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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:23 pm
by ilovestrategy
I just saw that movie today on DVD for the first time in years. That movie is so full of win. My favorite part is when Arthur runs away from the rabbit and exclaims "Jesus Christ"!
I'm laughing now just thinking about it. [:D]
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:52 am
by SLAAKMAN
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:01 am
by ilovestrategy
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:24 pm
by sullafelix
"It's not a question about how he grips it"[:D]
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:17 am
by e_barkmann
a moose once bit my sister....
no, realli.....
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:41 am
by JamesM
Is it an African or European Swallow?
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:10 am
by ilovestrategy
Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:27 pm
by mbar
"strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."
"I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away"
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:02 am
by jerry05032111
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:07 am
by redcoat
Mrs Bun: Have you got anything without Spam?
Waitress: Well, Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it.
Mrs Bun: I don't want any Spam!
Mr Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, Spam, and sausage?
Mrs Bun: That's got Spam in it!
Mr Bun: Not as much as Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam,
Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, Spam and sausage, without the Spam?
Waitress: Bleurgh!
Mrs. Bun: What do you mean "Ugh?" I don't like Spam!
Vikings: [singing] Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam... Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:21 am
by JamesM
ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy
Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?
Well yes, they do float and are transported by currents on the oceans. I may be carried by one very very big bird!
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:38 am
by sprior
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:48 pm
by Jeeves
If Richard Wagner were alive today, he might write an ode to spam entitled "Die Meisterspammer von PeeCeeBurg"...
The triumphant climax might be "Spamalot" in which the penultimate lines declaim :
I Spamalot, Spamalot! For me there is no cure, of that I am quite sure!
I Spamalot, Spamalot! There is no certain way, to quell me so I say!
Lonnie Courtney Clay
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:37 pm
by martok
ORIGINAL: redcoat
Mrs Bun: Have you got anything without Spam?
Waitress: Well, Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it.
Mrs Bun: I don't want any Spam!
Mr Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, Spam, and sausage?
Mrs Bun: That's got Spam in it!
Mr Bun: Not as much as Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam,
Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, Spam and sausage, without the Spam?
Waitress: Bleurgh!
Mrs. Bun: What do you mean "Ugh?" I don't like Spam!
Vikings: [singing] Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam... Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o
LOL. Brilliant (and most appropriate) response,
redcoat. [8D]
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:59 pm
by ilovestrategy
It's only a model.
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:02 pm
by mbar
shhh
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:56 am
by morvwilson
What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:36 am
by parusski
"Bring out your dead, bring out your dead"
"Here's one..."
"I'm not dead"..
"He says he's not dead"
"Yes he is".
"I'm not"
..
"Well he will be soon".
...
"I'm getting better"
"No, you're not--you'll be stone dead in a moment"...
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:14 am
by ilovestrategy
What's your favorite colour?
Blue. No! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
RE: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:30 am
by parusski
Arthur "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left".
BLACK KNIGHT "Yes I have".
ARTHUR "Look".
BLACK KNIGHT "Just a flesh wound".
I can do this all day.