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headline: "Lowly N00b slaughters Old Bast.... uhh Man"
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:45 am
by CrushU
Ill give you three guesses who I beat, and the first two dont count
It was mainly luck, we both had missle titans, and all my missles in a rack hit his c torso and took it to red.
But remember, "Fortune favors the foolish"

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:54 am
by Hetz
Well, at least he spelled my name right :p
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2002 1:01 am
by whitefirefox
hetz? beat in a 1 on 1? woah talk about a fluke!
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2002 3:23 am
by GROND
250+ Net Games
150+ Wins
100+ Losses
I get beaten all the time, I just try to win more than I lose.
So, the real question is "This is an AC20 the most powerful cannon known to ToS. Now, I know what you're thinking....did he fire 19 times or did he fire 20? So, you have to ask yourself, Do I feel lucky?
Well.........Do ya...... Punque?
Hetzer's House of Fine Hospitality will be closed this Fri PM but will reopen for business during the weekend. We hope that you will all feel free to avail yourselves of the down-home, warm-hearted welcome that we guarantee you'll recieve. (please check your heads at the door. It's such a chore trudging through our Arenas to retrieve them)
ps: I GROND am not Hetzer's evil twin

He's my evil twin :p :p
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2002 4:05 am
by Lobsteve
Hetzer's House of Fine Hospitality
I swear that no matter how many times I read this it will always come out 'Hetzer's House of Fine Pancakes'. The HeHOP as it were.
Lobsteve.
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2002 8:33 pm
by whitefirefox
ok did that make sense to anybody else? cuz what lobsteve just said sounds insane to me (then again so does corrin and myself when i read my own posts back to myself

)
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2002 9:24 pm
by PrinceCorrin
I have never claimed sanity.
Insanity is the playground of those who wish the world were more than it is, and thus make themselves beleive it is.
In other words, insanity = imagination.
I also have a bridge I'd like to sell, any takers?
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2002 12:08 am
by Lobsteve
About this bridge....what colour is it?
Oh, and is there room for my jocks to live under it? As in trolls under the bridge...
Lobsteve.
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2002 12:32 am
by whitefirefox
ill buy it for 5 million!
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2002 1:14 am
by PrinceCorrin
Sold!! Cash or money order only. No personal cheques please.
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2002 3:24 am
by whitefirefox
alright i own a bridge! now to set c-4 underneath it and watch the people run screaming as i blow the hell out of the bridge with cars on it!