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Well he refuses to divulge any information about himself in the "Meet the Forumites" thread. I feel that it is my public duty to inform the rest of the forum about the mystery man himself. Mind you, I have no concrete knowledge of the man as that would involve serious research at the University of Google. However by rereading all of his posts and posts that many others have made about him I have been able to "take measure" of the man and feel confident that I can present him to the rest of the forum as he really is.

Name: Canoe Dan Rebel. This is actually his name as it shows up on his birth records.
Age: Old enough to be solicited by AARP on a regular basis.
Job: Full colonel, 24th Georgia, Wofford's brigade, McLaw's division, Longstreet's corps, Army of Northern Virginia. (just humor him and play along with this...)
Residence:If we have to tell you, you really don't need to know.
Family: Dunno, wife maybe, GF, perhaps some kids, do we really care? Probably just an old bloodhound.
Education:North Georgia Dental and Phrenology institute.
Work:Some sort of magazine that only retired Civil War veterans and North Georgia hillbillys read. http://www.georgiahistory.ws/
Favorite Quote: "If nobody replies to this, I will be most embarrassed." (Seriously, the guy says this about a thousand times every day.)
Reading:"The writings and affirmations of Stuart Smalley." Abridged version.

[;)]

Informative.[;)]

I am, as always, just trying to be helpful.....

Well being he is from North Georgia ... it is also understandable why he works in the dental field, having only three teeth remaining after the childhood consumption of Moon Pies and RC Cola.

I was going to add a comment about his familial relations but thought the better of it [;)]

I heard he is 80 years old and likes wearing womens underwear.

ORIGINAL: Miller

I heard he is 80 years old and likes wearing womens underwear.

Nah can't be...he's not a lumberjack.

I was also led to believe he has a full size statue of JEB Stuart (and his horse) in his back yard. Also, he is quite distinguished phrenologist. Also also, didn't he receive a field promotion from Longstreet after the mysterious and never resolved death of General Wolford and is now in command of Rebel's brigade (former Wolford's brigade)?

You GUYS! Made me spew my tea just now...

Give the man credit. He has at least FOUR teeth!

I actually have all the required information on my good friend and former opponent but will not out him until he outs himself!

BBW you have it all wrong the statue is of Lee, Jackson and Stuart.  It resides in front of the house.  Behind the house and the tool shed resides the still.

...and the out house...it is filled with Civil War Times, Civil War Illustrated, and other sorts of appropriate reading material...

ORIGINAL: tocaff

BBW you have it all wrong the statue is of Lee, Jackson and Stuart.  It resides in front of the house.  Behind the house and the tool shed resides the still.

What, no horses? I was lied to [:@]

Also, good catch on the still, man makes his own version of Southern Comfort. Janis Joplin tried it once.On October 4, 1970.

ORIGINAL: BigBadWolf

ORIGINAL: tocaff

BBW you have it all wrong the statue is of Lee, Jackson and Stuart.  It resides in front of the house.  Behind the house and the tool shed resides the still.

What, no horses? I was lied to [:@]

Also, good catch on the still, man makes his own version of Southern Comfort. Janis Joplin tried it once.On October 4, 1970.

No horse, folks from North Georgia, were (are) too poor to own either horses or slaves. Perhaps an old mule..

I assure you that when Canoerebel led his regiment into the Peach Orchard at Gettysburg, he was on foot..probably wearing boots that he took off a dead Yankee.

ORIGINAL: John 3rd

...and the out house...it is filled with Civil War Times, Civil War Illustrated, and other sorts of appropriate reading material...

Being from North Georgia...they're probably picture books.[;)]

..well I did say ILLUSTRATED! [:'(]

As to those boots, I'd wager they are of two different sizes...

ORIGINAL: crsutton

Name: Canoe Dan Rebel. This is actually his name as it shows up on his birth records.

His mother liked to keep to the straight and narrow . . .

He may not be able to reply to this thread until Monday as I understand he has weekend duty up on the Tennessee border near Chattanooga. He needs to keep those damn Northerns from Tennessee out of the South. [:D]

ORIGINAL: Bullwinkle58

ORIGINAL: crsutton

Name: Canoe Dan Rebel. This is actually his name as it shows up on his birth records.

His mother liked to keep to the straight and narrow . . .

You shouldn't talk about the family tree that way.

ORIGINAL: treespider

ORIGINAL: Bullwinkle58

ORIGINAL: crsutton

Name: Canoe Dan Rebel. This is actually his name as it shows up on his birth records.

His mother liked to keep to the straight and narrow . . .

You shouldn't talk about the family tree that way.

And CANOES are MADE from TREES!!!

Thus bringing it full circle.[:'(]

The real canoerebel

could this be our first honest clue?!