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Sweet Dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas,
Everybody's looking for something.

Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to be used by you,
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused.

Ever notice the wisdom in some songs?

What's ur favorite?

Mine is that classic we all know and love: You are my sunshine.

I've found many people only know the corus :

You are my sunshine my only sunshine,
You make me happy, when skies are grey
You'll never know, dear, how much i love you
Please don't take, my sunshine away.

Well, here for your edification and amusement, and because I have nuthin better to do, are the four verses, in order, to be sung to the same tune as the above mentioned corus.

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping,
I dreamed I held you in my arms,
But when I woke ,dear I was mistaken
And i hung my head and I cried.

corus

I'll always love you, and make you happy
If you will only say the same,
But if you leave me, and love another
You'll regret it all someday

corus

You told me once, dear, you really loved me
And no one else could come between
But now you've left me, and love another,
You have shattered all my dreams.

corus

In all my dreams, dear, you seem to leave me
When I awake my poor heart pains.
So won't you come back and make me happy?
I'll forgive you, I'll take all the blame.

corus

Someone get Corrin away from that punch bowl! It's the devil-punch! I can see the headlines now: Prince Corrin the lastest victim of Punch Bowl disater. Thousands weep.

I'd advise someone lock this thread or I'll post the lyrics to some gothy songs and cause an angst-fest!

Just because it seems to happen on every song lyric thread I ever see.

Not punch. Vodka. Screwdrivers

:p

Originally posted by Lobsteve
Someone get Corrin away from that punch bowl! It's the devil-punch! I can see the headlines now: Prince Corrin the lastest victim of Punch Bowl disater. Thousands weep.

find out whats in the punch before you decide to get the Prince away from it. if there's arsenic, strychnine and cyanide in there, leave him too it. nobody'll weep, i gaurentee.
on the other hand, were i to take a sip, THEN the thousands would weep. *g*

Random thought for the day:

Wouldn't it have been cooler if Vader had said : "Luke, I'm your Daddy. That's right. Who's your Daddy? I'm your Daddy."

uhm uh yeah you can go call george lucas and tell him that right now im just going to call the men in the white coats who will take you to a nice soft white padded room all for you right now

*shakes head*

PC seems to have a lot of time on his hands... I hope you're on a day off...

(slips quietly away from the punch bowl whilst giggling madly and looks for a place to hide a suspiciously smoking beaker)

well your mouth would make a good hiding place. and i think your taste buds have all shrivled up and died of old age by now.

*eyes smoking punch suspiciously* Now what could cause that? Oh well, It couldn't possibly hurt me...

(famous, er plain last words?)

my last words will probably be "Hey! Look what I can do!"

mine will be "................thats it..........im gonna die....."
either that or "AH HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURN BURN YES BURN! Oh wait thats MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!"

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, do you think he would be running for President, fixing foreign policy, inspecting weapons in Iraq, or clawing furiously at the inside of his coffin?

Running for president.....from inside the coffin....and probably winning.

Lobsteve.

speaking of presidents.




A British doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."



A German doctor says: "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."



A Russian doctor says: "In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."



The American doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are far away behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half is preparing for war."

Bush is not stupid, he just has a hard time with public speaking.
Now, Gore, he was a dumbass. Read his campaign stances on most issues and you'll wonder why ANYbody wanted to vote for him.

Speaking of doctors.

HISTORY OF MEDICINE

For people in a hurry, we have compiled this short history of medicine, using as an example the treatment of that common ailment, the ear ache.

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.

1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this prayer.

1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.

1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.

1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.

2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

LOL, that's great, PC. I love it.

id have to agree with lobsteve

An egg and a strip of bacon walk into a bar, they walk up to the counter and ask for two beers. The bartender apologizes, but explains that he doesn't serve breakfast.