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ORIGINAL: junk2drive

I sit now when doing number 1. Or do you mean number 2 on your list?

ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

1. I am old....er.
2. I drink alot of coffee
3. I like to sit now, when doing number 2 above.
4. I would want free games[:)]
5. I may show up late now, well probley most of the time.[:(]
6. Open Cell phone use....
7. And sleep at my desk.....big desk
8. A desk bigger than Erik's
9. Believe everything on my resume.
10.Last but not least, never ever stress me out and must be home to watch the Big Bang Theory.[:o]

ORIGINAL: parusski


Ahh, a nice break from teaching "those I can't mention" about life.

1. I only communicate via email. I hate face to face interaction. IM requires too much quick thinking too.

2. Self-starters are over rated. I need very detailed instructions.

3. I believe in individualism, meaning I am NOT a team player...leave me the hell alone.

4. If you expect me to work a full eight hours, then you have huge problems. No one "works" 8 hours.

5. I don't think this would be a problem at Matrix, but...women should be in the kitchen or mixing me drinks all day, like in Mad Men.

6. I don't like-anyone.

ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

I would mess around with people's avatars. For example, I would replace Steiner's avatar with a pic of that officer that was after the Iron Cross. [:D]

rogo727 truthfully said

1. I'm from Iowa

titanwarrior89 mumbled:

Parusski, I like your Number 3

ORIGINAL: H Gilmer

Reposted from a fellow Crimson Tider....

I drink beer and eat sausages. I sell smart-ass comments on the commodities market and I train my dog to do stupid tricks. I climb ladders and replace light bulbs, I drive to the grocery store when necessary. I float in the tub. When I'm feeling saucy I smoke a cee-gar. I run like the wind and can sing the Alan O'Day hit "Undercover Angel" without snickering.

I sell subscriptions to obscure newsletters. I read Sun Tzu. I play darts with the less gifted. I go to malls and look menacing. I taunt the overweight and then run away.

I stomp grapes. I dance like Nietzsche and live like Thoreau. I wobble but I don't fall down.

I pontificate. I cat-call and heckle. I smoke turkeys. I don't eat the pasta-salad.

I make paper airplanes during meetings. I enter contests where the first prize is a go-cart and can't sleep when the drawing date is near.

I shop and save. I fight my urges and lose on purpose. I watch "Gilligans Island" and dig Ginger. I watch "I Dream of Jeannie" and wonder how long I'd put up with Air-Force crap with that little magical snuggle bunny at home in her jammies.

I found Waldo. I dress accordingly. I sit still during church. I giggle when teachers say "asphalt" or "Uranus".

But most of all.... I love the Tide!

Do I qualify?

ORIGINAL: H Gilmer

Reposted from a fellow Crimson Tider....

I drink beer and eat sausages. I sell smart-ass comments on the commodities market and I train my dog to do stupid tricks. I climb ladders and replace light bulbs, I drive to the grocery store when necessary. I float in the tub. When I'm feeling saucy I smoke a cee-gar. I run like the wind and can sing the Alan O'Day hit "Undercover Angel" without snickering.

I sell subscriptions to obscure newsletters. I read Sun Tzu. I play darts with the less gifted. I go to malls and look menacing. I taunt the overweight and then run away.

I stomp grapes. I dance like Nietzsche and live like Thoreau. I wobble but I don't fall down.

I pontificate. I cat-call and heckle. I smoke turkeys. I don't eat the pasta-salad.

I make paper airplanes during meetings. I enter contests where the first prize is a go-cart and can't sleep when the drawing date is near.

I shop and save. I fight my urges and lose on purpose. I watch "Gilligans Island" and dig Ginger. I watch "I Dream of Jeannie" and wonder how long I'd put up with Air-Force crap with that little magical snuggle bunny at home in her jammies.

I found Waldo. I dress accordingly. I sit still during church. I giggle when teachers say "asphalt" or "Uranus".

But most of all.... I love the Tide!

Do I qualify?

ORIGINAL: rogo727
I trump you all.
1. I'm from Iowa ...nuff said.

ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

ORIGINAL: H Gilmer

Reposted from a fellow Crimson Tider....

I drink beer and eat sausages. I sell smart-ass comments on the commodities market and I train my dog to do stupid tricks. I climb ladders and replace light bulbs, I drive to the grocery store when necessary. I float in the tub. When I'm feeling saucy I smoke a cee-gar. I run like the wind and can sing the Alan O'Day hit "Undercover Angel" without snickering.

I sell subscriptions to obscure newsletters. I read Sun Tzu. I play darts with the less gifted. I go to malls and look menacing. I taunt the overweight and then run away.

I stomp grapes. I dance like Nietzsche and live like Thoreau. I wobble but I don't fall down.

I pontificate. I cat-call and heckle. I smoke turkeys. I don't eat the pasta-salad.

I make paper airplanes during meetings. I enter contests where the first prize is a go-cart and can't sleep when the drawing date is near.

I shop and save. I fight my urges and lose on purpose. I watch "Gilligans Island" and dig Ginger. I watch "I Dream of Jeannie" and wonder how long I'd put up with Air-Force crap with that little magical snuggle bunny at home in her jammies.

I found Waldo. I dress accordingly. I sit still during church. I giggle when teachers say "asphalt" or "Uranus".

But most of all.... I love the Tide!

Do I qualify?

[:D]

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: Titanwarrior89

ORIGINAL: H Gilmer

Reposted from a fellow Crimson Tider....

I drink beer and eat sausages. I sell smart-ass comments on the commodities market and I train my dog to do stupid tricks. I climb ladders and replace light bulbs, I drive to the grocery store when necessary. I float in the tub. When I'm feeling saucy I smoke a cee-gar. I run like the wind and can sing the Alan O'Day hit "Undercover Angel" without snickering.

I sell subscriptions to obscure newsletters. I read Sun Tzu. I play darts with the less gifted. I go to malls and look menacing. I taunt the overweight and then run away.

I stomp grapes. I dance like Nietzsche and live like Thoreau. I wobble but I don't fall down.

I pontificate. I cat-call and heckle. I smoke turkeys. I don't eat the pasta-salad.

I make paper airplanes during meetings. I enter contests where the first prize is a go-cart and can't sleep when the drawing date is near.

I shop and save. I fight my urges and lose on purpose. I watch "Gilligans Island" and dig Ginger. I watch "I Dream of Jeannie" and wonder how long I'd put up with Air-Force crap with that little magical snuggle bunny at home in her jammies.

I found Waldo. I dress accordingly. I sit still during church. I giggle when teachers say "asphalt" or "Uranus".

But most of all.... I love the Tide!

Do I qualify?

[:D]

I hope your little smiley face has nothing to do with that disgusting crimson tide.[;)]