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All of this wish list stuff is ok (I guess) but to me the joy of ToS has always been found in breaking things and killing people

This being the case it seems time that we (well me anyway) get back to our roots. To rekindle the spirit of friendly competition that we have always tried to foster I feel that I should mention that you're all a bunch of low-bellied, 4-timing, yellow down, two flushers.

Ta Ta,

Hetzer

Played Crushu (Immolator) with my Beguiler (2PB/2NBS/PL/3sml).

In HELL

Fortunately (for me) he discovered that it's hard to hit things when you only have 15 pts of health left

See, told you am sique not ded

Them's fighting words, mister!

Sigh, I guess I'll have to bring up the fact that I've beat you (luck, I'm sure) 2 out of 3 games games so far.

Looking forward to our next game

--
Ron Miller
Stars! AutoHost

(Sound of teeth being severely gnashed)

Been lurking for a LONG time, but thought I'd finally peek in to let anyone/everyone know that if I'm online I'd be up for a battle. ICQ is 3199233. I look forward to kicking some serious butt... or not...

Me and Hetzer met up in an assault duel in hell. Even though I was in a Widowmaker, I managed to avoid overheating long enough to take Hetz's poor head off.

Great game! I look forward to the rematch.

Sigh. Soon...

*sigh*, you did great hetz, though i cant figure out how you managed to keep yer heat from getting higher than low red...

Heh, its also not that easy to aim when yer center torso is out.

Build a Team Hetzer, and we can pick the guys we want... I have some specially made titans too

Finally got to play Natural Chaos. Will one of you kindly explain to him that it's only fair when I take His head He used a WidowMaker to eat my Crumbler.

Fair schmair.

ARGH!!!!!!!!!

I Hate It when people treat me with the respect that i deserve

Ahh...........Much, Much Better.

Natural Chaos and I both got Hoodlums (2 AC20/AC12/2LL) in Hell. Game ended when his right leg went the way of his right torso :p

It figures... I start getting back into the community only to have work pull me away. It seems that from now until the end of the month I'll be working 14 hour days, EVERY day. Of course, I'll likely be let go at the end of it, at which point I'll have plenty of time for that rematch.

Hetz ownt me again.

I had Rubbler, he had Immolator, and he managed to blow out my center torso with napalm missles x( doh.

Good fight though, and he was SUPPOSED to meet me today for a rematch... dunno what happened to him.

On the plus side, Hetz says hes feeling better

hetz chickend out!

:p

*runs away really fast*

My new alarm clock started screaming this morning and as usual my fist smashed it to pieces. My feet hit the cold steel floor in my room on the cargo ship Tek420. I lit a blunt to clear my head and realized today i was to go against Korgmeister in battle.
I came from a north east position heading south west through a nicely wooded area. All quiet everything as it should be. As looked towards the mountainous regions south west of me, I spied a mech making a slow crawl up the hill. i just barely had time to get a scan of my enemy. Seeing what i was up against i felt more confident and smoked another blunt(Thank God for this TitanTech smokereducingunit).
I decided these tree's were ok cover but that the tree covered hill behind me would be perfect. I backed up my titan and repositioned my guns to watch the valley. I had a good view and croutched down to reduce my titans visibilty to others. Then I chilled. Rolled me a Phatty and called the ol' lady. I told her all the dirty **** i was gonna do to her when i got back from this battle, but like my scanner my balls were blue.
Finally after what seemed to be 200 seconds the enemey comes crawling through the rocky region to south west. I quickly target an fire off two rounds. One hits and Korg goes down like a freshman after senior prom. He's quick on the get up though an few good shots are available. I flick a blunt out the sidehatch on my titan. As it hits the ground a small leaf burns up quickly and i smile.
I start blasting with my small an medium lasers and sure enough with such a bad scan i missed alot and the woods were soon ablaze. As my enemy was ablaze with fire, i blazed one mah self. A good jock appreciates the finer things in life.
The job was finished with a well placed called shot to the dome of my oppenent. As I walked my Titan off the battlefield I picked up the head of my opponent's Titan. Peering inside i saw my victims charred and mangled body. Time to go home an get some. Its ruff bein a jock but somebodys gotta live the life.



<Good game Korg>

uh tek mabey your new here but uh korg has a luck factor of about -16 billion% so its pretty easy to kil lhim in virtualy any situtaion so i don't get what your so proud about

it's not pride it called drama you filthy bastage

its not pride

could have fooled me

you filthy bastage

anybody know what a bastage is?

Yes, I think Hetzer, Whitefirefox and CrushU can attest to it.

That said, I love the humor factor in Tek's entry. It's nice when someone kicks my arse and makes a laugh out of it.

Well, now I know why his cockpit's so smokey. Me, that's just from the damaged Life Support system, haha!

Went down like a Freshman at Senior Prom, LOL!
I think my crappy luck factor is quite evident from what he's written.

You can pretty much take for granted the the first shot to hit me will do one of three things:
#1: Force a piloting check, which I botch and I end up on my arse.
#2: Hit the head and cause pilot damage, and possibly #1 as well.
#3: Cause system damage, even on a fully armoured location.

Just ask CrushU. He was 'fortunate' enough to see that my titans always wear Red PJs on their head after just a few seconds (especially with Hetz =P)