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Posted: **Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:13 pm**

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that
was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the
younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace.
Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, did not respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

The older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you."

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.

Again, there was no response.

Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said
gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader
or I will open fire!"

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, "You probably don't want
to do that! I really think that will make him mad."

"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened
fire.

There was a huge explosion.

A massive fireball roared towards him and blew the younger alien off his
feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 metres away in a
cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused
his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the
older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn
near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend
and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic
travels, you never screw with a guy who can loop his penis over his
shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear".

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:34 am**

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Posted: **Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:44 am**

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Posted: **Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:45 am**

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Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:51 am**

ORIGINAL: Panama

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that
was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the
younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace.
Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, did not respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

The older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you."

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.

Again, there was no response.

Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said
gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader
or I will open fire!"

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, "You probably don't want
to do that! I really think that will make him mad."

"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened
fire.

There was a huge explosion.

A massive fireball roared towards him and blew the younger alien off his
feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 metres away in a
cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused
his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the
older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn
near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend
and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic
travels, you never screw with a guy who can loop his penis over his
shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear".

OH SNAP!!!! [:D][:D][:D][:D]

Posted: **Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:17 am**

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Posted: **Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:31 pm**

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Posted: **Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:24 am**

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Posted: **Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:42 am**

Great Story Panama[:'(]

Posted: **Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:03 pm**

if aliens attacked earth we'd be so screwed. lol

Posted: **Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:46 am**

Alliens exist for sure but I don't believe they have ever come to our Earth

Posted: **Fri Mar 07, 2014 7:31 pm**

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Posted: **Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:46 pm**

Panama it's a good own. Long and tasty [:D]

Posted: **Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:10 pm**

ORIGINAL: jonasnarvas

Alliens exist for sure but I don't believe they have ever come to our Earth

You've never read the files or seen the documentaries of Roswell then have you?

Posted: **Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:00 am**

Aliewnsss; (smoke some pipe sometimes times..times..

Posted: **Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:43 am**

ORIGINAL: jonasnarvas

Alliens exist for sure but I don't believe they have ever come to our Earth

Argue it out with this guy when you meet him..

-
Jesus said- "I know where I came from and where I am going, but you have no idea where I come from or where I am going....you are of this world, I am not of this world...though you do not believe me, believe the miracles.." (Bible:John 8:14/ 8:23/10:38/Matt 13:35)

Posted: **Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:13 am**

Then we are the real aliens. We're just visiting. This Universe, He owns.

Posted: **Sun Dec 24, 2017 12:02 am**

Alien spaceships-

1952 UFOs Over Washington DC Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh3FmacQxjo

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:13 am**

Then we are the real aliens. We're just visiting. This Universe, He owns.

[&o]

Posted: **Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:21 pm**

Somebody said aliens, she thought they said illegal aliens and signed up.

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