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Of course,

I still around here for my game with Ed , a nice guy.

Could'nt believe he was housing with creeps like you:)

Linda

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Ed? Really? Like Mr. Ed? You have a talking horse in your head, "Japan"?

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

If you spell "Chuck Norris" in Scrabble, you win.  Forever.

Gentlemen,

On second sight,

I guess this ain't the place for me.

I will uphold my word and game versus Mr.Ed.

But that creep here:)

I cannot say , I will recomend it:)

Txs,

Linda.

A horse is a horse o'course.

"What are you doing with that gun, Wilbuuuur?"

BLAM!

"Stop gabbin' and get me some oats!"

Fuck all your credits.

Ed and I will play!

OK, ED

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

In the average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

In the average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

The kitchen is worse. I think being offed with a piece of toast would be the most undignified.

Nah. Being somehow strangled by your Grandmother's lace drinkholder doily would be rather a bigger disappointment.

The bathroom opens up all sorts of appliance-based homicides. Like in Schwarzenneger's Commando-the prospects for appliance-based demise at the hands of Chuck Norris would inevitably lead to some one-liners. When Chuck Norris offed you with a curling iron, he would tell you to, "Let off some steam, Chickenboy" or some such. [:D]

If he had to kill you the kitchen is a lot better. Lots of chicken-based puns to be made there.

Helmut-  Who is this ED you speak of?   

ORIGINAL: jeffk3510

Helmut-  Who is this ED you speak of?   

There is no ED I think, just fabrication of the truth, or a figment of someone's small imagination.

ORIGINAL: Linda

Fuck all your credits.

Ed and I will play!

OK, ED

Japan's pathetic and desperate pleas for attention are becoming...... more pathetic and desperate. [8|]

Boston really took it to Vancouver in Game 7 last night, didn't they? [:)]

ORIGINAL: USS America

Boston really took it to Vancouver in Game 7 last night, didn't they? [:)]

Only because Chuck Norris let them! [:D]

ORIGINAL: Smeulders

If he had to kill you the kitchen is a lot better. Lots of chicken-based puns to be made there.

I would 'bawk' at letting that happen to me in the kitchen. Get it, BAWK! [:D]