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Sherman Sushi-thon! Jess (USA) vs Bernie (JA)
Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2002 7:14 am
by Bernie
:cut to commercial:
It slices!
It dices!
It cuts through a Sherman column like a chainsaw through bamboo!
Bernie's "Ginsu Brigade" is on the move and headed towards Jess' front lines!
Wait! That's not all!
Act now and you too can enjoy the thrill of victory as you follow along with Bernie's forces while they mutilate, mangle and maraud over anything with an "M" in front of it!
See them perform intricate origami with Jess' well laid plans!
Watch them as they peel back layer after layer of his command until only Jess remains...screeching like a frustrated geisha!
It's February, 1944, somewhere in the Pacific and YOU ARE THERE!
Stay tuned for further news and bulletins!
Now, back to our program...
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 3:31 am
by M4Jess
Got the correct files! hope to have to you tonight!
Japs....I hate japs.....
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 4:36 am
by Bernie
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 5:22 am
by M4Jess
Now come take your meds!
M4 Jess~Jap Killer
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 3:39 am
by M4Jess
ahhh lilhungsan...............
your men run like little meeses from Sylvestersan..
Rangers hate meeses to pieces....
Little yellow men come out to play soon??
M4 Jess~san~killa
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 5:45 am
by Supervisor
BANZI!!!!!!:D
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 6:59 am
by Bernie
Originally posted by M4 Jess
ahhh lilhungsan...............
your men run like little meeses from Sylvestersan..
Rangers hate meeses to pieces....
Little yellow men come out to play soon??
M4 Jess~san~killa
Ah Jess... Soon you will have a Lone Ranger...
Not only have I come to play, I've brought some toys with me. I hope you didn't mind those 150mm riceballs I tossed your way.
Oh, hey look! The fleet's in... Here comes my navy.
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 7:02 am
by Bernie
Originally posted by gmenfan
BANZI!!!!!!:D
You said it Mr. Moderatorsan! My guys will not fail...they CAN'T fail... Heck, they can't even retreat, I put their retreat hex behind Jess' lines.
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 3:10 am
by M4Jess
Dang it...the entire Japanese Navy is comming up the river!
I guess Ill send my M10 TDs their way...now mind you..I love the M4..but M10s have their place;)
Lots of shot fired...main loss was a M5 that went hog wild "Smoky and the Bandit" style....almost made it too!
Back to Bernie....
M4 Jess~Going Fishing~:mad:
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 4:49 am
by Bernie
Originally posted by M4 Jess
Dang it...the entire Japanese Navy is comming up the river!
I guess Ill send my M10 TDs their way...now mind you..I love the M4..but M10s have their place;)
Lots of shot fired...main loss was a M5 that went hog wild "Smoky and the Bandit" style....almost made it too!
Back to Bernie....
M4 Jess~Going Fishing~:mad:
Yes indeed, M10's have their place... With that open cupola of theirs they make great artillery catchers.
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2002 2:49 am
by M4Jess
what does it take to sink those **** boats!
not much action..I took the middle VH area..thats about it
M4 Jess~
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2002 6:07 am
by Bernie
Originally posted by M4 Jess
what does it take to sink those **** boats!
not much action..I took the middle VH area..thats about it
M4 Jess~
You mean our innocent fishing fleet? You must understand Jess-san, they are very durable little boats. Cheap too.
And they do such a wonderful job of absorbing shells that an opponent can quickly run out of ammo shooting at them, leaving him helpless when our troops move in.
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2002 4:24 pm
by M4Jess
Bernie~san is using american made tanks!:mad: go figure...
anyways..I took and hold the north bridge;)
I hold most VHs..
dead japs everywhere...
M4 Jess~;)
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2002 6:25 am
by Bernie
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2002 3:28 am
by M4Jess
Reinforcemennts!!!........ummm reinforments???
dang it...
RE-IN-FORCE-MENTS????
whats that???
I want some....please.....
Daddys comming B-man...oh yes...Daddys comming!:mad:
M4 Jess~Jap~san~Killa~san:mad:
Heres the turn Bernie..LOOK DOWN!
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 3:54 am
by Bernie
Originally posted by M4 Jess
Reinforcemennts!!!........ummm reinforments???
dang it... RE-IN-FORCE-MENTS????
whats that???
I want some....please.....
Daddys comming B-man...oh yes...Daddys comming!:mad:
M4 Jess~Jap~san~Killa~san:mad:
Heres the turn Bernie..LOOK DOWN!
Reinforcements? Those are the units you get to buy after the game starts. Like Jagpanters, King Tigers, Wurframen, and Strumtigers.... Which, as an Axis power, I'm entitled to "borrow" from my German allies. Right?
Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2002 8:29 pm
by Bernie
So... Jess-san... Are you giving up?