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As before, I just would like to take the time to thank all of the well-wishers for your gracious comments
concerning my birthday! In addition, for those of you who couldn't attend, as promised, I just
wanted to provide a After Action Report of the party! Enjoy!

My Birthday Bash this year was held on the Starport at Planet Genesis in the Shatoon system.

As you can see, there are many early arrivals, including Shark7's Fleet Flagship. Shark7 has been
contracted to assure delivery of the Ale shipments to the party. He has been paid handsomely and
denoting Igard's cruiser in a parking orbit, the Ale must have arrived safely.

Shark7's Battle Fleet is left to patrol the system.

After the party food and liquor are secured on the station in the storage areas, the party hall
opens, the guests begin to filter in and the party begins....

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Again....Thanks to All for my Birthday wishes

Happy Bday man. That was a great read .

lol Happy Birthday Ed.
Noone from the Galactica attended? Those poor guys, always have to hope for an invitation from someone else.

That was quite the party Ed. A great time was had by all (especially Mr Data). Now I can't wait til next year.

Well, looks like I'm back to having an empty cargo bay again. It was worth it though!

Happy birthday mate. [:)]

BEST-BIRTHDAY-PARTY EVER ^^

Happy birthday Ehsumrell! I wish you health, good fortune and above all a lot of humor during the next year of your life, as is the tradition of my people. Glad you are here with us!

Following the break-up of the party....

On board the Executor class Star Destroyer Royal Sovereign...

A slightly inebriated High Admiral Shark7 returns to the bridge of his command ship. The party had been extraordinary, but the hangover that would greet him in the morning was nothing to look forward too. However, the High Admiral had only one thing on his mind.

"Captain Carlson is my flagship ready?"

"The Royal Sovereign is fully at your command High Admiral Shark7," was the reply.

"I want you to review this security holo cam loop and identify the ship that left the party after the explosion. Captain, I WANT THAT SHIP!"

"As you command High Admiral."

Only a short time passes before the Imperial escort fleet breaks orbit and enters hyperspace.

No one from the party noticed the 300 probe droids that were launched slightly before the fleet went to lightspeed...
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It is a manner of honor you know. [:D]

Absolutely fantastic and tasteful!!! Merry Birthday! Oops, did I say something wrong agai...

[Sounds of phaser fire]

ORIGINAL: Shark7

"I want you to review this security holo cam loop and identify the ship that left the party after the explosion. Captain, I WANT THAT SHIP!"

"As you command High Admiral."

It is a manner of honor you know. [:D]

As I sit on the bridge of my fleet flagship, the Battle Cruiser SWS Tension, I finish reading
the security report just handed to me by my personal guard River Tam....

DAMN....somehow, I'd bet every ounce of the Briar Patch's Hydrogen that DATA is behind all this! NAVIGATOR, plot a course for Romulus, warp speed!
I need to check on how Centurion Igard is holding up through all this!

SCIENCE OFFICER....start scanning for POSITRONIC residue in any warp trails we come across.

COMMUNICATIONS.....immediately forward this security report to High Admiral Shark7 on-board
his Executor Class Star Destroyer Royal Sovereign. This is a matter of honor to him you know!

ENGAGE!

Happy birthday, Ed...as usual, quite the entertaining son'a. Something doesn't sound right about that, hmm

ORIGINAL: Data

Happy birthday, Ed...as usual, quite the entertaining son'a. Something doesn't sound right about that, hmm

Thanks DATA! Glad you enjoyed yourself!

By the way....exactly WHAT were you doing at my party Monday night between time indexes 145.10 to
say 160.00? Just curious! [&:]

Admiral Shark7 will probably ask you this as well when he sees you. I'd advise having a concrete
alibi....just some advice!
[8|]

Happy Birthday you son'a.  [:)]
 
Sorry I was a bit late but I forgot where I left my incense. 
 
I'm a bit surprised not to hear any reports of face stretching, what's up with that anyway?

ORIGINAL: feelotraveller

Happy Birthday you son'a.  [:)]

Sorry I was a bit late but I forgot where I left my incense. 

I'm a bit surprised not to hear any reports of face stretching, what's up with that anyway?

As soon as Admiral Shark7 apprehends the culprit who cut my party short, you'll see
some REAL stretching! .

By the way....exactly WHAT were you doing at my party Monday night between time indexes 145.10 to
say 160.00? Just curious!

That time interval is blurry...err, invalid. That's the most "concrete" answer I can muster for the two of you (one of the most terrifying duo in the known universe, btw).

Please consider this as enough
[:D]

*WoodMan arrives fashionably late... no wait... too late* [:D]

Happy birthday ehsumrell and you throw the best parties in the galaxy, well done [:)]

On board the Executor class Star Destroyer Royal Sovereign...

"High Admiral, Star Destroyer Retribution has located a small unmarked freighter in the Horsehead Nebula. Captain of the Retribution is awaiting orders sir."

"Very well Captain," replied High Admiral Shark7. "Tell the Retribution that I want them to board and search that freighter. They are to confiscate nothing...instead they are to place a tracking device inside any cases of Romulan Ale they locate. Then I want them to release the freighter..."

"Sir?" asked Captain Carlson.

"Simple Captain. We will follow those cases of Romulan Ale to their final destination...it is not flaming skull I am after...I want the mastermind behind the theft. I will expunge this blight to my reputation Captain..." a devious smile crosses the High Admiral's face as he dismisses Captain Carlson.

Star Destroyer Retribution preparing to board the small unmarked freighter in the Horsehead Nebula: