"Waiting For Stalingrad"
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:27 pm
A parody of "you know what" play by Samuel Beckett
Estragon: Charming game. Inspiring prospects. Let's go.
Vladimir: We can't.
Estragon: Why not?
Vladimir: We're waiting for "Stalingrad".
Estragon: You're sure it was here?
Vladimir: Well, it used to be at "Lock N' Load" Forum, but it might be at Consimworld, or some other forum. We are playing "Wack-A-Mole". It might be dead.
Estragon: It should be here.
Vladimir: He didn't say for sure that it'd come.
Estragon: And if it doesn't come?
Vladimir: We'll come back tomorrow.
Estragon: And then the day after tomorrow.
Vladimir: Possibly.
Estragon: And so on.
Vladimir: The point is-
Estragon: Until it comes.
Vladimir: Youre merciless.
Estragon: Charming game. Inspiring prospects. Let's go.
Vladimir: We can't.
Estragon: Why not?
Vladimir: We're waiting for "Stalingrad".
Estragon: You're sure it was here?
Vladimir: Well, it used to be at "Lock N' Load" Forum, but it might be at Consimworld, or some other forum. We are playing "Wack-A-Mole". It might be dead.
Estragon: It should be here.
Vladimir: He didn't say for sure that it'd come.
Estragon: And if it doesn't come?
Vladimir: We'll come back tomorrow.
Estragon: And then the day after tomorrow.
Vladimir: Possibly.
Estragon: And so on.
Vladimir: The point is-
Estragon: Until it comes.
Vladimir: Youre merciless.