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I SEE A PORTENT OF LOOMING ALLIED DESTRUCTION ON THE CYRENAICA FRONT AS SILLY WARSPITE1-NEWBLETTES WESTERN DESERT FORCE COLLAPSES! [:'(]

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

I SEE A PORTENT OF LOOMING ALLIED DESTRUCTION ON THE CYRENAICA FRONT AS SILLY WARSPITE1-NEWBLETTES WESTERN DESERT FORCE COLLAPSES! [:'(]

warspite1

That's nice dear...now, how about a nice cup of tea?

All I know is that when WiF comes out, I expect a public and very entertaining AAR.

warspite1

That's nice dear...now, how about a nice cup of tea?

GLADLY O SILLY WARSPITE1-NEWBLETTE....HAVE AN 8TH ARMY CRUMPET!

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

warspite1

That's nice dear...now, how about a nice cup of tea?

GLADLY O SILLY WARSPITE1-NEWBLETTE....HAVE AN 8TH ARMY CRUMPET!

warspite1

That's jolly nice of that German POW chappie to make some of our heroic boys some brekkie [:)]

ORIGINAL: Missouri_Rebel

All I know is that when WiF comes out, I expect a public and very entertaining AAR.

warspite1

Happy to - I really enjoyed doing my first AAR's for CTGW. An AAR for MWIF would be a much more time consuming exercise - but good fun as there is SOOOO much to the game.

Quite apart from anything else that was going on in the world on June 22, 1941...

So when is Gary Grigsby's Western (and African?) Front coming out?

warspite1

Happy to - I really enjoyed doing my first AAR's for CTGW. An AAR for MWIF would be a much more time consuming exercise - but good fun as there is SOOOO much to the game.

THE FIRST SILLY WARSPITE1-NEWBLETTE AAR WILL READ AS SUCH-

"September 1939; Sortied HMS Warspite out to escort a convoy to Malta. Italian naval & bomber forces ambushed us in the Western Med. HMS Warspite went to the bottom after barely waking up from a nights hot-pink ballyhoo bath-house party. Ship lost with all hands aboard. Game over. Seaman Silly Warspite1-Newblette MIA. The End."

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

warspite1

Happy to - I really enjoyed doing my first AAR's for CTGW. An AAR for MWIF would be a much more time consuming exercise - but good fun as there is SOOOO much to the game.

THE FIRST SILLY WARSPITE1-NEWBLETTE AAR WILL READ AS SUCH-

"September 1939; Sortied HMS Warspite out to escort a convoy to Malta. Italian naval & bomber forces ambushed us in the Western Med. HMS Warspite went to the bottom after barely waking up from a nights hot-pink ballyhoo bath-house party. Ship lost with all hands aboard. Game over. Seaman Silly Warspite1-Newblette MIA. The End."

warspite1

Teensy-Weensy problem SLAAK ol' fruit. The image you have posted is of an Italian merchant that was bombed by its own side. The Italian aircraft missed of course, but the crew scuttled the ship in panic anyway, thanks to your lousy leadership skills.

HMS Warspite meanwhile was safely back in Alexandra in time for tea and medals - hussah!!

Game over. warspite1 is the victor.

W1-Newblette-
That's jolly nice of that German POW chappie to make some of our heroic boys some brekkie

(After consuming their crumpets laced with magic mushrooms, our British cousins seem a little groggy in the desert as they ballet their way into captivity.)

warspite1

Teensy-Weensy problem SLAAK ol' fruit. The image you have posted is of an Italian merchant that was bombed by its own side. The Italian aircraft missed of course, but the crew scuttled the ship in panic anyway, thanks to your lousy leadership skills.

HMS Warspite meanwhile was safely back in Alexandra in time for tea and medals - hussah!!

Game over. warspite1 is the victor.

SILLY WARSPITE1-NEWBLETTE, THAT IMAGE IS NOT ITALIAN. THAT OUTLINE WAS ALL THAT WAS LEFT OF YOUR BELOVED HMS WARSPITE. THE STORY ABOUT AN ITALIAN VESSEL BEING SUNK BY FRIENDLY FIRE, WELL THAT WAS MERELY CAMOUFLAGE THAT YOUR INTEL SWALLOWED HOOK LINE & SINKER! [:'(]

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

warspite1

Teensy-Weensy problem SLAAK ol' fruit. The image you have posted is of an Italian merchant that was bombed by its own side. The Italian aircraft missed of course, but the crew scuttled the ship in panic anyway, thanks to your lousy leadership skills.

HMS Warspite meanwhile was safely back in Alexandra in time for tea and medals - hussah!!

Game over. warspite1 is the victor.

SILLY WARSPITE1-NEWBLETTE, THAT IMAGE IS NOT ITALIAN. THAT OUTLINE WAS ALL THAT WAS LEFT OF YOUR BELOVED HMS WARSPITE. THE STORY ABOUT AN ITALIAN VESSEL BEING SUNK BY FRIENDLY FIRE, WELL THAT WAS MERELY CAMOUFLAGE THAT YOUR INTEL SWALLOWED HOOK LINE & SINKER! [:'(]

warspite1

Yes, you are right of course - the image looks just like the Warspite. How silly of me not to notice.....

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN
SILLY WARSPITE1-NEWBLETTE, THAT IMAGE IS NOT ITALIAN. THAT OUTLINE WAS ALL THAT WAS LEFT OF YOUR BELOVED HMS WARSPITE. THE STORY ABOUT AN ITALIAN VESSEL BEING SUNK BY FRIENDLY FIRE, WELL THAT WAS MERELY CAMOUFLAGE THAT YOUR INTEL SWALLOWED HOOK LINE & SINKER!

I think not. History records that Warspite foundered en route to the breakers yards post war. An ignominious end for a great lady but it was Mother Nature that got her, not the Italians. Slaakman is once again a victim of his own propaganda.

i blame the Illuminati

Blame the Illuminati? No, we had nothing to do with it. The idea was considered at our meeting in Q1/41 but it was discarded in favor of assisting Adolph's plan for the secret base in Antarctica. We are powerful but there are limits to how many projects we can keep going at one time.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

i blame the Illuminati

Nah, the Stonecutters. The guys who made Steve Guttenberg a star.

warspite1

Yes, you are right of course - the image looks just like the Warspite. How silly of me not to notice.....

(More like how amateur of you not to notice Silly W1-Newblette). [:'(]

I think not. History records that Warspite foundered en route to the breakers yards post war. An ignominious end for a great lady but it was Mother Nature that got her, not the Italians. Slaakman is once again a victim of his own propaganda.

Silly Greyshaft-Newblette, you mustve been in the outhouse during the battle. The HMS Warspite is resting comfortably on the bottom of the Western Med with the rest of the British fleet. Silly Warspite1-Newblette himself is a POW in one of our fish tanks so he can enjoy intimate moments with dolphin-love & octopus grope.

(Silly W1-Newblette weeping from evil octopus attack).

ORIGINAL: Aurelian

ORIGINAL: warspite1

i blame the Illuminati

Nah, the Stonecutters. The guys who made Steve Guttenberg a star.

warspite1

I KNEW IT!!! Someone had to be responsible for Steve Guttenberg.... Now we know. I always assumed it was a fiendish Illuminati plot.

ORIGINAL: Greyshaft

Blame the Illuminati? No, we had nothing to do with it. The idea was considered at our meeting in Q1/41 but it was discarded in favor of assisting Adolph's plan for the secret base in Antarctica. We are powerful but there are limits to how many projects we can keep going at one time.

warspite1

You guys get everywhere........ Come on level with us. Where is Elvis?

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Greyshaft
Blame the Illuminati? No, we had nothing to do with it. The idea was considered at our meeting in Q1/41 but it was discarded in favor of assisting Adolph's plan for the secret base in Antarctica. We are powerful but there are limits to how many projects we can keep going at one time.

warspite1
You guys get everywhere........ Come on level with us. Where is Elvis?

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