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Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:20 pm
by ilovestrategy
Warspite,
It's time for breakfast again. I want pancakes, buttered toast, scramble eggs and hash browns, both covered with sausage gravy. Top it off with a sausage gravy covered biscuit. I'll supply the two liter Coke.
In short, if it's not heart attack material I don't want it. Oh yeah, speaking of heart attacks, add some bacon. [:D]
Steiner, I have a spot at the table saved for you.
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:24 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy
Warspite,
It's time for breakfast again. I want pancakes, buttered toast, scramble eggs and hash browns, both covered with sausage gravy. Top it off with a sausage gravy covered biscuit. I'll supply the two liter Coke.
In short, if it's not heart attack material I don't want it. Oh yeah, speaking of heart attacks, add some bacon.
Steiner, I have a spot at the table saved for you.
MMM. Sounds great. I will be flying first class on Freedom Air. Although I do not like entering the People's Republic of California. I am always afraid I might get infected with stupidity.
Hurry along warspite, we are hungry.
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:29 pm
by wodin
Fried Egg...Mushrooms..Toms..bacon (crispy)..black pudding and a lovely cup of tea please..
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:31 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: wodin
Fried Egg...Mushrooms..Toms..bacon (crispy)..black pudding and a lovely cup of tea please..
Dear Lord, I just lost my appetite.[:-][:-][:-]
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:34 pm
by ilovestrategy
I pulled up a chair for you Wodin. Warspite, I'm hungry!
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:36 pm
by warspite1
Okay okay - I've sent Mrs W out for some provisions as all we have in are a few crumpets, some butter, a pint of milk, some crystal meth and a few soggy tea bags.
I'll be there as soon as possible.
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:39 pm
by Rtwfreak
Western omelette for me and hot sause, definitely cream brown gravy and biscuits and bacon...bacon.....and more bacon and those link sausages with the slick skins I don't like the ones that are all knarly. Breakfast is my favorite meal. Once in awhile I like pancakes or waffles with lotsa butter n syrup. (pulling up a chair) but, ummm why are we waiting for Warspite?
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:45 pm
by warspite1
Because I'm making the food dumbass!!! What you gotta problem with my cooking?? Eh?
Now sit down, shut up and you will be served as soon as Mrs W gets her sorry behind back from the grocery store (as youse guys across the pond would say).
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:49 pm
by Rtwfreak
Could you at least post screenshots of it so's we can see your "making the food dumbass". [:'(]
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:51 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: Rtwfreak
Could you at least post screenshots of it so's we can see your "making the food dumbass". [:'(]
warspite1
No.
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:55 pm
by catwhoorg
Got any black pudding ? Its almost impossible to find any over here, and what you do find just isn't any good.
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:57 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Okay okay - I've sent Mrs W out for some provisions as all we have in are a few crumpets, some butter, a pint of milk, some crystal meth and a few soggy tea bags.
I'll be there as soon as possible.
Your forgot the buttermilk(for real biscuits), pot, Balvenie and da women.
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:57 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: catwhoorg
Got any black pudding ? Its almost impossible to find any over here, and what you do find just isn't any good.
warspite1
Yes I do - Mrs W has just returned and, anticipating that there may be a northerner in the house, she got some in just in case. Wasn't that nice?
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:59 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
Okay okay - I've sent Mrs W out for some provisions as all we have in are a few crumpets, some butter, a pint of milk, some crystal meth and a few soggy tea bags.
I'll be there as soon as possible.
Your forgot the buttermilk(for real biscuits), pot, Balvenie and da women.
warspite1
buttermilk - yes
Balvenie - yes
da women - of course
pot - er no, but I do have kettle and black.....
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:00 pm
by ilovestrategy
What are you going to mix that crystal meth with? More flavor for the bacon? Dang, forgot to order the dessert. I had my mind set on coconut cream pie.
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:02 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy
What are you going to mix that crystal meth with? More flavor for the bacon? Dang, forgot to order the dessert. I had my mind set on coconut cream pie.
warspite1
Right for I've got coconut pie but I'm all out of cream.....I could improvise [;)]
I'm going for crystal meth a la Brazilian PB. And after that, for anyone still left alive tomorrow....you will wish you weren't....
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:04 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy
What are you going to mix that crystal meth with? More flavor for the bacon? Dang, forgot to order the dessert. I had my mind set on coconut cream pie.
warspite1
Right for I've got coconut pie but I'm all out of cream.....I could improvise [;)]
I'm going for crystal meth a la Brazilian PB. And after that, for anyone still left alive tomorrow....you will wish you weren't....
No, improvisation is not needed-or wanted.
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:06 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy
What are you going to mix that crystal meth with? More flavor for the bacon? Dang, forgot to order the dessert. I had my mind set on coconut cream pie.
warspite1
Right for I've got coconut pie but I'm all out of cream.....I could improvise [;)]
I'm going for crystal meth a la Brazilian PB. And after that, for anyone still left alive tomorrow....you will wish you weren't....
No, improvisation is not needed-or wanted.
warspite1
Suit yourself Mr Poopy Pants - I only have coconut pie
sans cream ILS.
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:11 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
warspite1
Right for I've got coconut pie but I'm all out of cream.....I could improvise [;)]
I'm going for crystal meth a la Brazilian PB. And after that, for anyone still left alive tomorrow....you will wish you weren't....
No, improvisation is not needed-or wanted.
warspite1
Suit yourself Mr Poopy Pants - I only have coconut pie
sans cream ILS.
Never mind. We do not want your stupid breakfast food. ILS, order from someone who does not have dementia.
RE: Warspite.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:13 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
No, improvisation is not needed-or wanted.
warspite1
Suit yourself Mr Poopy Pants - I only have coconut pie
sans cream ILS.
Never mind. We do not want your stupid breakfast food. ILS, order from someone who does not have dementia.
warspite1
But I've just spent over a gazillion pounds on food!