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Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.

Why yes, yes I can. I recommend you take an active part in the Australian Beauties thread and vote on the great topic du jour. You will be at 2,500 in no time [:)]

Listen to Warspite. Anyone that mixes crystal meth with pancakes knows all. [&o]

ORIGINAL: ilovestrategy

Listen to Warspite. Anyone that mixes crystal meth with pancakes knows all. [&o]

warspite1

Why thank you ILS - your meth enhanced coffee is waiting for you - on the house..well you will need something to rinse down that Brazilian PB. [:)]

ORIGINAL: rogo727

Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.

First, Iowa is THE joke. Second, I would be careful about doing anything warspite.5 suggests. He is actually Satan on earth...don't tell him I said that though.

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ORIGINAL: rogo727

Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.

First, Iowa is THE joke. Second, I would be careful about doing anything warspite.5 suggests. He is actually Satan on earth...don't tell him I said that though.

warspite1

Did you just write warspite.5 dumbass?

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ORIGINAL: rogo727

Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.

First, Iowa is THE joke. Second, I would be careful about doing anything warspite.5 suggests. He is actually Satan on earth...don't tell him I said that though.

warspite1

Did you just hear me say that I, warspite1, am the biggest dumbass in the history of the universe.

Yeah, we all heard you.

ORIGINAL: rogo727

Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.

Why would anyone make jokes about Iowa? [&:]

ORIGINAL: rogo727

Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.

rogo, I am sorry. warpedspiteful1 hijacks every thread started. Just post insults about him and he will go away.

Us Minnesotans have learned how to joke about Iowa in the presence of Iowans. Very slowly. [:'(]

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: rogo727

Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.

Why would anyone make jokes about Iowa? [&:]

warspite1

Quite right - at least Iowa is not Wyomingsville

Lol!

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Us Minnesotans have learned how to joke about Iowa in the presence of Iowans. Very slowly. [:'(]

We battle for a bronze pig against another state whom not shall be mentioned......

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ORIGINAL: rogo727

Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.

Why would anyone make jokes about Iowa? [&:]

Well, rogo727-being in Iowa (or Minnesota) is not so bad.

At least when it's time to repave the parking lot, we don't turn up random dead kings. WTF? [&:]

Well Iowa was first explored by the French does that explain things?

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Well, rogo727-being in Iowa (or Minnesota) is not so bad.

At least when it's time to repave the parking lot, we don't turn up random dead kings. WTF? [&:]

ORIGINAL: rogo727

Well Iowa was first explored by the French does that explain things?

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Well, rogo727-being in Iowa (or Minnesota) is not so bad.

At least when it's time to repave the parking lot, we don't turn up random dead kings. WTF? [&:]

Yes, the French. Who promptly surrendered Iowa to a band of 3 Indian squaws.

Orm, Iowa is a national embarrassment in the US, sort of like Sweeden is to Europe.

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: rogo727

Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.

Why would anyone make jokes about Iowa? [&:]

Because Iowans are desperate for attention, any kind of attention...

Seriously, Iowa is a great place to visit - just ask any visiting Big Ten basketball coach [:'(]

Yes yes our team has been good and the woman's team is even better.

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ORIGINAL: rogo727

Get my 4th star? Any topic and yes all Iowa jokes are welcome... To be more specific all hawkeye jokes are strongly welcomed.

Why would anyone make jokes about Iowa? [&:]

Because Iowans are desperate for attention, any kind of attention...

Seriously, Iowa is a great place to visit - just ask any visiting Big Ten basketball coach [:'(]

ORIGINAL: rogo727

Yes yes our team has been good and the woman's team is even better.

ORIGINAL: ckammp

ORIGINAL: Orm



Why would anyone make jokes about Iowa? [&:]

Because Iowans are desperate for attention, any kind of attention...

Seriously, Iowa is a great place to visit - just ask any visiting Big Ten basketball coach [:'(]

Yeah, I visited once. Doing 90 all the way through. Tried going faster, but those damned tractors kept getting in my way.

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Well, rogo727-being in Iowa (or Minnesota) is not so bad.

At least when it's time to repave the parking lot, we don't turn up random dead kings. WTF? [&:]

warspite1

That's because you have no history dear boy.

The car park was on the site of an old friary where it was thought by some that Richard III was buried after his defeat at Bosworth....and they were right [:)]