OT Dating 101 for those new to the scene..
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:24 am
Well, I have debated LONG and HARD over posting this story.......but I figure most of the guys on here have a terrific sense of humor and may have some similar stories. And hey! If I can't laugh at myself then life has gotten really bad.
Any way, I am 43. Been separated for 14 months. Awaiting Jan to roll around to finalize things for tax purposes. I started dating again a little while back. I have dated women from ages 29 to 50. I have learned that it's not the same as it was 20 years ago. The internet has turned everything into a commodity, even dates. Men are now in demand, and you don't have to be a model to score the hot ones. You just have to be confident, caring, and a great listener.
Now on to the story that sparked this thread. I had been seeing a girl that lives a little farther away. She's 34, red head, curvy, and very adventurous. One night while talking on the phone she asks if I missed her. And I said yes of course, even though it had been like 2 days since I seen her. So she proceeds to send me a naughty pic. Then another....and more. I thanked her of course. She then asked where her pic was. I said what pic? And she said, "you know, a pic of (it)". So I thought about it and said that I might before going to bed. So before bed, I grab the digital camera and get a "tin type" made of Private Johnson. Go to the computer and mail it off. I figure if she shows it to anyone, I have plausible deniability since my face is not in the pic. Hell it could be Brett Farve for all anyone else knows. The next morning I get my wake up call from my angel of the minute and I ask her how she liked Pvt Johnsons pic. She replies "What pic?" And I explained how I had sent it, and she denied receiving it. I was puzzled at first. But then as I logged onto google I had gotten a reply from a long time WITP/AE opponent that said the following..."I think your email was meant for one of your lady friends. Unless its some ploy to throw of the Japanese invaders. In which case they are still laughing." I was horrified....a million excuses ran through my mind....Virus! No Hacked! Wasn't me! But then I just figured I'm too old to lie. And I wrote back apologizing.....telling him not to feel the need to reciprocate. Seen one seen them all, and I am just glad I don't email my mother on a regular basis.
Anyway, hope people see the humor in this and maybe we can get some other stories????
PS Eharmony is nothing but a Meat Market!! lol
Any way, I am 43. Been separated for 14 months. Awaiting Jan to roll around to finalize things for tax purposes. I started dating again a little while back. I have dated women from ages 29 to 50. I have learned that it's not the same as it was 20 years ago. The internet has turned everything into a commodity, even dates. Men are now in demand, and you don't have to be a model to score the hot ones. You just have to be confident, caring, and a great listener.
Now on to the story that sparked this thread. I had been seeing a girl that lives a little farther away. She's 34, red head, curvy, and very adventurous. One night while talking on the phone she asks if I missed her. And I said yes of course, even though it had been like 2 days since I seen her. So she proceeds to send me a naughty pic. Then another....and more. I thanked her of course. She then asked where her pic was. I said what pic? And she said, "you know, a pic of (it)". So I thought about it and said that I might before going to bed. So before bed, I grab the digital camera and get a "tin type" made of Private Johnson. Go to the computer and mail it off. I figure if she shows it to anyone, I have plausible deniability since my face is not in the pic. Hell it could be Brett Farve for all anyone else knows. The next morning I get my wake up call from my angel of the minute and I ask her how she liked Pvt Johnsons pic. She replies "What pic?" And I explained how I had sent it, and she denied receiving it. I was puzzled at first. But then as I logged onto google I had gotten a reply from a long time WITP/AE opponent that said the following..."I think your email was meant for one of your lady friends. Unless its some ploy to throw of the Japanese invaders. In which case they are still laughing." I was horrified....a million excuses ran through my mind....Virus! No Hacked! Wasn't me! But then I just figured I'm too old to lie. And I wrote back apologizing.....telling him not to feel the need to reciprocate. Seen one seen them all, and I am just glad I don't email my mother on a regular basis.
Anyway, hope people see the humor in this and maybe we can get some other stories????
PS Eharmony is nothing but a Meat Market!! lol
