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I've had enough of you blokes salivating over my girlfriend. Yes she's a pretty girl and yes she is very, very open minded but that's no excuse for this blatant voyeurism [:'(]

Cheers, Neilster

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

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warspite1

Question for you: Is the young lady in question:

a) Slightly inebriated, or
b) is her right leg shorter than her left?

I think we should be told...

Neither of the above.

Cheers, Neilster

ORIGINAL: Neilster

Neither of the above.

Cheers, Neilster

warspite1

Right thanks...good banter....

Ladies and Gentlemen - The Banter bus has just departed.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Question for you: Is the young lady in question:

a) Slightly inebriated, or
b) is her right leg shorter than her left?

I think we should be told...

Perhaps she's just slipped off the pavement? Or it's a photo taken in the historic hills of Paris, where they built all the best boutiques.

ORIGINAL: Dixie

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Question for you: Is the young lady in question:

a) Slightly inebriated, or
b) is her right leg shorter than her left?

I think we should be told...

Perhaps she's just slipped off the pavement? Or it's a photo taken in the historic hills of Paris, where they built all the best boutiques.

warspite1

Ahh I see, so the more likely options are:

a) her right leg is in the road, and her left leg on the pavement?, or
b) Her left leg is at the foot of a Parisean hill.

Got it.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Dixie

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Question for you: Is the young lady in question:

a) Slightly inebriated, or
b) is her right leg shorter than her left?

I think we should be told...

Perhaps she's just slipped off the pavement? Or it's a photo taken in the historic hills of Paris, where they built all the best boutiques.

warspite1

Ahh I see, so the more likely options are:

a) her right leg is in the road, and her left leg on the pavement?, or
b) Her left leg is at the foot of a Parisean hill.

Got it.

No. You have not have it right. It is the photographer that has a hunched back so he tilted when he took the photo.

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

[X(] STUNNING!

Stunning is indeed the proper word.

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

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Stunning is indeed the proper word.

Frighting is more like it. A beast that eats small children. YUCK!

ORIGINAL: fodder
Frighting is more like it. A beast that eats small children. YUCK!

Sorry? [&:]

Maybe she should be drinking the water, not the Vin ? eh ?

Not nearly enough pictures of her posted to allow a true assessment of her beauty.

Her teeth are awful and she has a double nose. See the double set of nostrils one above the other? She looks a lil flat chested also no meat there. Her eyes are ok. She's just average but not a stunner.
(ducking from all the people from France now).

Rtwfreak,

Her teeth are awful and she has a double nose. See the double set of nostrils one above the other? She looks a lil flat chested also no meat there. Her eyes are ok. She's just average but not a stunner.
(ducking from all the people from France now).

I Lust after her beautiful Vampyric teeth, her innocent eyes, her powerful smile, her gorgeous little nosey, her radiant complexion, her silky smooth hair & her STUNNING bod.


However, in order to promote harmony I offer Rtwfreak his alternative Soulmate instead;

Not nearly enough pictures of her posted to allow a true assessment of her beauty.

I've had enough of you blokes salivating over my girlfriend. Yes she's a pretty girl and yes she is very, very open minded but that's no excuse for this blatant voyeurism

Cheers, Neilster

Here dudes, have a more candid shot of my woman;

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

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warspite1

Question for you: Is the young lady in question:

a) Slightly inebriated, or
b) is her right leg shorter than her left?

I think we should be told...

I think that question pertains to the photographer, not the subject of the photo...

Look close you can see stretch lines where she already popped out a kid so she comes w/ baggage. At the left observe. See?

Threre's also the tell tale v-line where her belly got destroyed w/ a bbabay.

You can have her SLAKKMAN.

Good luck w/ the kid.

I swear that even at age 49, I will be having a wet dream this evening dreaming of her???? First time since I was 13??? LOL! Oh Man, she is gorgeous!!!

THE-MAN-OF-CLUCK,

Look close you can see stretch lines where she already popped out a kid so she comes w/ baggage. At the left observe. See?

Threre's also the tell tale v-line where her belly got destroyed w/ a bbabay.

You can have her SLAKKMAN.

Good luck w/ the kid.

IM THANKFUL WE HAVE THE EGGLAYER HERE TO COUNCIL US WITH HIS EXPERT MATCHMAKING SKILLS. AFTER ALL HE UNDERSTANDS THE NEEDS OF A PETIT FEMME SO BEHOLD THE BEAUTY OF A CHICKEN SPECIAL;