The little emporer that...could not...
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:44 pm
Hello all,
First off would like to thank Erik and all of CodeForce for a wonderful game. I work at (Name omitted) video game store and own a lot of games...and this one is nowhere on the radar but I tell people about it all the time. Any game that can pull someone away from all the incredible titles that have come out this year and keep me from playing any of them deserves a freaking award. Oh and Woodman I just have to say that your contributions to Distant Worlds have made the game richer and more enjoyable and you deserve every bit of credit you get. Now then while this is my second post on the forums I have actually been playing for a long while. I must say you all are great and bust me up half the time. Reading this forum is almost as good as playing the game itself. So I come to you with this...
I am playing Legends and I started the game as the Humans...played and noticed that the Zenox were completing all the wonders in the universe. Then I run into them...68 colonies to my 22...Holy cow [X(] How did they do that!? So I start a new game this time with the Quameno...I will show those dirty stuck up rodents what Turtle power can do...well that is what I told myself until like clockwork..."Zenox have the Bakuras High Speed Ship yard" and when I run into them...GREAT GRAVY...72 colonies to my 27...oooookay I tell myself...time to test something...
SO...I go and start a game as the Zenox...and I immediately throw my scientists into a locked air tight super sekreet laboratory and tell them there is only 12 hours of oxygen in the room and if they want that door opened they better get me Accelerated Construction before they all turn as blue as a blushing Securan on her first date...So I throw some cash in the room to crash course and motivate them and off they go [&o]...
Now fast forward and I hear a knock...open the door to be met by a wave of stale air but the relieved faces of my scientists...they have it
...YES! I tell my engineers to build it...IT WILL BE MINE! FINALLY IT WILL BE...wha? What do you mean the Quamenos have just built it...like 20 seconds after I told you to build it...is that what you are telling me?
*Fires his desinto ray 2000 at the engineer and watches him fade into a nice crimson haze*
Ok so...must have been a fluke right...restart...repeat...FIVE TIMES...five more engineers
all same result...I complete the research and it is always already built by another empire...I have my home system on the highest quality and all the others on normal...I should be WINNING! *Grabs his advisor and pounds him against the wall* I SHOULD BE WINNING! DADDY TOLD ME I AM A WINNER! AM I NOT THE SUPREME MASTER OF THE ZENOX[:@]? I WANT MY SHIP YARD!!!! *Pant pant* *Composes self and lets the advisor's limp body slip from his fingers then takes a sip of water* Now I am not a unreasonable Grand Techno-wizard of the Zenox Technocracy...I really am not...but could someone please tell me that they HAVE been able to get the Bakuras High Speed Ship Yard so I can at least feel better about myself...
Oh and if someone tries to slip me one of MartialDoctor's chill pills I will kill...I will...whoa...I am feeling really good and...*Looks down at his water* Oh man...who slipped the pill in my drink? Woodman? Data? I just wanted an answer to my...*Slips into a coma*
First off would like to thank Erik and all of CodeForce for a wonderful game. I work at (Name omitted) video game store and own a lot of games...and this one is nowhere on the radar but I tell people about it all the time. Any game that can pull someone away from all the incredible titles that have come out this year and keep me from playing any of them deserves a freaking award. Oh and Woodman I just have to say that your contributions to Distant Worlds have made the game richer and more enjoyable and you deserve every bit of credit you get. Now then while this is my second post on the forums I have actually been playing for a long while. I must say you all are great and bust me up half the time. Reading this forum is almost as good as playing the game itself. So I come to you with this...
I am playing Legends and I started the game as the Humans...played and noticed that the Zenox were completing all the wonders in the universe. Then I run into them...68 colonies to my 22...Holy cow [X(] How did they do that!? So I start a new game this time with the Quameno...I will show those dirty stuck up rodents what Turtle power can do...well that is what I told myself until like clockwork..."Zenox have the Bakuras High Speed Ship yard" and when I run into them...GREAT GRAVY...72 colonies to my 27...oooookay I tell myself...time to test something...
SO...I go and start a game as the Zenox...and I immediately throw my scientists into a locked air tight super sekreet laboratory and tell them there is only 12 hours of oxygen in the room and if they want that door opened they better get me Accelerated Construction before they all turn as blue as a blushing Securan on her first date...So I throw some cash in the room to crash course and motivate them and off they go [&o]...
Now fast forward and I hear a knock...open the door to be met by a wave of stale air but the relieved faces of my scientists...they have it


Ok so...must have been a fluke right...restart...repeat...FIVE TIMES...five more engineers

Oh and if someone tries to slip me one of MartialDoctor's chill pills I will kill...I will...whoa...I am feeling really good and...*Looks down at his water* Oh man...who slipped the pill in my drink? Woodman? Data? I just wanted an answer to my...*Slips into a coma*