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Where's the bloody patch?

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:08 pm
by dorjun driver
OK. It’s been three (3) whole days and not a single patch? Come on! michaelm over on the WitP:AE board delivers a beta patch every morning before he brushes his teeth! Jeeze…

Seriously, you folks have done a tremendous job.

RE: Where's the bloody patch?

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:32 pm
by parusski

RE: Where's the bloody patch?

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:35 pm
by gogol
that is what happen when a game is well polished at release with respect of customers :
no patch needed !!

RE: Where's the bloody patch?

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:43 pm
by papajack
Only some greedy rotten company that published half bake games need a patch that fast

RE: Where's the bloody patch?

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:15 pm
by dorjun driver
Yeah, I'm with me too.

"No patch needed"?  Obviously you're not a golfer.

"...patch that fast"?  Who said anything about fast? It's been three days!

RE: Where's the bloody patch?

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:08 am
by Razz1
patches always arrive when they are needed.

RE: Where's the bloody patch?

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:30 am
by dorjun driver
ORIGINAL: Razz

patches always arrive when they are needed.

You're not a golfer either, are you?[:'(]

RE: Where's the bloody patch?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 7:22 pm
by Hex
Magicka is much better game, since that one had 24 patches already!

You guys do know I'm joking, right? [:D]

RE: Where's the bloody patch?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 7:28 pm
by Apollo1967
For a second I thought I was back on the WoT forum...[:'(]

RE: Where's the bloody patch?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 7:35 pm
by dorjun driver
ORIGINAL: Hex

Magicka is much better game, since that one had 24 patches already!

You guys do know I'm joking, right? [:D]

As Terminus would say, "No."

Ah crap. I just used up my monthly syllable allotment...

RE: Where's the bloody patch?

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:31 am
by Greybriar
What is so wrong with the game that it needs a patch? I haven't encountered any bugs that I am aware of. [&:]

RE: Where's the bloody patch?

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:39 am
by dorjun driver
ORIGINAL: Greybriar

What is so wrong with the game that it needs a patch? I haven't encountered any bugs that I am aware of. [&:]

Just a matter of time Grasshopper, just a matter of time. Obviously you're not playing hard enough. And besides, patches give something for those layabout developers to do on their off-time. Bloody bums.

RE: Where's the bloody patch?

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:07 am
by jomni
The game is not as detailed and not as historical so nothing much to nitpick. :)
That's the beauty of simple games as opposed to monster games.

RE: Where's the bloody patch?

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:33 am
by dorjun driver
Well, what happens when a game comes down the pike that's simply monstrous?  Hm?  Hm?!  What then?  I really  want to know.  Come on, what then?[:'(]

Besides, there's nothing so insignificant that doesn't have a nit worth picking.  Hence, nitpicking.  Yeah, I know, it won't heal &c, &c, &c.