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My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:10 pm
by parusski
I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????



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RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:14 pm
by nate25
The best way to help her would be to get down on the floor directly behind her.

So you can, uhhh, see what she's seeing.[:D]

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:16 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: nate25

The best way to help her would be to get down on the floor directly behind her.

So you can, uhhh, see what she's seeing.[:D]

Okay, okay. I can see that. But I need more suggestions.

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:19 pm
by nate25
Ok, how old is she? [:'(]

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:19 pm
by parusski
Just turned 21.

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:23 pm
by nate25
O K.

NOW we can make a plan to "help" her.

What she really needs is some wine to relax her frustrations. From messing with the system that is.

So get that bottle of wine I know you got in the apt.

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:24 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: nate25

O K.

NOW we can make a plan to "help" her.

What she really needs is some wine to relax her frustrations. From messing with the system that is.

So get that bottle of wine I know you got in the apt.

Okay. I could do that. Should I pour the wine over the "system"?

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:29 pm
by nate25
No no, this has got to look legit. Trust old Whit on this. I know of what I speak.

You got to grab your wine and go knock. But act like the ES is the only reason you're there. [:D]

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:55 pm
by Prince of Eckmühl
She looks kinda like a dwarf; Mrs. Steiner would not approve.[:-]

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:56 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: Prince of Eckmühl

She looks kinda like a dwarf; Mrs. Steiner would not approve.[:-]

Mrs. WHO??

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:58 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski

I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????



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Warspite1

Well from what I can see there are no lights on any of the electrical gadgets so I suspect its not the entertainment system per se that is at fault.

More likely its the fact that you ignored the restraining order the young lady took out against you, entered her house when she was out, and then shut down her fuse box. You have obviously hidden behind the curtain to take the picture...

Bad Steiner [:-]

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:01 pm
by parusski
More likely its the fact that you ignored the restraining order the young lady took out against you, entered her house when she was out, and then shut down her fuse box. You have obviously hidden behind the curtain to take the picture...

Bad Steiner

Who me? Nah, no dame would ever take out a restraining odour against me.

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:03 pm
by nate25
Parusski, I feel for you.

Nobody is going to let you have your little fantasy.

Sorry bro.

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:05 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: nate25

Parusski, I feel for you.

Nobody is going to let you have your little fantasy.

Sorry bro.

Not to worry youngster, I have a plan for selecting the winner of this thread.

Never forget, all my threads have a chance for some bright person to be a winner.

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:08 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
More likely its the fact that you ignored the restraining order the young lady took out against you, entered her house when she was out, and then shut down her fuse box. You have obviously hidden behind the curtain to take the picture...

Bad Steiner

Who me? Nah, no dame would ever take out a restraining odour against me.
Warspite1

Okaaaay.....

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:08 pm
by nate25
Well then, go knock and tell us what happened.

Don't forget the wine.

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:11 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: nate25

Well then, go knock and tell us what happened.

Don't forget the wine.
Warspite1

natester!!!! don't encourage him to go round.

He won't take wine, that's not his MO. He will take chloryform, handcuffs and of course his trusty balaclava.

LEAVE WELL ALONE STEINER - GO RUSTLE SOME SHEEP OR SOMETHING INSTEAD.

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:19 pm
by nate25
ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: nate25

Well then, go knock and tell us what happened.

Don't forget the wine.
Warspite1

natester!!!! don't encourage him to go round.

He won't take wine, that's not his MO. He will take chloryform, handcuffs and of course his trusty balaclava.

LEAVE WELL ALONE STEINER - GO RUSTLE SOME SHEEP OR SOMETHING INSTEAD.

Nah, Steiner's all right.

We'll leave the handcuffs to you English types.

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:35 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: nate25

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: nate25

Well then, go knock and tell us what happened.

Don't forget the wine.
Warspite1

natester!!!! don't encourage him to go round.

He won't take wine, that's not his MO. He will take chloryform, handcuffs and of course his trusty balaclava.

LEAVE WELL ALONE STEINER - GO RUSTLE SOME SHEEP OR SOMETHING INSTEAD.

We'll leave the handcuffs to you English types.
Warspite1

Wha? What have you been told? It wasn't me I tell you - and it was just a bit of fun. Er would have been if it was me, but it wasn't and I don't know what you mean anyway.....

RE: My neighbor needs help

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:39 pm
by nate25
LOL