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How to wash a toilet

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up

And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.


4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.


5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean..

Not funny. Cruel joke for animal lovers lovers

If yoo grab a cat by the tail and use spray starch on em, the stiffen and make great Loofah's [X(]

I'll get my coat

PS I iz a cat lover.... don't tell the wife [:D]

Cheers

Jev

LOL...that was funny....I have a cat...a good cat...I am a dog person, I might give it a go.

I laughed till I cried, thanks so much. I needed that laugh today.

People say that it's hard to bathe cats. That is absolutely not true. They are easy to bathe. The only problem is that you get all that hair on your tongue.

I liked #6! [:D]

Not funny [:-]

No - you're correct Anguille - if you don't have a sense of humour it's not funny.

It's a harmless joke - I'm sure CV2 (though I know nothing of him) is not condoning or suggesting people use a cat for cleaning toilets.

It'll be "Nail 'em up I say...nail 'em to the cross" (about 4mins 50secs in) for comedians next!!

There is nothing funny about the torture of animals.
 
Anyone who claims to find "humour" in such a topic has serious problems.

ORIGINAL: JudgeDredd

No - you're correct Anguille - if you don't have a sense of humour it's not funny.

It's a harmless joke - I'm sure CV2 (though I know nothing of him) is not condoning or suggesting people use a cat for cleaning toilets.

I am not suggesting that CV2 is supporting that. I have a very good sense of humour, including "humour noir"...i think however that it's not possible to make fun with some things like: racism, handicaped persons or torturing animals for instance. That's my point of view.

Cheers

Oh - I'm sorry. I must've missed it...right - who's tortured animals in here??? Come on...own up?

seriously...get a life

To be clear - this (and the like) is wrong

What CV2 has done is not wrong. You just need to have a look under the sofa for your sense of humour. And if you don't mind, I won't bother taking on board your analysis of my mental state

ORIGINAL: JudgeDredd
To be clear - this (and the like) is wrong

Well...that is more than wrong, it's sick. We agree [;)]

PS: any chance you love Big Country or Justin Currie?

Women in my office told me their cats are more like that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q

I was a big fan of Big Country in the '80s and '90s - I don't really listen to much music now and if I do, it's normally '70s or '80s stuff

ORIGINAL: JudgeDredd

It's a harmless joke - I'm sure CV2 (though I know nothing of him) is not condoning or suggesting people use a cat for cleaning toilets.

Actually I learned 2 things about cleaning the toilet with this method. Firstly, don't try it a 2nd time with a cat with claws. Secondly, don't use kittens because they disappear in the rinse.

ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

I liked #6! [:D]

4 was my favorite [:D]

ORIGINAL: Zap

Not funny. Cruel joke for animal lovers lovers

You are correct. No animal lover could ever find any humor in this. Glad I'm not one. Raised on a farm. Brother is a veterinarian.

1964-75 Queenie [Kabee] (dog) (11 years old died of cancer)
1972-94 Snoopy [Snoop Kee] (cat) (22 years old died of old age)
1980-99 Serenia [Ugly] (cat) (19 years old died of old age)
1985-88 Lulu [Fat Cat] (cat) (7 years old, was 4 when we get her dying of feline leukemia)
1986-95 Midnight (cat) (9 years old went missing after White Kitty died - assume he couldn't live with himself anymore)
1988-99 Missy [Missle] (dog) (11 years old died of cancer)
1990-95 White Kitty (cat) (8 years old, was 2 when we got her killed by neighbors dog)
1991-07 Trouble (dog) (16 years old died of natural causes)
1996-02 Spot (cat) (10 years old, was 4 when we got her died of kidney failure)
1995-09 Blackie (cat) (14 years old died of cancer)
2003-xx Velcore [Scat Cat] (7 years old still alive)
2008-xx Lexicon ["L.T." Little Trouble] (dog) (2 years old still alive)

Also intermingled in there have been various canaries, finches, fish, turtles, a fox, and a raccoon (got from a local game warden and kept for 3 years).

Good thing I hate animals so I can find stories like this funny [;)]

Great way to get the fleas off it too !

I love cats.

I just can't finish a whole one.