43 and if my wife says she hates my t shirt I just say "yes Dear". [:D]

Good blonde jokes! I have a true story. Being the foreman at my work in maintenance, I see a lot of the interaction between my supervisor and the office staff. I was with him one day when we went to the main secretary, a blonde named Karen.

Boss: "Karen, we are going to set the clocks for daylight savings time tonight."

Karen: "What are you going to do?"

Boss: "We'll set them ahead 3 hours, wait one hour and set them back 2 hours after that."

Karen: " Why would you want to do that?"

Boss, without missing a beat: "It's because of the space time continuim".

Karen: "We have one of those?"

I am not kidding, she actually said that! We talked about her for days after that.